Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Lily Allen [5]

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Lilly Allen has presented herself for another cunting. She must fucking love the abuse. Apparently, the criticism of the Abbottopotamus is NOT because she’s a nasty, racist, incompetent, ignorant, moronic fat TWAT! It’s because everyone criticising her is racist and sexist. Give…me…a fucking…break. Seriously, the she was conceived, her mum should have insisted on taking it up the arse.

If it hadn’t been for millionaire daddy, Keith Allen’s money and connections in showbiz, this simple minded gimp would never have been able to inflict the childish shite that she calls music on the general public. The woman is a fucking twat.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

More mongmungous bollocks from Lily The Windowlicker…. Her latest monumental online eppy is about how ‘racists’ and ‘sexists’ were to blame for Abbott The Hutt being taken out of the game… Nothing to do with Abbott being an incompetent , laughable, and totally useless cunt and a complete liability then?….. But this is, of course, typical and quintessential Megamong… Everything and anything is the fault of nasty and evil white men… She probably blames the carnage in Manchester and London on white blokes…. Yet this spaz featured cunt has the nerve to call others racist and sexist… But, of course, racist and sexist are always the classic snowflake responses when they don’t get their way or have no other answers… Fucking coked up STD riddled mong….

Nominated by Norman

Voter Apathy

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I’d like to cunt Apathy. Especially political apathy. Specifically Voter apathy.

“Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all those others that have been tried.”
~ Winston Churchill ~

Whine Number 1: “I’m not interested in politics.” Fair enough, although it’s virtually impossible for your life not to be affected by issues, statutes and local /national decisions.

Whine Number 2: “I don’t have anyone for whom to vote.” Possibly true, although no-one coheres to everything in a party’s manifesto.

Whine Number 3: “I don’t believe my vote will make any difference.” You never know; some elections are close.

Whine Number 4: “I can’t be arsed to vote.” Yes, if only that Polling station 300 yards away were a tad closer.

Whine Number 5: “The parties and candidates are all the same.” No, they’re not. They share certain similarities, i.e. they’re all power-hungry whores, but they hold different beliefs.

Whine Number 6: “I don’t trust politicians.” We all distrust them. These hussies would do anything and say anything to be elected. They’re full of shit. To win elections, these unctuous, lying lechers would walk over broken glass, crawl through tunnels of toxic shite and drink glasses of your cold, fresh vomit. We know they’re cunts; if you’re surprised when they capitulate, you’re the cunt for being so naive.

These apathetic, idle too-cool turkeys will be the first to moan about the “bloody Government.” However, it took a long time to obtain the vote. Moreover, some cuntries haven’t got it. Use it. Open your blasé eyes, take your half-hearted, lukewarm thumb out of your jaded, spiritless arse, drag it down to the Polling Station, and vote.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

#The ISAC general election game#

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Dear Fellow Cunts/Cunters

Seeing as I will be up all night on Thursday despairing at the shitstorm that is modern British politics I thought I would host a game that exists purely to help facilitate further joy at MP`s losing their seats.Pick 50 names of MP`s who had a seat when Parliament was dissolved and are fighting to keep that seat in the comments below and the cunt who correctly has the most MP`s lose their seats wins.

Will anyone predict the Portillo or Balls moment that perfectly encapsulates the political downfall of a so called rising star?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_Kingdom_MPs_by_seniority,_2015%E2%80%9317 :Here is a list of current MP`s by seniority in case you can`t be arsed to look.

You can put as much or as little effort in as you want but get 50 names of current MP`s you either think or want to lose their seats by Thursday at 22:00.No entries after this.
I will put a master list up after the deadline by editing this post.That way we won`t get lost and can come back to this thread for fast pace cunting of events as they unfold.

Rules
-Entries must be in by 22;00 on Thursday 8th June
-No entries or changes count after that
-You can pick up to 50 names
-The cunt who has the most amount of MP`s on their lost that lose their seat wins.
-Cunts that have been in parliament and are fighting again e.g Vince Cable Simon Hughes George Galloway Esther McVey Julian Huppert etc can not be picked as they dont have a seat to lose technically.
-Sinn Fein MP`s count.
-Best of British luck.

Shaun

Ticketmaster [2]

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Ticketmaster

So all tickets for the Ariana Grande Manchester benefit gig sold oit within minutes orf going orn sale. Ticket agents old friends TicketMaster (Master minds behind London Olympics balls). Endless promises to sort ouit dodgy 3rd world/chinko/mafia ticketing bots. Have to buy ‘em at inflated prices orn Ebay now. Unless our AlKillyer friends have bought the lot as a thank you for their loyal supporters. Cunts too dumb to realise they need a few proper punters there or else not worth going.
Gig should go with a bang either way. And TicketMaster will have made their money whatever. Proves Capitalism is King.

Nominated by Sir Limpy Stoke

Jeremy Corbyn [8]

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Corbyn answers the first question and manages to make sure we all know Islam is a wonderful faith and bigged multicultural society.

Cunt

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

Now shitstain is caliming he will end large classroom sizes and hospital waiting lists.

Can’t do that without reducing immigration. Fucking idiot.

Claims leadership is as much using your brain as using your mouth.

He’s already screwed on that front.

Getting asked about immigration, giving a spiel about the EU.

Talks about ”future controls” but s saying nothing about how he would control it.

Now Paxo is on.

The roasting has commenced.

Paxo is ripping him on not being able to get his ideals in the Labour manifesto.

Comrade Corbyn talks about a nuclear free world.

Heh, it will be a cold day in hell before that happens.

America, Russia, China, N.Korea, India, Pakistan and Israel are laughing at this cretin.

Cunt Corbyn claims there will be a deal with the EU. Paxo is calling him out on this.

We all know Corbyn would take it up the arse from the EU in negotiations.

He would roll over on any divorce bill. Utter cunt.

Nominated by Prime Minister Sinister