Christ what needs a cunting is the slimy spineless cunt Slaphead Paget-Brown allegedly lead (as they term it) orf The Royal Borough orf Kensington and Chelsea. Has finally pulled its head oit orf its own arse and appeared ont telly in all its sweaty pink wobbling slaphead glory. Appropriately doing a Stonewall and saying nothing re catastrophic failures ect ect and no comment about HMG finally giving up orn the queenie council and taking over disaster management itself.
Have dealt with cunts like Paget-Brown many times. It is only interested in its own survival and has been instructed by the council’s overpaid briefs to keep its trap shut so not to incriminate itself. In my time as a consultant in local government we translated the lessons learned during the Blitz and the Cold War into a Civil Response Action Plan involving all services. It was regularly rehearsed and updated with none orf this Silver Command and Gold Command bollox.
No doubt Al Killyer and its associates have been watching and learned lessons. Sod wasting money on a bit orf truck hire. Just torch a couple tower blocks and bring London to a standstill for months.
Oh and the Brexit fake negotiations begin on Monday. Happy days.

Nominated by Sir Limpy Stoke

A long overdue cunting of young people.

Believe it or not, I’m glad I’m not young.
It seems to me that the vast majority of young people are utter, utter, cunts.
(Unless you’re a young cunter of course, in which case you’re ok and this cunting doesn’t apply to you).
I can’t really say too much (but I’m gunna anyway), when u was young I was a dumb cunt and just like young cunts today, I thought that I knew it all.

Most terrorists are young people, most crime is done by young people (I think) and they all drive like cunts (though I guess they’re still better than Indians).
Most of the people that shit their pants on a regular basis are young people (a bit younger that the one’s I’m cunting, but still young people none the less).

And what’s with those skinny fuckin jeans?!
You look like a cunt, and you’ll have one soon if you keep wearing trousers like that!
Though having a dick AND a cunt would probably be quite trendy in your libtard, lbwgt (whatever the fuck) culture.

While watching the recent election coverage, sky news (cunts too) decided to interview the “yoof” to see how they were voting.
…guess what. Every one of the gullible, deluded cunts was voting for comrade corbyn.
Why?
“Because he’s the kind of guy you could have a beer with.”

CUNTS!!

Maybe if you’re a member of the IRA, ISIS, ANTIFA or some other acronymed shite, but most normal people would smack the cunt if they got chance.

I can’t just blame them. It’s society’s fault.
The youth of today are all told that they’re special and that they can do whatever they want if they believe.
When I was young I was told “children should be seen and not heard” and if I moaned about something: “tough. Stop moaning.”
Most now seem to believe that they are actually special and that they can change the world.

No. You’re just a cunt same as the rest of us.

Sleb culture, Social media, SJW’s … all “yoof” shit and I hate it all.

….and don’t even get me started on those Glastonbury cunts.
I hope it fuckin pisses down all weekend!

Though the “yoof” of today are so wet already they’d probably hardly notice.

has Islam ever actually been cunted on here ? it really is the biggest pile of shite you’ll ever come across. anybody read the Quran?, fuck me, theres a few good bits in it but if not exhorting violence its talking total bollocks about scientific matters. a big percentage of it is total gibberish. far from the being ‘divine’, ‘ the Word of God ‘, it’s displays precisely the knowledge you’d expect a 7thC goatherder to know, strange that. and as to fuckin MO,, he was simply a war mongering, child raping fuckin bonkers lunatic, i actually think most Muslims haven’t got a clue about whats in the so called ‘ glorious ‘ Quran or what an odious cunt Mo was. they can’t have can they?

Nominated by Richard1