I always enjoyed Hollywood bad boy Charlie Sheen´s performance as the narcissistic playboy with a house on Malibu beach, an endless stream of bimbettes and his loser brother, Alan, who was the butt of his jokes.

When Sheen was fired for slagging off the show´s producer, he was replaced by a heartthrob called Ashton Kutcher who I had never heard of. He was supposed to be a 30-something software billionaire who bought Charlie´s house and allowed Alan to stay on.

I´ve just seen some of programs with him and they are totally unfunny as Kutcher does not have an ounce of Sheen´s acting ability or charm. The plots revolve around fart jokes, slapstick “comedy” in which Alan is constantly being injured and taken to hospital and scenes in which everyone takes pot and starts giggling and laughing.
No wonder this untalented bunch are laughing. Kutcher earns US$700,000 per episode and Alan, played by Jon Cryer, gets US$620,000.

Nominated by: Mr Polly

Just seen this cunt on CNN reporting on ‘peaceful protests’ in front of boarded-up shops.

This is the same cunt that has reported from in front of of a burnt-out car dealership and a ruined warehouse. All of which happened peacefully… apparently.

He’s a FACKIN’ (sic) CUNT.

Nominated by: Dark key cunt

(So he’ll be equally delighted should he have to report on his own home going up in flames then! – DA)

Let’s have a general ‘is-this-really-a-thing-or-has-it-been-invented-to-have-another-go-at-honky’ cunting for the expression, “Can I touch your hair?”.

I could have had a deprived childhood, a mis-spent youth or been so wrapped up in my white privilege that I never encountered this expression until a couple of years’ ago when I was introduced to it by the BBC (who else?).

It seems that us crackers can’t get enough of running our trotters through a black person’s ‘fro, weave, corn-rolls, dreads, weave etc. As I’ve stated before on this site I grew up and live in an area where black people aren’t exactly rare and I have never seen this happen. Is this thing real or is it a load of bollocks?

While I’m at it I’m going to throw in another expression that boils my piss………’People who look like me’. What’s that Lenny? You didn’t see many people that looked like you on TV in the early 70s? Well, fuck me, there’s not many people that look like me on TV today but am I allowed to moan about it on the Beeb?. Am I fuck!

Nominated by: SimmyJavil

(Took me a good 5 minutes to notice her hair in that pic! – DA)

You may not have noticed in the media, but it’s all about to kick off between Turkey & Greece. (And no, I’m not talking about football either!)

Over the past few weeks there has been rising tensions and lots of sabre-rattling twixt the two countries, primarily over ownership of the much-disputed territorial waters in the eastern Mediterranean; along with disagreements over the true ownership of Cyprus (currently the northern half is populated by Turkish-Cypriots; and the southern half Greek-Cypriots).

To add more fuel to the fire, both countries are members of NATO, and Greece & Cyprus are members of the EU (Turkey is attempting to join, but the EU don’t seem all that keen).

Add to that Greece has the backing of France & Italy, both of whom will be carrying out military exercises along with Greece & Cyprus in those very same disputed waters, which has pissed off the Turks even more!

Neither the UN or NATO seem at all interested; the EU is unofficially siding with Greece. But historically both countries are belligerent in the extreme, and won’t take any shit from anyone.

So while the rest of the world is saturated in BLM and Dink Virus media coverage, the Eastern Med is slowly simmering to boiling point. And if it all kicks off good and proper with a good old fashioned war then not only will the useless organisations listed above have to pull their cocks out of their arseholes and do something, but expect a few hundred thousand Greek/Turkish/Cypriot “migrants” ending up on our shores any time soon!

Nominated by: Technocunt

Pay attention at the back of the lecture theatre there, stop chewing the gum, or munching on the chiggun, here is a Professor who demands that you be “proud” of him as he mounts the podium to give an important lecture:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-53938171

With the BBC involved, you can be sure race is concerned and this man gives it to you good and proper. He is the first dark gentleman to host the lectures instigated by Michael Faraday 200 years ago, and the reason for this is – well of course – science is racist. There was a Chinese looking man in 2015 that gave one of the televised lectures but clearly he was not dark enough. The BBC and Prof. Jackson get weary and sick of trying, they’re tired of living and feared of dying, but the ole BBC she keeps on stirring along.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs