What an annoying prick, he’s bad enough on Match of the Day, but we have to have the cunt telling us how to do up houses as well.
That stupid fucking smile just makes me want to reach for a sniper rifle. Someone please get this dumb fuck off my TV!
Nominated by: Chris Bourton
Zoe Williams is a cunt, isn’t she?
Guardian Editor: It’s been days since we moaned about British independence. Williams, get in here!
Zoe fucking Williams: Yar, Boss.
Guardian Editor: Give me 500 words on Brexit.
Zoe fucking Williams: Shall I do some more fear-mongering?
Guardian Editor: No, they’re not falling for that bollocks. How about more rubbish about a failing economy?
Zoe fucking Williams: Hmm, not so powerful since this Wuhan virus. What about a piece on my new passport? It’s blue and British.
Guardian Editor: Good angle. Remember to make everybody thoroughly ashamed to have one. Take the piss and even suggest it’s not going to be permanent.
Zoe fucking Williams: Will do.
Guardian Editor: No need to mention Boris, we’ll stitch him up when he compromises on the EU deal.
Zoe fucking Williams: Understood.
Guardian Editor: And for the love of Jeremy, visit a hairdresser! You’ve still got a disgusting, greasy lockdown haircut
Zoe fucking Williams: Actually, I’ve already been to the…
Guardian Editor: On second thoughts, don’t even put your picture near the header. You look like a miserable, dried-up spinster who’s slapped on some cheap lippy to desperately look feminine. You look like the last prune at the lesbo disco when the lights go up.
(Zoe fucking Williams exits)
Fuck me, what an ugly cunt.
(We found your link, Capt. You’re welcome – admin)
Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous
Her name is Liz Jolly. She said racism is a ‘white creation’.
First they came for your news, then they came for your films, now they come for your books. The most pernicious of all.
They’re going to have a root and branch overhaul of what the Library does.
‘Documents reveal that changes to the library’s displays could take place to ‘decolonise’ the British Library’s collection after a letter signed by hundreds of members of staff declared a racial ‘state of emergency’, it was reported’
Yes, that’s all very interesting but when will the book burning start?
Nominated by: Miles Plastic
And added to by: Cuntsince1066
Was going to cunt this myself, but Miles has done a decent job. I will however throw in my two pence.
Liz Jolly is now another on an ever growing list White people who are so full of self loathing as they desperately try to become the darling of the woke wankness that seem to be taking over and attempting to crush every area of British society. She claims that white people are not only the only people who are racist but actually invented racism as well. Are there any black people out there who actually care about this bullshit and is there anyone surprised that the British library is actually full of stuff from British history?
The Labour Party. It just keeps on giving doesn’t?
Commenting on the ER (Extinction Rebellion) attack on democracy by preventing the distribution of ‘the wrong kind of newspapers’ we get Dawn Butler, A London labour MP, natch, tweeting:-
“Bravo Extinction Rebellion. Excellent work…”
They can’t fucking help themselves can they? Electoral suicide anywhere outside the M25 and Brighton. I wonder how Kweer Charmer’s modernisation of the brand is going?(not well – admin)
Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble
I’d like to cunt this august body for cutting a plea deal with Joseph James DeAngelo (the Golden State Killer) that allowed this excrement to avoid the death sentence he so richly deserved.
Two arguments can be made as to why securing a plea of ‘guilty’ from this filth was necessary, and they are (1) to remove all possible doubt as to said guilt, and (2) to bring to a conclusion a manhunt that had already dragged on for four decades, thereby bringing some closure to the victims and their families.
Well let’s address those points, shall we?
Firstly, they had him bang to rights with DNA evidence, which is how they finally caught him, so no doubt there.
Secondly, if I were a relative of someone he’d raped and murdered, I’d be more than willing to wait through a few extra years of legal wrangling to make sure this vermin got a punishment worse than the one he actually did get, which is basically nothing harsher than having to spend the rest of his days in the equivalent of a sub-standard hotel.
They should have hung the Golden State Killer from the Golden Gate Bridge!
Nominated by: Chimp Licker