Pay attention at the back of the lecture theatre there, stop chewing the gum, or munching on the chiggun, here is a Professor who demands that you be “proud” of him as he mounts the podium to give an important lecture:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-53938171

With the BBC involved, you can be sure race is concerned and this man gives it to you good and proper. He is the first dark gentleman to host the lectures instigated by Michael Faraday 200 years ago, and the reason for this is – well of course – science is racist. There was a Chinese looking man in 2015 that gave one of the televised lectures but clearly he was not dark enough. The BBC and Prof. Jackson get weary and sick of trying, they’re tired of living and feared of dying, but the ole BBC she keeps on stirring along.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

What an annoying prick, he’s bad enough on Match of the Day, but we have to have the cunt telling us how to do up houses as well.

That stupid fucking smile just makes me want to reach for a sniper rifle. Someone please get this dumb fuck off my TV!

Nominated by: Chris Bourton

Zoe Williams is a cunt, isn’t she?

Guardian Editor: It’s been days since we moaned about British independence. Williams, get in here!
Zoe fucking Williams: Yar, Boss.
Guardian Editor: Give me 500 words on Brexit.
Zoe fucking Williams: Shall I do some more fear-mongering?
Guardian Editor: No, they’re not falling for that bollocks. How about more rubbish about a failing economy?
Zoe fucking Williams: Hmm, not so powerful since this Wuhan virus. What about a piece on my new passport? It’s blue and British.
Guardian Editor: Good angle. Remember to make everybody thoroughly ashamed to have one. Take the piss and even suggest it’s not going to be permanent.
Zoe fucking Williams: Will do.
Guardian Editor: No need to mention Boris, we’ll stitch him up when he compromises on the EU deal.
Zoe fucking Williams: Understood.
Guardian Editor: And for the love of Jeremy, visit a hairdresser! You’ve still got a disgusting, greasy lockdown haircut
Zoe fucking Williams: Actually, I’ve already been to the…
Guardian Editor: On second thoughts, don’t even put your picture near the header. You look like a miserable, dried-up spinster who’s slapped on some cheap lippy to desperately look feminine. You look like the last prune at the lesbo disco when the lights go up.
(Zoe fucking Williams exits)

Fuck me, what an ugly cunt.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/commentisfree/2020/aug/24/my-blue-passport-has-arrived-and-with-it-a-crushing-new-sense-of-our-brexit-nightmare

(We found your link, Capt. You’re welcome – admin)

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

Her name is Liz Jolly. She said racism is a ‘white creation’.

First they came for your news, then they came for your films, now they come for your books. The most pernicious of all.

They’re going to have a root and branch overhaul of what the Library does.
‘Documents reveal that changes to the library’s displays could take place to ‘decolonise’ the British Library’s collection after a letter signed by hundreds of members of staff declared a racial ‘state of emergency’, it was reported’

Yes, that’s all very interesting but when will the book burning start?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8678577/British-Librarys-chief-librarian-says-racism-creation-white-people.html?ito=native_share_article-masthead

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

And added to by: Cuntsince1066

Was going to cunt this myself, but Miles has done a decent job. I will however throw in my two pence.

Liz Jolly is now another on an ever growing list White people who are so full of self loathing as they desperately try to become the darling of the woke wankness that seem to be taking over and attempting to crush every area of British society. She claims that white people are not only the only people who are racist but actually invented racism as well. Are there any black people out there who actually care about this bullshit and is there anyone surprised that the British library is actually full of stuff from British history?

The Labour Party. It just keeps on giving doesn’t?

Commenting on the ER (Extinction Rebellion) attack on democracy by preventing the distribution of ‘the wrong kind of newspapers’ we get Dawn Butler, A London labour MP, natch, tweeting:-

“Bravo Extinction Rebellion. Excellent work…”

They can’t fucking help themselves can they? Electoral suicide anywhere outside the M25 and Brighton. I wonder how Kweer Charmer’s modernisation of the brand is going?(not well – admin)

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble