Had the misfortune to hear her on radio four this morning, as they gleefully reported her latest anti Trump monologue, basically saying that if bimblefuck Joe Biden doesn’t win the election to become president, America is finished. She doesn’t give a fuck about old children sniffer Biden, she is keeping her profile high, probably with a nod to running for President herself in 2024. Sad thing is, she could win. It was bad enough with her husband Barry looking down his nose at us, can you imagine how much of a friend to the U.K. she would be?

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

Lewis Hamilton deserves another nomination. With the BLM bollocks dying down a bit, the self styled saviour of the world has had to find a new stick with which to beat us. And he’s found it in the form of environmentalism. He’s released a video, which he claims is just him and his poor dog. They’re out on a speedboat, no phones, no tablets, no cameras, just…wait, what? So how did you make the fucking video then? Dickhead.

It’s all, “THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING. WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE ICE CAPS”. And those poor polar bears, who are literally eating snow because there isn’t enough ice for the seals to sell slushies, or some bullshit. Then there’s the rainforests, and all the other shit that’s allegedly being destroyed by us evil humans (especially white people. They’re the worst). I’ve even seen a post in which he preaches about poaching in Africa. And although he doesn’t say it specifically, he makes it clear that he blames whitey. Except, poaching in Africa is carried out predominantly by black Africans, to feed the huge hocus pocus medicine market in China. And the last time I checked, the Chinese weren’t white.

I’m sick of this thick twat. He gets paid £60 million a year by a company that produces over 14 metric tons of C02 every year, PER CAR that they make. And he’s sponsored by an oil company (Petronas). And he does a lot of travelling, in private jets (like fellow environmental hypocrite, Di Crapio). He also owns FOUR properties and FIFTEEN cars, eight of which are supercars. So I find it somewhat hypocritical therefore, that this arrogant shite thinks he has the right to lecture the rest of us on the bullshit called man made climate change. Especially when, like Greta Thumbnail, he knows FUCK ALL about it. And in his case, he’s already done more damage to the environment that I ever could.

Go fuck yourself Hamilton. Want to do something? Pay some fucking tax. You arrogant, hypocritical cunt!

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Yes, this is about his ‘Hand of God’ cuntery, but it’s also about his and others’ attitudes about it.

While, admittedly, he was a great player. He was also a cheating cunt who knew that he’d cheated in a World Cup quarter final, no less. The little fuck knew he had used his hand and he didn’t give a toss. Which leads us to the little fat rat’s remarks on the aforementioned ‘goal’. Dirty Diego claimed it was ‘revenge against the English’ for the Falklands conflict. This makes my piss boil because the little cunt once admitted he knew fuck all about the war and he only saw the TV propaganda from Galtieri’s mob when it was happening. It also winds me up because this cheating slut screwing, pill popping fat gnome is giving it large about something he knew fuck all about, and I saw my dad’s mates and our neighbours come back from that conflict and they were never the same again. And this little twat is posturing about it and cheating into the bargain?! What a little cunt.

Also, the fact that the cheating cunt was allowed to spout anti-English shite, while the England players were ordered by FIFA and the FA to ‘behave themselves’ and say nothing. ‘We mustn’t upset them. They’re still sore about getting their Argie arses kicked’. The England lads were not even allowed to applaud their own fans at the end of the game. And it is because of this ridiculous one way rule that only Terry Fenwick and Glenn Hoddle openly protested to that thick cunt of a referee about the ‘goal’ that dirty little twat punched in. Those cunts started the fucking war and our lot had mind their Ps and Qs? Fuck off!

Of course now – as expected – the millennial consensus is that Maradona was a ‘genius’ and anyone who still complains about the little cheat is wrong. Cunts who weren’t even born then spouting that those who resent Maradona for his antics are ‘bitter’ or (wait for it) ‘little englanders’. These knicker wetting soyboys and nu-footie bellends seem to think his footballing ability and his nationality (?) give him a free pass and wipe out his shitty behaviour. Of course the urge to slam anyone who is even remotely proud to be English is also too much for these cunts to resist. But the fact is he was and is a little cunt. Yes, he shamelessly cheated. Yes, he did rob the England team and Sir Bobby Robson. But he also took the piss about a conflict where many brave British lads died or were scarred for life. So fuck him.

Nominated by: Norman

As we’re all told to avoid mass gatherings due to a pandemic, it seems thousands of Pakistanis living in the UK decided to ignore the law and have a big fuck off street party ‘celebrating’ Pakistan’s independence.

Yes, this celebration included mobs of these morons charging the police while shoutung, “Fuck the police!”. Predictably, the brave boys in blue ran away, but I’m sure any copper that tried to apply the law on these idiots, would be deemed Adolf Hitler reincarnated by the media and his spineless bosses. MPs have criticised the rioters, but of course, stopped short of rounding the cunts up and throwing them in cells. It would be nice if these gutless cunts got on the blower to the police chiefs and told them to get tough on these ignorant, ungrateful cunts. But no…careers are at stake, of course.

Yes, Pakistan is independent nowadays. But it seems many of their natives are not. They are dependent on living in the UK.
If any of these idiots complain about ‘racist covid’ again, laugh in the cunts’ faces and remind them of shit like this. And if Pakistan really is the best country on Earth, then it would make me more than happy if these muppets would all fuck off there as soon as possible.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2020/08/17/uk-huge-crowds-ignore-lockdown-celebrate-pakistan-independence-day-attack-police/

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks