Let’s have a general ‘is-this-really-a-thing-or-has-it-been-invented-to-have-another-go-at-honky’ cunting for the expression, “Can I touch your hair?”.
I could have had a deprived childhood, a mis-spent youth or been so wrapped up in my white privilege that I never encountered this expression until a couple of years’ ago when I was introduced to it by the BBC (who else?).
It seems that us crackers can’t get enough of running our trotters through a black person’s ‘fro, weave, corn-rolls, dreads, weave etc. As I’ve stated before on this site I grew up and live in an area where black people aren’t exactly rare and I have never seen this happen. Is this thing real or is it a load of bollocks?
While I’m at it I’m going to throw in another expression that boils my piss………’People who look like me’. What’s that Lenny? You didn’t see many people that looked like you on TV in the early 70s? Well, fuck me, there’s not many people that look like me on TV today but am I allowed to moan about it on the Beeb?. Am I fuck!
Nominated by: SimmyJavil
(Took me a good 5 minutes to notice her hair in that pic! – DA)
Sideshow Bob has got hot.
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I’m so glad you said that. I would have spent all day wondering who the hell that photo reminded me of.
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I believe it is a completely false narrative with no basis in fact.
Anyway,that bird with the frizzy hair is a cracker and I wouldn’t mind hanging out the back of it quite a bit.
I think I’ll be back in 5 minutes to make sure.
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I just popped back to check she was still here.
I also noticed Mr Stabby Blek Cunt has disappeared from the BBC home page despite his recent tour of Birmingham
How odd.
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I have got the horn, …
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#MeToo. Cheers Admin. 😊
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Yes much better than my usual efforts and how public spirited of her to allow a feel downstairs.
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What’s going on with the eyebrows?
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That’s a cunting in itself if it hasn’t been done already. Had a new girl start work and she has eyebrows very similar. Looks ridiculous. Perpetually looking surprised. Apparently they were tattooed on!! Why?
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Talking of eyebrows, the stupid bitch buyer who is fucking me about with my parents’ bungalow came for another look the other day (that’s three for fucks sake, just sign the fucking papers!). Anyway, I couldn’t help noticing she had shaved hers off and pencilled in a thin purple colour instead. Fucking weird cunt, I wish I’d never accepted their offer.
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It’s a bloke, disgusting
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Heavy use of makeup and hair obscuring shoulders makes me wonder too.
Where did you find the pic admin? Personal collection?
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It’s a load of bollocks. Doris above has lovely Bristols mind.
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Very slightly off topic, our favourite BAME cunt, Lewis Hamilton, has decided to start racing electric cars in countries threatened by environmental change. He’s a model citizen our Lewis! Utter utter cunt.
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Lewis had a leccy car
For a publicity stunt
I really hope 10’000 volts
Go up this fuckers cunt
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He going to race electric cars and use shit loads of aviation fuel for him and his mates to get there to race them, very responsible –
What a cunt!
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The more he races the more chance of driving into a wall at 200 mph.
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BLM would accuse the wall of racist violence.
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Has he got a big Scalextric set?
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Culturally appropriated from the Middle East: quite often, the Arab type females will come up and touch western blondes, particularly small children.
This phenomenon has been relayed to me by friends, family and other light associates who have lived, worked or settled in that part of the world.
As for the nomination pic-didn’t the hair win crufts supreme champion back in the 1990’s and go on to have a successful career advertising pedigree chum dog food?
More race baiting Dawn (of the planet of the apes) Butler type fuckwittery.
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CG, I think that happens a lot in Japan as well. I imagine the locals with the jet black hair become entranced when seeing someone with fair hair.
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Fair enough- I stuck my fingers in a several Japanese ladies, in my youf!
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I expect people ask The Dark-keys “Can I touch your hair?” in the hope that they can pluck a single strand which may be later used to extract DNA…useful as evidence in the upcoming rape/murder/mugging trial.
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Morning Sir Dick, making sure one washes ones hands before and after…
I wonder if that is the reason those blonde Icelandic models were so keen to go back to the Disgraced England footballers hotel room-to feel some non honky hair?
Cunts.
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I saw that clip,General…money really must be the best aphrodisiac in the world….although when I wrapped a tenner around my cock, waved it at Gemma Arterton through her letterbox and shouted “Get yer gums round me plums,ya dirty tart” she called the Police…proof positive that she is a Lady and not just some cheap Eskimo strumpet…I’ll just have to bring out the big guns next time and dangle a Luncheon Voucher off the tip as well.
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Terry-Thomas has nothing on you, Dick.
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Steady on, gents
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You old smoothie Mr F. And they say romance is dead…
That Gemma Arterton… phwaoor! Sex on a stick.
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She won’t have any hair downstairs, no young ladies do anymore, it’s so very disappointing when there’s nothing to nuzzle into anymore :/
#bringbackthebush
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Too fucking right; there’s nothing like a good nuzzle into a lush, well-groomed bush (keep that bikini line neat, ladies…).
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When was about 5 or 6 we had a kid from Nigeria in our class (stood out like a sore thumb). He was very relaxed about other kids checking out his barnet (out of sheer curiosity – no racist connotations). I think he quite enjoyed the ‘celebrity’ of it. Sound enough kid as I remember.
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Me?Touch her hair?You must be kidding.Not interested love.Was she dragged through a bush backwards?
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I remember the days before my curly/half afro hair started to be recede…the whitey women used to touch my hair and comment on it.
Nowadays I shave my head but have between stubble and a beard… which still shows off my rugged good looks and if anything makes me look even more manly.
Times change and although I miss my hair on top, I am so good looking I don’t need it.
They say women are attracted to opposites…like a shaved/bald man, muscular etc.
I’d be interested to hear some of the women’s views (who read but don’t comment).
Don’t be shy now ladies, I always have time to entertain your curiosity and questions.
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The occasional fit bird with a fat ugly cunt….. either
Massive cock, extra long tongue or loads of money 😂
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My sister says “ram your tongue up my hairy fart-box”
Typical ex convent slutty schoolgirl.
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Great cunting, it’s a load of invented shit, probably started by one cunt who had a mate who wanted to touch their hair.
People who look like me, that has to be the most racist statement ever, so you are only comfortable seeing and hearing ‘people who look like me’
I only want to see people who look like me, actually that’s a lie, I only want to see good looking women, no fucking mingers 😂
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Meanwhile in Seffrica they are jigging and rioting over an advert for shampoo which called black hair lifeless or something. Fuck me, why cant they jig up and down and riot over corruption and murder and rape as a daily norm.
Perhaps because of who does the murdering and raping?
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It’s a shithole full of savages
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If Europe has the Euro why doesn’t Africa have the Afro..?
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As an Afro Saxon I totally understand JR cuntley. 😁
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You cant go round asking to touch peoples hair!
Its creepy.
I asked that young girl at the top if I could fondle her afro she’d scream and mace me!
Cunters of ISAC keep your hands to yourself
If your that curious go root through the sweepings on a barbershop floor.
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I quite agree Miserable, I mean you wouldn’t let just anyone go rummaging in your beard and disturb those fledgling starlings.
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No no no, sure there maybe people who do this, there are people who ask to suck toes, sniff used panties and such.
I get people come up to me when walking the dog, can i pat your dog, I shall now respond no fuck off you racist!
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I’d rather touch her tits tbh.
And why is she ginger, looks like cultural appropriation to me, if she’s drinking irn bru and saying cunt a lot someone needs to have a word.
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Creepy Joe (where am I today?) Biden lives for that sort of caper, along with a damn good sniffing.
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What a load of shite. Never said it before and never heard it said.
Although I always get ladies wanting to rub my head after I shave it.
#Metoo slaphead abuse
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Cuntybollocks-having had a grade one fade for most of my adult life, I concur: many, many laydees have come up and rubbed the stubble over the years, in pubs, clubs etc and many, many have had the favour returned on their muffs, later in😉👍👍👍
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Thats why I shave my balls.
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Made me laugh out loud MNC!!!😂
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I think it’s a perfectly reasonable request: some women don’t like their hair being touched by your rough, calloused paws, and some enjoy the sensation. Always as well to ask first in my long past experience, but wtf has it to do with colour?
Cordially,
Baffled Cunt.
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I went around with a black Brazilian wench for a while and the poor lassie spent a fortune getting her hair straightened although I told her to save her money as I liked her hair as it was. The problem was that by the following morning the expensive hairstyle had unstraightened and she looked like a gollywog – a gorgeous gollywog with gleaming dark skin, lips that could swallow you whole and mesmerizing pitch-black eyes. Think Ebony Ayes in her prime.
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Me Polly-you are Ronald Biggs and I claim the price of an HMV bargain bin copy if “Buster”😀
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Mr Polly:
Ps: Did she have a “Brazilian”?
😉
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Touch my hair? Tis like sandpaper, shaved down – the ladies do seem to like stroking my nut though!
I am compensated by my Charlton Hestonesque Man hair chest – the gals seem to like that too!
We need an ISAC calendar – Real Men of distinction, we could have Sir Fiddler in full hunting regalia bringing down cyclists with the hounds, MNC posing with a bear he has just strangled, B&WC draped across the bonnet of his Beemer, me in my cute little Hannibal Lecter mask – this could be a winner for the sexually frustrated ladies out there who are sick of piss wet hipster soyboys!
This time next year fellow ISAC’ers we’ll all be millionaires! 😁👍
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Put me down for a dozen copies-will send them to Labour, Libdem and SNP headquarters amongst others👍👍👍
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Modded yet a fucking gain?
Sick to fucking death of this now
Just approved your previous comment, Vern. Absolutely no idea why it was moderated. Sometimes the WordPress filters have a mind of their own. We’ll look into it again to see if we’re missing something obvious. Soz and keeping posting. – admin
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The only people who will be asking to run their hands through anyones hair are usually scrotey slags and the gays. Either way all involved probably need shooting
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As an Americunt I must say that I’ve never seen or heard of this. In fact, I’ve found the opposite to be true. My late departed love was melanin enhanced and she was fascinated with the straightness and color of my Anglo Saxon, Germanic, Viking ancestor derived locks (as well as my devilish blue eyes).
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Vernon;
Everything I post goes into mod. Fuck knows why.
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