Column headline in today’s Sunday Times:-‘Trans man gives birth after contracting Covid at 9 months pregnant’.

Described as ‘he’ in the details. On what planet can a man, a he, give birth?

Discuss.

Nominated by: Cunstable Cuntbubble

“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee speaking. Today I’m joined via video link by a student representative from the University of Southern California, regarding the suspension of one Professor Greg Patton for using a term which has apparently upset a number of students. My interviewee wishes to remain anonymous, so I’ll refer to her as Ms X. How are you today?”.

“I’m shocked. In fact, I’m like shocked and offended. Offended and outraged. Outraged and disgusted. Shocked and offended and outraged and disgusted!. The whole thing is like utterly vile!”.

“I see. Could you elaborate for our followers? Provide a little context…”.

“Yeah. Well, this fascist pig professor was like giving a lecture on ‘filler words’ that are used in various languages, and he *choke* used the Chinese word ‘neige’ as an example. We were like mortified”.

“Okay, let me get this straight. As I understand it, the Chinese use ‘neige’ in a similar way that ‘um’ or ‘ah’ is used in English. It might be used as a ‘pause’ point during a negotiation, for example. It’s a completely innocuous expression. Hardly a hanging offence, surely”.

“No! It’s a vicious racist term, ’cause like it’s pronounced ‘nee-gah’! That’s like ‘n*gger’! It’s hate speech! We feel threatened!”.

“Oh for goodness’ sake. I understand from reports that students threatened to withdraw from class rather than (quote) ‘endure the emotional exhaustion of carrying on with an instructor that disregards cultural sensitivities’ (unquote). I’m afraid that this will strike a lot of people as nothing more than authoritarian p.c. posturing; it looks narrow-minded and vindictive”.

“How dare you! I’m outraged and appalled, you… you fascist!”.

“Come now! It’s also reported that you’re alleging that (quote) ‘our mental health has been affected’ (unquote). You can’t be serious!”.

“Nazi! The faculty agrees with us, and has apologised. It acknowledges that like the whole awful, outrageous incident has caused great pain and upset among students. We now demand support measures for like any student who requires assistance and reassurance”.

“Well if the faculty has indeed apologised, I’m forced to say more fool them. I’ll also add that this whole sorry story points to nothing less than sheer stupidity and utter childishness on the part of the students concerned. It’s a joke, complete ‘woke’ nonsense”.

“Pig! Racist! Black Lives Matter! You and your vile fascist site are now cancelled! *Boo-hoo!* Safe space! *Sob!* Safe space! Help… fascist beast on campus! No platform! blah”.

“Well thank you Ms X for those enlightening comments. I’m sure that our followers have found them extremely entertaining, and we hope that you’ll be able to find suitable counselling to prevent you from being permanently traumatised by your terrible ordeal. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

(classic Ron Knee – well done mate – admin)

Larry Grayson’s Generation Game, Jim Davidson’s Big Break and Cilla Black’s Blind Date – Saturday Night TV, non-political light entertainment. What do we get now? Britain’s Got Talent, in particular Diversity taking the knee over the throat of one of their dancers in some protest of George Floyd for BLM, and a load of kids singing about climate change, politicising the minds of young children on prime-time ITV Saturday night. We’re doomed now that ITV have finally joined the BBC, Channel 4 and Sky in being hijacked by a load of Left-Wing snowflake “woke” producers, presenters, hosts and talent telling us what to think.

Nominated by: Cunt me in

And seconded by: Captain Quimson

Second that.

Was visiting my old neighbour, he’s in his late 80s and is widowed so I pop round, normally have a few shots of Bells and fuck off home at about 11, when I went round the old boy was watching BGT, not my cup of tea (don’t have a TV anymore) but I thought I could put up with it, after watching some retard trying to juggle I almost felt like slitting my throat, but worse was to come, Fucking DIVERSITY innit blud, I was hoping for some Al Jolson twirling cane cabaret, no it was a bunch of lefty kaffirs whinging about not getting anywhere because they were blek, as opposed to being lazy, entitled, speech impaired cunts, fuck the aptly name Ashley Banjo and fuck these race baiting extras from Zulu!, utter cunts to man and beast they really are!

Let’s have a joint US/UK, Broadway/West End, award winning cunting for Lin-Maunal Miranda and his theatrical stage production of Hamilton.

It takes a revisionist cunt of monumental idiocy to create, produce, and star in a “…portrayal of historical events (that) resonate with the modern-day discussions about social justice and systemic racism.”

This “sung and rapped through” production takes us on a revised, multicultural, politically correct journey through the founding of the white supremacist, slave owning nation known as The United States. Starring Hispanic actor Lin-Miranda Manual in the lead role of Alexander Hamilton…the crusading, anti slavery immigrant of Scots descent. Also starring Chinese/American Phillipa Soo as his wife, Eliza Hamilton, daughter of Dutch Continental Army General Philip Schuyler.

Co-starring African/American Leslie Odom Jr. as Hamilton’s nemesis Aaron Burr.
Also co-starring African/American Renee Elise Goldsberry as Angelica Schuyler, the sister to his Chinese/American portrayed Dutch wife.

The racially ambiguous Christopher Jackson portrays George Washington.
The mixed race Jewish/African American, Daveed Diggs portrays both the Marquis de Lafayette and Thomas Jefferson.

And rounding out the cast is the token white actor Brian d’Arcy James as the evil tyrant George III.

Yo! We be havin’ a mo-foekin’ rev-lution y’all!

Lin Manual-Miranda; An incomparable fucking cunt!

Nominated by: General Cuntster (Deceased)

The Premier League……..for cuntinuing to enforce the taking of the piss before each match kicks off!

The pointless gesture, allegedly in support of BLM and as a stand against racism, was forgotten momentarily when West Ham and the Toon kicked off. A few seconds after the whistle play hastily stopped, the piss was taken by all the cunts for a moment or two and then play was restarted.

Thank God these cunts don’t have minds of their own!

Nominated by: Another Cunting Mess