For a couple of hundred years Yanks have been roaming the forests and woodlands of America, armed to the teeth, and shooting at anything that moves. Thousands of people have seen Big Foot but not a single one of these trigger happy rednecks has managed to nail the bastard and produced a body.
Hmmmm……. I wonder how that happens?
(Most sightings seem occur in rural areas with high levels of moonshine production. Just sayin’ – NA)
Nominated by: Freddie the Frog
Pay It Forward Bollocks.
With 2020 being a cunt of a year this story passed under the cuntdar, more at home with one of those “And finally” sentimental news items added on at the end of bulletins when they have exhausted Covid hysteria.
At a drive-thru branch of Dairy Queen in Minnesota, a driver asked if he could pay for the order of the car behind him when paying for his own, the next driver was told what had happened then they decided to pay for the order of the car behind them and so on. This shit went on for two and half days and 900 hundred cars before someone grew a pair of balls and just accepted a freebee, broke the chain and fucked off, leaving the next driver to do the unthinkable and pay for their own food.
It’s not that I am against random acts of kindness but after the first few dozen cars how many people felt embarrassment or social pressure of carrying on this charade especially since this kind of lemming like behaviour is what social media thrives on?
Dairy Queen of course loved it, “I will say it over and over again, you never know who your gonna touch when you do something. We don’t know how many people we could have touched in a bigger way” said branch manager Tina Jenson. Come off it you soppy bint, it was strangers buying each other ice creams in an act of coerced charity and by car 47 wondered what the fuck they were doing.
I haven’t heard of this before and apparently it is quite common but like Halloween, baby showers and gender reveal parties imported from the US, it won’t be long before more people are “touched by kindness” in KFC drive-thru’s across the land over here.
(Given the KFC customer demographic, less touched by kindness, more knifed in the throat – NA)
Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator
Supplemented by W. C. Boggs with this:
An act of kindness at a KFC drive-through would be for the customer with gold teeth and a Rolex to only kick you in the balls when they grab your wallet, not stab you in them.
It appears not one but two new mutated strains of Covid have been detected in the U.K. The first one turned us into a world pariah, with borders promptly closed to all U.K. traffic and travellers, causing mass chaos to freight entering and leaving the country. Thousands of lorry drivers returning to Europe were almost rioting yesterday, with the bbc saying they were all calling Boris a cunt. Of course he is, but he didn’t close the border, Macron did. Nobody wanted to correct them though. One by one, nations declared a travel ban, and very quickly, we were basically isolated. There is yet no idea if this strain was brought in from abroad, or if it developed here, but I imagine abroad it’s being called Covid U.K.
the second new strain has been detected in people coming into the U.K. from South Africa, a country that still allows travel to the U.K., but now we will close our borders to them some time today, at least 48 hours after its detection.
Yet again, the initial source of this disease is still virtually free of blame, the only world stage politician who dared to call them out is now being replaced with someone guaranteed to look the other way. And the media? They have totally forgotten it’s point of origin, as this new disease was deliberately not named as used to be, from where the initial outbreak occurred. And where was this?
CHINA. These cunts have been given a free ride since day one, enabled by the world health organisation, a corrupt organisation, headed by a villain who is possibly complicit in genocide, the WHO have been consistently wrong from the start, from initial guidance, to its origins. The Chinese are allowing foreign scientists to observe investigations into the outbreak, but they choose who they want, and the possibility of the disease being of man made origin is not allowed to be even considered. They have also pointed to evidence that there were cases in Italy in September last year as that being its point of origin, and not a sign that their cover up has been going on longer than thought.
Will they ever be brought to account, for the deaths, the economic damage, the instability caused? Judging by recent history, probably not.
Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye
Diversity is Our Strength: more cultural enrichment from our uninvited guests
Police have charged 32 men in West Yorkshire (Kirklees) with more than 150 child sex offences against eight teenage girls.
Surprisingly the offenders all seem to have quaint sounding foreign names. Will the BBC claim that there are 32 CUNTS who all have mental health issues concurrently? Imagine the furore if 8 peaceful virgins had been abused by 32 Yorkshire Lads!
(Link to the story is here – NA)
Nominated by: Sir Cuntalot
We can only hope that, as Wallonia – a little Belgian/Frog adjunct – nears 2021, it meets the same fate as Nagasaki in 1945. These fucking nomark cunts intend to veto apparently any agreement we reach with the EU – not that there is an agreement but such is the cuntishness of these cretinous arseholes they will veto it:
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/brexit-wallonia-eu-trade-deal-belgium-mercosur-treaty-parliament-vote-a9294951.html
Sorry for the source -it was either this or the “Guardian” (the worlds most expensive lavatory paper) or the Express, whose story is even more gloomy (it could keep us locked in trade talks “for years” according to them).
This bloody protracted process, which now ends this Sunday (but like those shitty DFS adverts will probably be extended to the week after) should be a strong warning to any sane country never to signb any agbreement with the EU – a bunch of pikey fascists.
Nominated by: W. C. Boggs