My first cunting is CUNTS WITH EU FLAG NUMBER PLATES.

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We voted to leave in 2016 and you still see these asswipes with the little EU flag on 18,19 and 20 plate cars. Not many where I live but me and Mrs Mcfuck went to Oxford in the summer for the first time as abroad was out and every fucking car had one. Looked it up and yes outside London, Oxford had the biggest remain vote. Are they saying ‘look at us we are still EU’? Well fuck them. I am pretty courteous on the road and usually let people in, but my new rule is EU flag – then fuck you, you cunt – you can sit there forever. Cunts.

Nominated by: wattana cunty mcfuck

The larger than life cunt first really hit the screens with the character of Fancy Smith in Z Cars. Remember that cunters – ’60s ’70s police series in B/W bombing around in Ford Zephyrs? Or at least until the engine mounts rusted through and the motor hit the tarmac. Fords were particularly shite in those days. Happy memories:

https://classic-cars-welcome.co.uk/ford-zephyr-and-zodiac

Re Blessed: Warning to the general public AVOID THIS CUNT. He has a voice like a foghorn, eats garlic and his farts could could launch a spaceship to Mars. Toured the cunt in a musical production of Hard Times, another “Dickens Classic” that dies on its arse. Think the title might have something to do with it? I wanted to call it Louisa and The Paedo. Money Management would not have it changed. Simple truth is Dickens does not attract except at Christmas in shows you can drop a bit of fake snow on stage (ie A Christmas Carol or God Bugger You Tiny Tim).

Amazing thing about Blessed is he has a delightfully sweet light tenor singing voice but the rest is all downhill. No other actor will share a dressing room with him because of the stench and his wierd warm-up routines. Gale strength renditions of his lines, deep breathing and farting and endless anecdotes such as the time he was constipated at 20 000ft on Everest. Plus the feet stink.
Over the top in life and over the top in performance.

Does a lot of voice overs (although the word is the voice on Flash Speed Mop is a cheaper clone), digital games and so on but less derring do such as Everest now he is an old cunt with a bizarre henna coloured beard.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Piers Morgan, for being a Flu Manchu hypocrite. Ever since this shit started, Morgan has been one of the most hysterical in their outright terror of this virus. Constantly screeching at ‘celebrities’ who have broken ‘the rules’ as though they were laws. Well, now he’s gone and done it himself being photographed in a taxi, without a mask. He even issued the same kind of bullshit explanation that his targets have come out with:

“I put my mask on seconds after this pic was taken, as the cab moved off. I should have done it before I got in but ironically, I was chatting to the paparazzi & I forgot”.

Yeah, yeah. Morgan has spent the past 9 months screaming at people, both on his show and on Twitter, about the rules and how anyone who didn’t believe in the bat flu or didn’t follow the rules, was a ‘covidiot’. He’s held everyone, from sports players to actors to musicians and especially politicians, to the highest standards. I don’t think it’s too much to expect that someone who does that be held to the very same standards.

Personally, I don’t give a fuck if someone does or does not wear a mask in a taxi. But if you’re someone who has been dementedly demanding that others follow the rules, you’d better be damn sure that you’re following them too. Especially in public. Morgan’s excuse is bollocks. It’s nothing more than a hypocritical attempt to absolve himself of responsibility. Put his mask seconds after the photo was taken? How convenient. Shame there’s no proof of that. Cunt.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Kent is a Cunt.

Huge stack-ups on the roads leading to the ports, crazy panic buying at the retail parks, dumping ground for dossers and gimmigrants and now Kent brings us a new more virulent version of the dear old virus. Couple of Professor Shitty stats – for whatever they are worth –Covid II is 70% more buggering than Covid I and 61% of reported Covid II cases are in Kent.

NHS Meltdown IV is superwhelming the already crap and overwhelmed hospitals. Just as well the cunt county of Kent is known as The Garden of England. Plenty of poor punters available to be planted six feet under.

Kent, the Memorial Garden of England. Has a nice ring to it.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Boris ‘Jellyfish’ Johnson. ‘Get Brexit Done’. ‘I will walk away with no deal’. You…lying…cunt! Four and a half fucking years since the referendum, and we are STILL engaging in bullshit with the fucking EU. This should have been done and dusted at least two years ago, and would have been if Treason May hadn’t been such a monumental twat. And now we have Johnson, apparently trying to prove that it is, in fact, HE who is the biggest cunt ever to disgrace the steps of No10 Downing Street.

He set a deadline for walking away from trade talks of the 30th June (which also happens to be my birthday. Guess which fat bastard almost ruined it?). The day came, and the spineless prick pushed the date back to the end of July. The end of July came, and the gutless fuck pushed the date back to the end of October. The end of October came, and the cowardly shite pushed it back to November 15th. November 15th came, and…seeing a pattern yet? Today is Thursday 10th December, THREE DAYS after the day he firmly, hand on heart, absolutely, definitely, guaranteed, cross my heart, will walk away with no deal. He pushed the date back to today. AND NOW the useless, fat, lying, cock sucking, pig fucking piece of shit….has pushed the deadline back YET AGAIN, to FUCKING SUNDAY. I smell Princess Pig Face’s influence here.

Then, if no progress has been made with the ‘negotiations’, we will absolutely, definitely, no more can kicking, 100% will walk away with no deal. Does anybody actually believe that this albino walrus will actually tell the EU to shove the trade deal right up its bloated arse? I fucking don’t. How can I? This sumo sized shithouse has done nothing but lie, cheat and fucking cave in all year. And not just on Brexit, but also on the Flu Manchu. He’s practically handed the reigns for that over to the Two Ronnies of Doom.

I said it with May, now I’m saying it with Jellyfish Johnson. He has got to go. Back in the first world war, a soldier displaying such levels of craven cowardice as this quivering Quisling has shown, would be tied to wooden post and shot. Maybe that’s the kick up his fat arse he needs. This obese oaf actually wants people to view him in the same way as we view Churchill. He’s more of a fucking Chamberlain. Cunt!

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

…and here’s a new one from Quick Draw

Boris ‘Jellyfish’ Johnson and his wretched government. Not content with fucking up the economy and continually bottling out of telling the EU to fuck right off, it seems the albino walrus and his band of bastards are now intent on turning the UK, the so called ‘Mother of Democracies’, into a dictatorship. It also seems that their policy on dealing the bat flu is to follow Einstein’s definition of stupidity (doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting a different result).

We’ve have had TWO lockdowns already, neither of which have worked, and in between, the tier system. Boris wasn’t happy with having just three tiers though, so now he’s created a fourth, which is basically a lockdown in all but name. The big problem in all this, is that Jellyfish is only listening to one point of view on the virus, all coming from self-important cunts like Vallance, Whitty and SAGE. It also turns out that, after claiming to have resigned from his government advisory role, Neil “Wrong Roy” Ferguson has actually been working for a sub group of SAGE. Given that’s he’s still involved in forming the government’s response, it’s no surprise that that response has been a complete fucking shambles.

Jellyfish is not a leader. And the image he liked to promote, of him being a loveable, bumbling rogue has now been well and truly shattered. He’s incompetent and a compulsive liar. Given that’s he’s also a serial adulterer, it shouldn’t really be a surprise that he and the truth are complete strangers. And his continual U-turns on walking away from the Brexit negotiations show that, worst of all, he’s a craven coward. Johnson is completely and utterly unfit for office.

I voted for an independent at the last general election, but I did feel a little guilty that I didn’t vote Tory. Not anymore. Boris and his government have been an absolute disgrace over the past nine months and now I would be ashamed to admit that I voted for them. If the Tories manage to win the next election, it will be a massively reduced majority, if they get a majority at all. The so called Red Wall Tories will all be out on their asses, because only the most die hard northern Tory would vote for them now. Boris has made his party toxic.

Forgot to mention, the fat cunt has also put back a decision on decriminalising non payment of the licence fee until 2022. Hopefully, the useless twat will be out of politics by then.