Harry Maguire is a cunt.
Not only is he the worst United centre half I’ve seen since Mark Higgins, this Easter Island headed cunt is supposed to be Manchester United captain.

So, what does he do during a game against hated rivals Manchester City? He wears a rainbow armband to show his ‘solidarity’ with trannies, dykes and bottybashers. He also puts in a spinless display and then starts hugging the Gorton Globetrotters. Hard to imagine Martin Buchan, Bryan Robson, Steve Bruce, Eric Cantona, Gary Neville or Roy Keane doing that during a Derby game. And the same goes for past Blues skippers like Mike Doyle, Paul Power, Paul Lake or Keith Curle. Hugging City players during a Derby game?! Get to fuck Maguire, you slabheaded fucking bottle job cunt.

Nominated by: Norman

My first cunting is CUNTS WITH EU FLAG NUMBER PLATES.

(Welcome aboard, WCM – NA)

We voted to leave in 2016 and you still see these asswipes with the little EU flag on 18,19 and 20 plate cars. Not many where I live but me and Mrs Mcfuck went to Oxford in the summer for the first time as abroad was out and every fucking car had one. Looked it up and yes outside London, Oxford had the biggest remain vote. Are they saying ‘look at us we are still EU’? Well fuck them. I am pretty courteous on the road and usually let people in, but my new rule is EU flag – then fuck you, you cunt – you can sit there forever. Cunts.

Nominated by: wattana cunty mcfuck

The larger than life cunt first really hit the screens with the character of Fancy Smith in Z Cars. Remember that cunters – ’60s ’70s police series in B/W bombing around in Ford Zephyrs? Or at least until the engine mounts rusted through and the motor hit the tarmac. Fords were particularly shite in those days. Happy memories:

https://classic-cars-welcome.co.uk/ford-zephyr-and-zodiac

Re Blessed: Warning to the general public AVOID THIS CUNT. He has a voice like a foghorn, eats garlic and his farts could could launch a spaceship to Mars. Toured the cunt in a musical production of Hard Times, another “Dickens Classic” that dies on its arse. Think the title might have something to do with it? I wanted to call it Louisa and The Paedo. Money Management would not have it changed. Simple truth is Dickens does not attract except at Christmas in shows you can drop a bit of fake snow on stage (ie A Christmas Carol or God Bugger You Tiny Tim).

Amazing thing about Blessed is he has a delightfully sweet light tenor singing voice but the rest is all downhill. No other actor will share a dressing room with him because of the stench and his wierd warm-up routines. Gale strength renditions of his lines, deep breathing and farting and endless anecdotes such as the time he was constipated at 20 000ft on Everest. Plus the feet stink.
Over the top in life and over the top in performance.

Does a lot of voice overs (although the word is the voice on Flash Speed Mop is a cheaper clone), digital games and so on but less derring do such as Everest now he is an old cunt with a bizarre henna coloured beard.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Piers Morgan, for being a Flu Manchu hypocrite. Ever since this shit started, Morgan has been one of the most hysterical in their outright terror of this virus. Constantly screeching at ‘celebrities’ who have broken ‘the rules’ as though they were laws. Well, now he’s gone and done it himself being photographed in a taxi, without a mask. He even issued the same kind of bullshit explanation that his targets have come out with:

“I put my mask on seconds after this pic was taken, as the cab moved off. I should have done it before I got in but ironically, I was chatting to the paparazzi & I forgot”.

Yeah, yeah. Morgan has spent the past 9 months screaming at people, both on his show and on Twitter, about the rules and how anyone who didn’t believe in the bat flu or didn’t follow the rules, was a ‘covidiot’. He’s held everyone, from sports players to actors to musicians and especially politicians, to the highest standards. I don’t think it’s too much to expect that someone who does that be held to the very same standards.

Personally, I don’t give a fuck if someone does or does not wear a mask in a taxi. But if you’re someone who has been dementedly demanding that others follow the rules, you’d better be damn sure that you’re following them too. Especially in public. Morgan’s excuse is bollocks. It’s nothing more than a hypocritical attempt to absolve himself of responsibility. Put his mask seconds after the photo was taken? How convenient. Shame there’s no proof of that. Cunt.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Kent is a Cunt.

Huge stack-ups on the roads leading to the ports, crazy panic buying at the retail parks, dumping ground for dossers and gimmigrants and now Kent brings us a new more virulent version of the dear old virus. Couple of Professor Shitty stats – for whatever they are worth –Covid II is 70% more buggering than Covid I and 61% of reported Covid II cases are in Kent.

NHS Meltdown IV is superwhelming the already crap and overwhelmed hospitals. Just as well the cunt county of Kent is known as The Garden of England. Plenty of poor punters available to be planted six feet under.

Kent, the Memorial Garden of England. Has a nice ring to it.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke