International Pronouns Day

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I’d like to cunt International Pronouns Day.

“What’s that?” I hear the exasperated voices shout. Well it’s some made up bullshit advising us normal people (because all the “WOKE” people already know) what to correctly call people. Google it to see more information.

Oh and I suggest any esteemed cunters who are considering moving home to go to Cheshire as there seems to be no real crime there anymore, according to the Chief Cuntstable. Watch and learn Cressida Dick – how to get a crime free city:

http://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke-on-trent-news/senior-police-officer-criticised-issuing-3436154

Nominated by goodwoodone

61 thoughts on “International Pronouns Day”

    • Stealing milk bottles again Miserable? The obvious answer to guarantee seeing a real life, living breathing police officer when reporting a crime is to say you have misgendered the suspect.

      • Urinating in public
        One count of indecent exposure (above)
        And trespassing.
        3 of my 5 a day mate!👍

      • That must have been you then Miserable at 4.00am this morning, streaking across the grounds of Creampuff Manor after urinating in Ruff Tuffs Koi Carp pond.

  3. The rank and file must fucking weep when they’re associated with cuntitude like this. Now, put yer knickers on, Luv, and make me a cup of tea. Eight sugars. You still here?

  4. What a load of old còck!
    Another import from that basket case which is Liberal America.
    The more we have this finger wagging shite pointed out to us the more we will be against it. These VS mongs just don’t get it.
    Also that Julie Cook looks lĂŹke a mate of Carress A Dick, which might explain this crock of shit.

  6. You in Stoke goodwoodone?
    Getting loads of work there at moment!
    Thats where I moved the Jehovah’s witnesses with cleft palates.

    Nice people in Stoke accent makes me laugh though!!😊

    • No I currently live in sunny Bognor Regis which seems to be a twin of Eastern European shitholes and is also home to the decrepit remnants of Britains empire. Driving around here is hilarious no indications by anyone no lane discipline and either 2 mph or 102 mph depending if its Col deathwatch beatle(retd)
      or Ivan Nicalottofstuv. And accents a plenty especially round Camp Butlitz sounds like an episode of Eastenders, Corrie, Brookside, and Colditz rolled into one.
      But at least it’s not the cesspit of depravity up the cost that’s Brighton

  8. Half of what I say is meaningless
    But I say it just to reach you Julia

    Julia, Julia, ocean child…calls me
    So I sing a song of hate for Julia

    Now fuck off and nick some criminals you lezza slag

    (with apologies to Lennon/McCartney/Apple Music)

    • ‘Thanks from myself and the band and i hope we passed the audition.’
      Freddy Lennon
      Apple corps rooftop

  10. Thank goodness that gay load of theatrics known as the “rugger” world cup is over. What a Sausage Fest. Let’s hope all the whingeing pĂŽkeys who strode off to their all-male rugby clubs to watch the match aren’t crying too hard into their cheap whiskey. Ah well, back to your lonely life. You bunch of fat cunts.

    • Sick of this shit. As Cuntamus says, you’re he, she or it. If some twat wants to refer to themselves otherwise they can, but they shouldn’t expect everyone else to indulge them. SJW cunts punting this agenda can go fuck themselves as well.
      Other than that, I wish you all a good morning!

  12. I hope the boy Hewitt hasn’t gone back to his old ways and got pissed to drown his sorrows. That wouldn’t do much for his image as the new father, caring, sharing social justice warrior.
    More likely he bought some duty free perfume at the airport to keep the old woman sweet.

    • Sweeter still, how about ginger pubes getting his tackle out in one of those Japanese schoolgirl themed bars in Tokyo that would really wake the woke generation up for sure and go some way to reestablishing his true ginger inspired credentials

  13. Don’t forget the utterly ridiculous Sam Smith, the individual who wants to be called ‘they’ or ‘them’!

    • Fucking hell, it IS Melvyn Hayes!! If they revive It Ain’t Half Hot Mum there’s no way they cannot employ her for the part of Gloria.
      Well spotted, Bertie!

      • It’s uncanny Beemack. She probably spends all day organising concert parties where the lady PC’s dress up as men. We’re fucked I tell you, completely fucked.

    • What I would give to see ‘It ain’t half hot mum’ rerun on the BBC one of the funniest programs ever, it won’t happen though the humour just so appalling daahling, much more appropriate to run another umbongo inspired cookery travelogue

    • That face alone would have been more than enough to get her sectioned back when I were a lad. More than enough!

      How could anyone take anything it says seriously?

      The loonies really have taken over the asylum.

      • The face gave me a bit of a shiver. Just missing a couple of warts and a broomstick that one!

  15. If she really believes in this shite she should be sacked.
    Perhaps it’s just something she can put on her CV when applying for a promotion.
    But I think she believes what she says so police lady patrol Syria for this daft hag.
    Great cunting.

    • She will end up as editor of the Guardian or New European – she has the right qualifications. First she has to fuck up the police force and wrestle naked with Angela Eagle for the golden dildo.

  16. Fucking millennials are such a disappointing bunch of cunts. Stick your dum pronouns up you arse.

  17. Speaking of cunts, just been reading about some dumb bitch in America strangled to death by an 8 ft python, one of her “pets”.
    Am I a cunt for laughing my bollocks off?

  18. One of the things I like about this site is that every day I learn about things that I’ve never heard of.

    I must admit some of them I try to forget like the Tank Haferpeten nomination the other day. I feel like I need counselling after that, especially with the talk about splitting your cock.

  19. Just popped next door to see my neighbour and there was a snake haired woman in his kitchen squeezing oranges.
    I said, “Who the fuck is that?”
    He said, “Ignore her, it’s just me juicer”….

    • Fucking hell, you have to have some knowledge of Greek mythology and a large leap of the imagination to get that one.

    • My Uncle Billy’s got a six foot willy,
      And he showed it to the girl nextdoor.

      She thought it was a snake,
      So she hit it with a rake,
      And now it’s only four foot four!

  20. As someone who was born and raised in Stoke, if the Deputy Chief Cuntbubble has time to piss away on making “woke” videos to appease the mentally infirm, then there must be no more crime whatsoever in Stoke anymore?

    Either that or the Deputy Chief Cuntbubble has been promoted above her ability in the name of “positive discrimination” (just see the utterly useless, “peaceful” hugging, split-arse at the head of the Met – case in point rested m’lud), and has been assigned this task to keep her away from fucking up real police work?

    You know, like the kid who was always allowed to “write a story” in the maths lesson because it was cruel to see their self-confidence destroyed when sums reached double-digits!

    Stoke also has it’s fair share of “peacefuls” from that shithole northwest of India, in a ghetto between the towns of Hanley and Burslem.

    I’m betting it’s not only the pet parlours doing grooming in that area that the Deputy Chief Cuntbubble is doing fuck all about!

    The only “woke” copper I want is one that’s on night shift!

    I am Rebel without a Cunt! And my pronouns are X and Y!

    🤡🤡🤡

    • You can breathe easily. The cunt in question is dep. chief constable in my area – Cheshire, not Staffs.Every time this cunt is photographed, she seems to be wearing a Rainbow lanyard.

  21. What the fork is a pronoun?

    Me: *clutching myself, groaning in pain*

    Some bystander: “You OK, fella?”

    Me: No. Some little can of can’t ran past me and kicked me right in the pronoun.”

    I want a national ISAC day where all the cans of can’t are lined up and people are free to slap them with a wet fish.

  22. if I went to work and spent all day focussing on the perpetually offended rather than doing what I was paid to do, I’d get the sack, and rightly so. Another incapable Dorris promoted beyond her competence (in the name of diversity no doubt) pretending to be doing a really important job of ‘diversity policing’ so to hide the fact that she can’t ‘do’ proper police work.

    • Completely agree. Diversity has pervaded every area of society but the police force seems to be the worst of all where it’s absolutely endemic. Rug munchers and shirt lifters seem to be over represented so that they’ve become the norm.

  24. Something about her eyes was freaking me out, like they were on the wrong head. Then I covered the lower half of her face and figured it out. She has the upper head of fucking Tim Roth, even down to the hairstyle and slightly drooping left eyelid.

    • She looks like a ventriloquist dummy my cousin had, just looked it up it was called Mr Parlanchin.
      Look it up it’s scary the resemblance.

    • Ive learnt nothing from this nom,
      I still proudly dont know what a pronoun is, they sound french and unmanly!
      And i refuse to ever learn what one is.
      I didnt get where i am today by learning stuff!
      This is ISAC not fuckin open university.

  27. How about an international immoral fucking freakazoid day to celebrate the grotesque creations being churned out by all the victor frankenstein’s working for the nhs courtesy of the British Taxpayer . Pronouns my arse if you look like a bloke in drag I will call you mate just to piss you off and if your offended I’ll kick you in the cunt or the bollocks or whatever ,for fucks sake it’s difficult keeping track of these amalgamated bestial cunts.

  28. “You have no right to mis-gender me or anyone else!”, is the Guardianista mantra.

    A good reply is:

    “Well, I’m afraid you have no right to make me abuse the English language either. ‘They’ is a plural pronoun. Fortunately, there is only one of you cunts, not two. Fuck off.”

    Has Sam Smith been cunted yet?

  29. My pronouns are FUCK ,OFF, YOU, CUNT.

    These degenerate vermin truly need putting down. And no, I don’t mean merely with sarcasm.

  30. Me’Julie has probably just come straight from an all-expenses-paid jolly-up.. ‘diversity’ training course – run by the Common Porpoise, and wants to share her latest indoctrination session with the world.

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