Lewis Hamilton (5)

I would like offer up a diamond encrusted cunting for Lewis Hamilton, who has yet again demonstrated that he is a Le Mans, 24 hour cunt.

Recently he’s been talking a load of complete hypocritical wank about how he worries about the planet and all the other eco-warrior, save the planet, signal the virtue – you know the drill by now, we’ve had it force fed to us for the last eighteen fucking months at least.

He’s probably polluted more than most people ever will in their lifetime.

I can explain to a primary school pupil that driving a diesel powered car around and around very fast puts a shit load of emissions into the environment, thus causing lots of pollution and damaging the environment and they will understand it. But not the fake wannabe gangsta, bling bling, smug prick, who got where he is mainly because of his dad. Only for him to tell his dad to go fuck himself once he got famous and became successful.

Not only is the cunt completely lacking in anything resembling self awareness, he’s also simply an annoying tit. All that jet setting back and forth to your home in Monaco isn’t fucking helping the planet either is it Lewis? You hypocritical bell-end!

Nominated by Harold Steptoe

82 thoughts on “Lewis Hamilton (5)

  1. What’s the odds of this cunt getting a knighthood in due course, you can almost feel it coming, all for pedaling around in a noddy car since birth and the adult version later on in life

  2. The cunt moves around the grid pre-race on a fucking electronic scooter. If that’s not enough for you, he also tried to have a music career. Fucking galcticunt.

  3. how nice it is to be able to say negative stuff about this petulant, conceited man boy without getting loads of his little butthurt fapclub members piling in to defend the cunt.

    Great nomination.

  4. F1 Could be great if all the drivers were replaced with angry terminally ill people. So much more entertaining when the cunts don’t have to give a fuck about anything.

  5. Although I’m already fully aware that Hamilton is a cunt of biblical proportions
    I still find his utter lack of self awareness
    Somewhat surprising, we’re talking about a man who carbon footprint is the size of Jupiter !
    A cunt who flys everywhere in private jets
    Makes multiple helicopter flights
    Cruises the med in his gin palace!
    Wastes thousands of gallons of fuel a year racing round a track and yet he thinks he can get on his carbon footprint hobby horse and tell everybody else what to do?
    Hamilton should take his sun blocking g carbon footprint and ram it up his arsehole the cunt

  6. Poor cunt Lewis as if racing cars and having millions in the bank isn’t cool enough for him he flits between one fad after another to satisfy his insecurities he is the ultimate fashion victim. The piercings, the tattoos, the wigs and now veganism and saving the planet . Your carbon foot print is bigger than my entire fucking town (Birmingham) you hypocritical doss cunt. One of the greatest drivers off all time and if he keeps this sjw bollocks up he’ll also have a prominent plinth in the pantheon of cunts.

  7. Complete Cunt of a Cunt.

    Was always so proud of his home town while it suited him , but for added knee grow street cred, now refers to it as a “Ghetto” since he fucked off and moved abroad as he avoids paying any tax in the UK like his homee brethrens in Stevenage.. Talks with a patios gangsta yardee accent and styles himself like a two bit blinged up towny gangster with permed hair and man rings in his ears.Twat.

    The Cunt’s old man did indeed drive like a complete cunt too, except not on the track. Hamiltons old man whislt driving in a 30mph zone managed to lose control at such speed that he carrered off the road and wrapped his Porche around a childrens play ground! Happened a few years ago but was in his local rag and kept very quite. Fortunately there were no children using said play area at the time else they’ve have all PG Tipped to death by a panzer wagon doing considerably more than 30mph.

    Cunts breed Cunts.

  8. It’s obvious from space that he’s a bumboy, but he won’t ever come out because it won’t do to be brown and to be at the helm of racing around in a penis extension. Fuck him and his cheap tarts he pays to try and fool us with.

  9. Well it’s Sunday, just watched lil Lewis win the championship and yet still managed to force his team mate off the track, his manager must have been screaming YOU CUNT, fucking hell his cuntitude is higher than the world championship……
    What a cunt….

  10. I cunted this Swiss cunt last week; but didn’t get put up; presumably cos my cunting wasn’t as erudite as this one.
    I must try harder next time.
    Still reckon Hamilton’s a cunt though.

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