The Labour Party [19]


The current state of the labour party and its part in the downfall of Great Britain..

I honestly believe that there was a time that necessitated the formation of a political party in Great Britain to cater for the working classes which formed in effect the majority of people in our country.

Now socialism sucks, however, so does getting shat on by the land owners, mill owners, mine owners etc. I therefore believe that a political party to represent people who were shat on; big style the wealthy; around the time of the formation of the labour party was right and needed. Remember many working class people at this time did not even get a vote.

Fast forward a little 60 odd years to Harold Wilson and the poor were no longer poor in the same sense that they were before world war one. There was no such a need for such a party as Labour to exist. It’s economic policies were madness the devaluation of sterling trade deficit and the fact that the unions were now running and ruining coal textile rail etc became catastrophic for Britain. Decline just around the corner.

This just got worse under sunny Jim and by the time Maggie came to downing street the country was virtually on it’s knees (not taking a fucking knee). Another black mark there for Labour! (no pun intended).

Now sadly the Tories were also becoming wet wet wet and John Minor got fucked over for being, well pointless. Enter Phoney Tony the immigrants friend ( got to buy those votes ) another Black mark there! pun intended. The country was flooded by immigrants whether the population wanted it or not.

Now as far as I can see the introduction of Bevan’s health service, was a good idea at the time sadly now an abused cash cow by trannies, foreign nationals, tit enlargement fuckers, etc.

Labour hasn’t had a good policy in 70 years. Basically it is fucked redundant, it’s a woke BAME rule, virtue signalling piece of filth full of useless cunts with 3rd rate degrees in politics and law yawn!!. A degree in needle work and medieval poetry would be better.

The labour party needs to be put to rest. Boxed up and buried 6 feet under. It is a cunt.

That does lead to another problem for our political system. A viable opposition. Remember if the government become complacent and wet you end up with a John Minor (Major) scenario.. Please god No.

Therefore Labour as a party and opposition is a set of pointless useless cunts. It does however need a replacement.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

Sir Patrick Vallance


Sir Patrick Vallance. One half of the Two Ronnies of Doom, appeared before the Science and Technology Committee this morning (Wednesday 9th December) and admitted that “there is no really hard evidence on curfew times”. He also said that the decision to impose the curfew had been based on the assumption “keeping people longer in an environment where there is also alcohol is likely to increase risk”.

What? You decimated the hospitality industry, on a fucking ASSUMPTION? You complete and utter cunt! You miserable, joyless, dictatorial scrotum. We’ve had NINE fucking months of this prick and his equally morose partner in bullshit throwing out nothing but doom and gloom. How can we now be expected to believe anything they’ve said, when this cockwomble now admits that the curfew had NO scientific basis? It was just a guess. We lost thousands of pubs when that grinning ball bag, Blair brought in the arbitrary smoking ban. Now we’re going to lose thousands more because some arrogant cunt, who’s actually regarded as an expert made a guess.

Fuck me. Vallance and Whitty make Oliver Cromwell look a fucking party animal. I’m sick of them. Someone in Downing Street needs to slam Jellyfish Johnson’s head into his desk, until the fat prick tells them, and SAGE, to fuck off. They have caused almost as much damage to the UK as the Luftwaffe. In less time. And they’ve been lying their asses off the whole time. Experts? The Keystone Kops displayed more competence than these clowns. And just watch. When this shit is finally over, Whitty will get a knighthood and Vallance will get a peerage. Lord Cunt of Pissflaps.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Escaping Southerners & Londoners


Fucking escapee Londoners and Southerners are complete cunts.

After having a good laugh at us degenerate Northern folk a few weeks back when this corrupt government left Londinstabistan in Tier 2 the are all now jumping on a the last transports out of that infected hellhole to bring their dirty mutant virus with them.

Listen, just because your neighbourhood now looks like something out of Michaels Jackson’s Thriller doesn’t mean we want you here eating our pies and messing with our fat growlers.

Stick down there with your fucking jellied eels and pie and mash you cunts.

Nominated by: Spanky Mc Spank

Nicola Sturgeon [24]


An Emergency cunting of Nicola Sturgeon

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-55419564

I don’t care how small a mistake it is, you have confirmed yourself to be the ultimate cunt. You let that stupid SNP Covid carrying cunt remain in parliament, even though she broke every rule because you didn’t want to trigger a by election, which you would lose and now you can’t even follow the rules you make up. What a total cunt you are but this has put a smile on my face as I go to bed.

Nominated by: Cuntsince1066

Chris Bryant MP [3]


An oooooh get the madam cunting please for Captain Underpants, who had a hissy fit in Parliament today. over Brexit (what else?) The former vicar (God help his flock) got admonished by Sit Linday Hoyle the speaker (he might be a Labour MP but Sir L is far more impartial than Bercow ever was).

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/lindsay-hoyle-admonishes-chris-bryant-commons-pmqs-b231074.html

Isn’t it strange how much Brexit still gets on the pansies tits. That or he had had a lovers tiff with his husband this morning.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

… and seconded by : Quick Draw McGraw 

Chris Bryant MP. I don’t think Captain Y Fronts has been nominated for a while. He’s currently making headlines on the Guido Fawkes for allegedly mouthing the words ‘fuck off’ at Lindsay Hoyle, after the speaker gestured for him to sit down, because he was perched on ledge beneath the press gallery. Naturally, Captain Y Fronts denies it, but several MP’s, both Tory and Labour have said that he did. And considering what nasty, deranged little twat he is, I’m going to believe that he did. And of course, being a graceless cunt, Bryant is refusing to apologise.

It was only a few weeks back that Captain Y Fronts completely lost his shit while being interviewed by Dan Wooton on TalkRadio about the pandemic. Dan made a comment about bat flu and wearing masks and the over emotional Bryant became hysterical, accusing Wooton of wanting people to die, before ending the interview, Owen Jones style. The guy has always been a grade cunt, but this year it’s been amplified by a factor of 1000.