A hypocritical bastards’ cunting please for YouTube.

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-55255121

Today, they’ve released news of the banning of any videos alleging voter fraud in the US election, or that Biden’s victory was anything but squeaky clean.

Now this nom is not about whether there was any voter fraud for any TDS cunts. I do not know. Video’s victory may have been 100% legit.

My cunting is about YouTube claiming to be unbiased, but quickly getting on the side of the leftists. The fucking cunts did nothing to stop the left from making video after video claiming Russian collision. That went on for four fucking years. Even after it was proved to be bollocks.

And the claim of ‘no evidence’ is bollocks too. There is good evidence and bad evidence. But videos, witness statements and statistical data are forms of evidence whether you like it or not. It’s just dependent on how reliable it is. End of.

So there we have it. You can make up whatever you want if a non libtard wins, but heaven forbid you actually show evidence when it’s the other way around and debate if it’s real or not.

Fuck YouTube. Viva Bitchute.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

A widescreen, 3D and 4K cunting for television. Not the electronic devices themselves. I’m talking about the utter shit content they display.

In my lifetime, so many things have changed for the worse. Air travel. Football. Society in general. A once enjoyable and much anticipated treat which was television has become utter crap. Here are some examples:

Reality TV. Novel at first, now it saturates the schedules and has become even dumber. If that were possible.

Commercials. These cunts deserve a cunting in their own right, but indulge me. I do not understand why advertisers would want their commercial to run back-to-back 3 times in a row. Or repeat twice or more within the same commercial break. It’s fucking insane. If I see that I immediately hate that company and their fucking product. I can’t be the only one. These days of course we have the woke commercials trying to make us believe mixed race couples are as common as same race. Nothing wrong with mixed race, but come the fuck on.

Programmes with commercial breaks. You’re enjoying a show then just before a commercial break, you get some cunt telling/showing you what’s coming up. Don’t fucking do that, you’re ruining it for everyone. I’d like to enjoy the show without knowing exactly what the next segment will contain. Why why fuckity why do they do that? Their other trick is when they come back from a commercial break, they re-show the last minute or so of the programme you’re watching, like they think you’ve got fucking Alzheimer’s. I strongly believe they do this to keep to the same time slot, but reduce the actual content so the show is cheaper to make.

Advertising within a programme. You’re watching some programme then half the screen fills up with advertising another show. When this cunting idea first started it would be a smallish caption at the bottom of the screen. These days they’re multi-coloured huge text complete with moving graphics, etc. Jesus Christ on a log flume, why can’t you wait to advertise your other shitty show during a commercial break? Oh wait, I get it. That leaves more commercial air time for actual paying advertisers. So to make more money, they’ll advertise their own shows within a programme you’re already watching. Just to make it even worse, they’ll show the same trailer over and over again. Like we all have Alzheimer’s. Best (worst) one I ever saw was the Sci-Fi Channel (now with the gay name Syfy) which usually screens a Twilight Zone marathon during the holidays. Classic, eerie and period black and white nostalgia completely ruined by the idiot broadcaster showing trailers for other shows in full color while The Twilight Zone is on. Or telling you you’re watching The Twilight Zone marathon! I fucking know that you cunts! Talk about completely ruining the effect. Absolutely idiotic.

When I was a kid 3 channels, all of which closed down around midnight, was the extent of our visual entertainment choices. Commercial breaks seemed shorter, less patronizing, less fear mongering and you saw different commercials each commercial break. When a show came back from commercial, it picked up where it left off before the break. Advertising within another show never happened. Who knew what we accepted as normal would change completely for the worse. Three channels became 4, then 5 then 300 and it’s all mostly shit with little to no regard for the viewers’ actual enjoyment.

TV has become an utter cunt. What say you?

Nominated by: Imitation Yank

Back in August I was driving the M25 when a Romanian articulated lorry driver decided he would prefer my lane rather than his. The problem was that I was overtaking him at the time and was alongside his trailer. Without indication or any other warning he pulled into my lane.

By some miracle I braked and swerved with a tyre (or tyres) on his trailer glancing several blows on the nearside of my car. Luckily the damage was slight; paint loss from the front wing, a small door dent and pain loss from the rear bumper.

To be fair to the Romanian, he apologised and presented his green card for me to photgraph. So far so good. I got a snap of his number plate and I thought then all should be OK for the claim.

Apparently not. Because I only took a snap of the rear number plate, my insurance company could not claim back costs from the Romanian lorry driver’s insurer. For some half-arsed reason, foreign lorry drivers are allowed to drive on the UK’s roads with different registration plates on the cab and the trailer!

So cunters, if you are ever hit by one of these left-hand drive clowns whilst they are not watching the road and instead eating a Yorkie, drinking cheap lager or wanking to Xhamster, then ensure you get a photo of both the front and rear number plates of the vehicle as well as the green card.

All is well that ends well, after my insurance company told me I lost my NCD as they couldn’t claim from the insurer of the cab, I argued that it wasn’t the cab that hit me, but the trailer, for which they had insurance details on the green card. After a formal complaint to them they reinstated my NCD.

What a fucking palaver!

Nominated by: Paul Maskinback

Just been watching The Universe on Sky History 2. Excellent stuff. However, there was a bald man with a ponytail. I stopped caring about what he said because of his monstrous faux pas.

No. Just fucking no.

You are bald. That precludes your ability on a social level to grow a ponytail.

In essence, he is a cunt.

Caveat. I’m a slap ‘ed.

Nominated by: Dark key cunt

(You are the one I want, Oo Oo Oo honey – sorry I couldn’t resist – NA)

West Midlands Police and it’s latest woke bullshit. Soooo…. A police officer formerly known as PC Morgan, has decided that nature has sold him short, by not giving him breasts and a vagina. Yep, PC Morgan is now WPC Skye Morgan, after “identifying” as female. Much hilarity was had in Chateau QDM when we saw the photo of “WPC” Morgan, because ‘she’ is clearly still male, but with a ridiculous blonde Karen bob wig. And a strangely psychopathic expression on his/her face.

Even more hilarity was had when a second photo emerged of “WPC” Morgan brandishing a taser, with the same psycho wide eyed smile. Apparently, Morgan was one of the first officers to receive taser training. Big deal. I was trained to use real firearms. And grenades. Honestly, he/she looks like he/she belongs in a slasher movie. As the serial killer. If this bewigged beast tried to arrest me, I’d be asking to see a warrant card. Even in uniform, and with WMP’s Chief Constable standing behind him/her, there is no way I would believe that he/she is a genuine plod.

And in any case, why the fuck did they decide to announce to the world that they’ve gotten bored with being a man and they now wish to be considered a woman. Why? What, do you want a medal or something? A biscuit? A rampant rabbit? It’s 2020 for Christ’s sake, the worst and weirdest year in living memory. nobody gives a fuck. Hang on, let me try something…AHEM…I IDENTIFY AS JOHN HOLMES. BRING…ME…THE PUSSY!!! Shit, didn’t work. Anyway, Morgan has yet to receive any treatment, so BIOLOGICALLY is still male. However, as I said, it’s 2020 and in current year, merely saying that you’re female is enough to have the woke mob falling over themselves to be your “ally”.

If I were an actual woman plod with West Mids, I’d be concerned about having to share certain facilities with a biological male. Because in current year, the rights of the trans community outweigh those of real women. And don’t you dare speak out against this shit, because then you’ll be a ‘transphobe’ and you’ll need to check your thinking. I checked my thinking and it’s working perfectly. If your chromosomes are X/Y, you’re male. Nature has decreed it. Having fake tits, having your junk removed, will NOT make you female. And that will remain the case until medical science can find a way to turn that toxically masculine Y chromosome into an X.

(The local rag ran the story online here, but disabled comments. I wonder why? – NA)

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

And here’s another sack of unbelievable shit from Cuntstable Cuntbubble

From my local news and perhaps a clue as to why the Police have become a bag of shit:-

‘A new chief constable has been chosen for Lincolnshire’s police force.

Chris Haward will take up the £160,000-a-year post later this month after being confirmed by a police and crime panel earlier.
Mr Haward said he was “absolutely delighted” to be selected and was looking forward to “some exciting challenges”.
Mr Haward, said “diversity, fairness and equality” were of paramount importance to him.’

Note the last line. No mention of law and order. No mention of rural crime. Lincolnshire is not exactly diverse in terms of skin colour, but still this cunt trots out the same tired woke bullshit.
God help the troops led by this cunt. Unfortunately he is one of many.