Knife amnesties.

What a waste of fucking time.
Two or three times a year you see some serious looking chief of police prick on the telly, standing over what appears to be the contents of some cunts kitchen drawer layed out on the ground and claiming another massive success.
Do they honestly think that the people who are handing these knives in are the same people that would ever dream of using them as a weapon.
Thanks to Doris’ do gooder husband, she is now missing her butter knife, but for less than twenty quid, the Leyroys and LeBrons of this world can purchase a working replica of anything from a Bowie knife to a blade from Lord of the rings, or game of thrones, and walk down the street waving it about.
I’m looking at you Scarborough.
That’s if you want something a bit flash of course, I wonder if it is possible to buy a carving knife for less than a pound? ANYWHERE!
So for fucks sake, stop wasting everyones time by pretending you have made one iota of fucking difference by collecting fucking cheese graters from middle aged white folk.
Silly cunts.

Nominated by The Cunt of Monte Christo

Sky News!!!
These utter cunts are starting to out do the BBC . I know it’s almost impossible to imagine that any corporation could be so wonky eyed but Sky are being expertly marshalled by fat cunt chief remoaner Adam Boulton, ably backed up by ex BBC spitting political corespondent Louis Goodall….
It’s been morning of moaning with Boulton giving an easy ride to any cunt who supports remain and to patronise any cunt invited on who supports leave!! It’s jaw droppingly cunty even by SKY standards, they are so desperate they’ve reanimated dead cunt Hezeltine, who is banging on about HONDA!! Who is claiming the Japanese are so polite that they lied when giving the reasons for moving production!! Amazing stuff!
Hezeltine has talked about Brexit voters dying but better still he has directly linked Brexit (via 3 minutes of waffle ) to 1930.s Germany and the NAZIS …..
well done cunt……….

SKY YOU ARE CUNTS!!!

Nominated by Quislings

I’d like you to take a few seconds out of your life to cunt ‘Microsoft news’ . When placed alongside the likes of the BBC, SLY NEWS, Channel 4 etc it might not appear at the top of the list when it comes to Trump derangement stories or Brexit scaremongering but by Christ it should be. Some astoundingly biased items on its newsfeed. It has been under the radar up until now but I am calling it out. Bunch of cunts.

Nominated by Jack

I would like to vent my cunting fury at the genderless.
These twats believe they are whatever gender they want to be, at whatever time it suits them.
These snowflakes are seeping through the woodwork and the cunts are targeting the young specifically. A pair of Canadian cunts are raising their boy as genderless and ultimately, they want him to choose what he wants to identify himself. I’ve a mate living in Sweden and, his daughter has a classmate, whose parents send a three year old boy to school wearing pink dresses every day. The parents are fucking hailed as progressives.
Fucking poof fairy cakes everywhere, and it’s getting normalised.
Watch out fellas, there will be one of these fruits in your kids/grandkids school.
Cunts

Nominated by Cuntflappage

Douglas Haig

CUNT
Mass murderer of his own troops or incompetent Cunt, the jury is still out over a hundred years later. But hey, either way?
The butcher of the Somme.
The donkey leading lions.
His own troops didn’t trust him, the prime minister didn’t trust him.
To say he was cavalier with his own men’s lives is, I think, a tiny bit of a fucking understatement.
This bell end allegedly worked out that we were winning the war by counting our dead and assuming that the enemy was losing more, becoming annoyed when some regiments had not lost ‘enough’ men.
He eventually sent one million men and frightened boys to their inevitable terrifying end against the enemy machine guns.
Maybe he was hoping they would use up all their ammo and go home.
Anyway, long story short. War ends, massive fucking statue erected to the murdering bastard, big fuck off slap in the tits for the widows and grieving mothers, and the best part is, it still fucking stands there in all its cuntishness in the middle of Whitehall like butter wouldn’t melt.
There was one in Scotland, but even his own countrymen had the decency to remove it to Edinburgh Castle out of the sight of decent people.
His family I know, set up the poppy appeal.
Well whoop de fucking doo. They wouldn’t have needed to sell as many had it not been for that Cunt in the first place.
In all probability, he will have sent someone from your family, to their untimely death.
CUNT!!

Nominated by The Cunt of Monte Cristo