I’d like to nominate ‘woke’ friends.
People you could once count on for a laugh or common sense who have since turned unto virtue signalling male feminist types since college and seem to spend more time sliming around gullible middle-class students and refuse to grow up and maintain friends with adults in work.
Perhaps it’s the desire to be seen as older and wiser by college students, but they just turn into hipster cunts in the eyes of anyone over 35. This is a common phenomenon with teachers and others who work with teenagers and undergraduates; the tragic desire to keep dying their hair and go drinking in student bars/pubs/clubs so they can get the latest left wing opinion from half-wits.
They might join you in mocking the SJWs in your company, but a quick look at the flakebook profile gives the game away; the hipster/boho cunt photo, Refugees welcome, Diversity is our Strength, feminist ally, save the planet and all sorts of signs of Trump Derangement Syndrome, as well as as scores of blue haired and top-knot wearing window licking vegans wearing glasses and po-faced, anal retentive expressions in their own profiles,as if to say ‘I have a BA from De Montfort and you should take my opinions as fact’.
They will eventually distance themselves from the adult rational world and ‘call you out for your shitty opinions’ because they are disgusted and embarrassed by your sexism/racism/bigotry, all of which they have inferred from your support of a diverse range of views from people of all creeds and genders who won’t fall into line with the BBC/Huffpost/Twitterati worldview.
They are all ‘shitty people’ and your woke friend would be embarrassed to introduce you his little Japanese-American student friend, a mermaid goth Lolita who is taking feminist philosophy and also tried taking her own life.
‘I’m sure I’d be missing out, particulary the seppoku part.’
Blocked.
Nominated by Cuntamus Prime
