A school’s budget…is a total cunt. Parents forced into buying books and pencils for pupils and head teachers cleaning their own school toilets, that’s the codswallop being dished out by head teachers in the news, all a result, we’re told, of ‘insufficient government funding’. What utter cunt! What you’re never told is the salaries budget of your typical local school is often 80-90% of its total budget. Salaries that go up every year with increments to which most teachers are automatically entitled. No wonder there’s no fucking money for other supplies and services! Compare that with 18-50% spent on salaries in the private sector. When Blair got in and made schools awash with utilities windfall-cash schools exploded with staff, almost without exception totally useless cunts. Kids seem unhappy? Then employ a counsellor in your school. Got a lot on teaching your own class? Have 10% of your working week taught by someone else so you can do preparation. Too many kids for you to cope? Here, have a teaching assistant. Where the fuck did all these people come from? It’s no wonder school budgets are so totally fucked up. Solution? Moan like cunts and not do what any business has to do when there’s belt-tightening, i.e. let someone go. Simple fact is one person’s salary in any average school would pay for any shortfall. What? Downsize slightly? Fat fucking chance of that. Like all our bloated and cunt-infected institutions education is like a giant baby with its bottle. You feed it but it demands more and more as it grows, a bigger and bigger bottle. Threaten to give it the bottle it had last year and it screams like a stuck-cunt that it’s going to die. Fuck off, headteachers. You and your budgets are cunts!
Nominated by Zippy
