Chidera Eggerue

CAN’T THINK WHY SHE IS SO DEFENSIVE ABOUT SAGGY TITS. IT’S A COMPLETE MYSTERY…

A nomination please for Chidera Eggerue.

Like most, if not all posters to ISAC, I’d never heard of this non-entity until I saw, in the current television guide, a programme hosted by this imbecile called, ‘Bring back the bush: Where did our pubic hair go?’ This will be shown by Channel 4, naturally. This is where the above mentioned nominee ‘explores our relationship with pubic hair, challenging herself and her peers to grow it out and reveal their naked, natural bodies to the world at an exhibition’.

Further evidence of her cuntitude is shown by the fact that she started #SaggyBoobsMatter, challenging the convention that women with large breasts must wear a bra if their breasts sag. She also says that she has been inspired by, amongst others, Munroe Bergdorf, that arch race baiter, formerly nominated to ISAC some time ago. She also describes herself as an ‘influencer’ AKA a self-important, self- aggrandising cunt, who makes money from the cunts who follow her bullshit.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Communism

Right, this is going to be brief as if I start, I’ll never fucking stop.

Picture the scene. I’m walking along the main thoroughfare in a major city in this country when what do I see across the street, but two dudes and a pole twenty-feet high with a CCCP flag waving in the breeze. You know, the red flag of old Soviet Russia with the hammer and sickle. Instantly I stare in disbelief. These dozy cunts cannot be promoting this crap surely!?

I cross the road and the table they are standing behind is covered in Communist , Marxist literature. Yip, you guessed it. They are promoting communism. I proceed to inform them that during the twentieth century over one hundred million people died under this system of government. Indeed, it killed more than fascism ever did. They looked ahead blankly with vague patronising smirks on their faces and didn’t react.

FFS, when will this madness end? When will people finally get rid of this deluded idea that Marxism, Communism and Socialism are kind, caring, benevolent systems? They starved, froze, beat and tortured to death millions. These creatures are complicit in trying to resurrect a murderous system that ruined the lives of millions.

Cunts.

Nominated by Mac McCunt

Trouty Pouty Facebook Profile Pics

An Elizabeth Arden and ‘Avon’s calling’ cunting for the plethora of fucking stupid little millennial bitches, pouting like a cartoon tuna fish in their “Cuntbook” profile pics.

Normally you see them taking a selfie with boss eyes, because they’re staring at themselves so intently in the screen to ensure that they look like an A-list pornstar. A lot of these slags must have been watching make-up tutorials by Youtube influencers that tell them it’s great to look like Coco the clown after he’s had a strawberry trifle thrown in his physog. They look so ridiculous. I mean, how much slap do you need in order to impress your classmates and peers and get a 4k following? So much that when you do your trouty pouty, you risk the fucking lot falling off and ending up all over your augmented baps it would seem.

And what’s with that stupid cunty stick on puppy nose that they use to make themselves look cute? Cuntbook is turning so many girls and young women into vain, duplicated morons it’s unreal. Stop putting your lipstick on 3mm beyond your lips, ok girly? And stop sticking your mouth out, because you look like an ugly, vacuous, self-absorbed CUNT.

Nominated by Dai O’Rhea

Sophie Khan (2)

Sophie Khan…Who?? Well, fellow cunters, if you haven’t heard, just get this.

Mizzzz Khan is a solicitor. So far, so good, but incredibly, this fuckwit has come out in defence of machete wielding nutter Muhammad Rodwan, who’s just been banged up for 16 years for his vicious attack on PC Stuart Outten. In spite of the very serious injuries that Outten sustained, he managed to subdue the animal Rodwan using a taser.

Khan has stated that Rodwan acted ‘in self-defence’ in the face of ‘excessive force’, and went on to say that she was ‘surprised that the Metropolitan Police haven’t started disciplinary action against PC Outten for assault and battery against Muhammad Rodwan’. Yes, it appears that Khan views the thug Rodwan, who’s got previous for rape and assault, as the ‘victim’ in this case.

Disciplinary action??? This officer deserves a fucking medal. I don’t know about anyone else, but I’d say that this so-called ‘legal professional’ has brought her profession into disrepute with her vile and ludicrous comments. I really don’t think that I need to say more. If ever there was a case of a cunt cunting herself, this is it. Okay Khan. You’ve had your 15 seconds in the spotlight, now fuck off and don’t come back, you piece of shit.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Sophie Khan…

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7927199/Lawyer-says-heroic-police-officer-disciplined-saving-life-Taser.html

A cunting for this useless parasite, sorry, ‘lawyer’, please, for stating that PC Outten, the copper that had his skull fractured by Mohammed Rodwen, who he stopped for having no insurance on his van, a cunt with previous convictions, including rape, used excessive force and should be disciplined for having the cheek to save his own life.

This utter, utter cunt’s not fit to lick the blood off that brave bobbys boots. I hope that one day she meets the likes of Rodwen in a dark alley, so they can have a chat about his rights.

Nominated by DCI Gene Cunt

Robert Downey Jr.

Robert Downey Jr. is a cunt, isn’t he?

This egotistical flaker has just been paid a fortune for redoing another version of Dr Doolittle. Whispers suggest it’s a charmless pile of wank from the oily turd. Apparently, he does a Welsh accent. What a choice to talk to the animals.

Once a bit of a junkie, Downey is now most famous for his plethora of “Iron Man” films, though I’ve seen one and it was nothing like the Ted Hughes story. Hollywood also indulged in redoing a couple of rancid Sherlock Holmes flicks starring Downer. His cunty levels still weren’t high enough, so he was paid to do a video for an Elton fucking John dirge, the undiscerning whore.

Robert Downer syndrome started early when they decided on redoing the classic “The Singing Detective” and change it from a British surreal masterpiece of grit into an American, real piece of shit.

He once made a short anti-Trump film with all of his dressy-up pals from the Marvel “Avengers” soap-opera. The one-trick pony actor, who makes fantasy films about flying around in space, also recently spouted about the environment and said he wants to “clean up Earth” with his…zzz…

Instead of redoing this and redoing that, what about redoing drugs, you dead-eyed, Iron Cunt. If you could talk to the animals, they’d tell you to fuck off.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous