The United Wildlife Union are definitely deserving of a nomination. I have to admit, I couldn’t find their website when I googled them. I found about them from a YouTube channel called HeelvsBabyface. I nominating them, because one of their demented ‘journalists’ known as Cade 6, has recently published an article entitled “Why White People Owning Dogs is Racist”. It started with a brief history of our relationship with canines, except instead of simply putting it as human’s relationship with dogs, he chose to put it as “the relationship between dog and woman”. So, straight away, you just know that this ‘journalist’ is a complete and utter cunt. Basically, white people stole dogs from the Eurasian people who put in all the time and effort to domesticate them. He even uses the term “filthy white savages”. In actual fact, they were traded. Apparently, it’s appropriating “black culture”. Except, Eurasian people are NOT black, you smug, thick twat. Your ignorance of that fact is itself racist.

To be honest, from what I heard in the video, it wasn’t really anything to do with dogs, it was just some white skinned pussy trying to assuage their guilt at being born with white skin, by slagging off our ancestors. And he comes across as being more narcissistic than Lewis Hamilton. And frankly, I find assholes like this to be patronising and condescending to black people. THEY are the racists. And going off the TWO photo’s of him, one of which is huge. The prick even tells people that if they’re white and own a dog, they should consider “donating” it to no kill animal charity or people of colour. No thought to the psychological effect it would have the dog, suddenly finding itself being dumped into a place that it’s unfamiliar with, surrounded by other dogs and people it doesn’t know. And it’s pretty obvious that this preaching failed experiment knows exactly fuck all about dogs. I’m pretty sure the history lesson at the start was either made up, or copied from Wikipedia.

In a truly just world, this waste of genetic material would either have ended up in a condom or shot down his mother’s throat. Unfortunately, it isn’t a truly just world, so he was born. Cade 6, I reject your request to donate my dog. I would instead request that you do the world a huge favour, by jumping off a cliff, onto a nuclear armed sea mine, located in water populated by sharks. And piranha’s. Failing that, you cunt. Go kick a starving tiger in the balls.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

And seconded by Chimp Licker:

UNITED WILDLIFE UNION. COM

This gaggle of stratospheric cunts published an article on their website on August 1st claiming that white people owning dogs is racist!

The article can be read here:
https://unitedwildlifeunion.com/articles/
…but if you wish to avoid your piss attaining temperatures unwitnessed in this universe since the Big Bang itself, I shall sum it up for you.

Basically, since archaeological evidence points to the dog first being domesticated somewhere in Asia, white people owning them is naughty cultural appropriation, and if you are a white person that owns a dog or dogs you must immediately donate them to ‘Persons of Colour’ where said dog or dogs will find their ‘perfect home’.

Just when you think the world can’t possibly sink to a still deeper level of sheer mouth-frothing berserk insanity…

I couldn’t find a picture for this lot, so here’s a cute image of baby penguins instead – DA

‍Could I have a “ get your wallet out, you’re saying, regardless “ cunting for Lord Hall, BBC director general.
Not happy with the downward spiral of telly tax payments, this cunt has suggested ( in his last week of his tenure at the BBC) that every household should pay for it, regardless of whether you have eyes or ears.
So, everyone, whether you watch any of the shit they produce, or any other shit programs, or radio, you have to pay for a Marxist organisation that hates you, and the country you live in. Utter cunt.

Nominated by Cuntington Smythe.

Captain Magnanimous also chimed in:

I would like to second Cuntington Smythes valid attack on Lord Hall. This week various people I know in their late 70s and 80s have been getting rather thick envelopes with the relevant forms that legally demand cash for an organisation that openly wants to destroy the way of life that the majority of this age group are used to, in favour of what a very small minority are determined to decimate. Cash extracted by using older peoples law abiding fear to fund arseholes like Linekunt, and to give airtime to any oxygen breather that will attack the British way of life or that of the very demographic they are now picking on to keep this farce going. Now I know there are plenty out there that can afford it, but there are plenty that cant. An Aunt in her 80s has been bedbound since being paralysed by a stroke last year. She misses out on pension credit by just £2.16 a month. The telly tax is around 7x that a month. The TV is her only constant companion and is now forced into funding this vile corporation despite only watching channels like Talking Pictures. Well fuck them and Hall and heres to a grade A cunting for all who orchestrated this pre-meditated robbery from Osbourne to Capita and to any cunt that benefits from it. Cunts.

EXTINCTION REBELLION:

A Social Justice Warrior flag-waving salute to the great unwashed who make-up this sinister organisation, who will, once again this weekend, deprive policemen of their well-earned leave, inconvenince those who have to get to work at weekends, and do their best to spread Covid 19, as they march all over Britain – an extra special treat is threatend for London, with “mass” demonstartions (not the sort of mass the Pope would know about) and the pansies will be on the march to Brighton Pavillion, with their recycled iced pansy water along with their recycled trite slogans and whistles.

I just hope the weather is as piss poor as they say it will be, at least that will guarantee the filthy bastards will get one decent wash this year.

When I read about Singapore’s “Caning Room” last week, I just wish we could establish one in every major city in this country, so that these great unwashed warriors, together with illegal immigrants and the cunts who aid them to get here could all receive six strokes of a damp rattan cane across their fat arses. That punishment would also be suitable for roly-poly Labour MPs like Neil Coyle who yet again in a now deleted Tweet described Brexiteers as ignorant racists. I wouldn’t mind weilding the whip myself on that fucker.

https://www.aol.co.uk/news/2020/08/27/extinction-rebellion-plans-bank-holiday-weekend-of-protests-and/

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Harry Maguire is a cunt.

Apart from his (lack of) footballing ability, this cunt has got himself nicked for brawling while on holiday in Greece. The social media mongs that masquerade as ‘fans can slag off Greeks all they want, but the Captain of Manchester United shouldn’t ever be putting himself in that sort of situation. Said spazzes carping on that Maguire is ‘innocent’ (when he isn’t) don’t help either. And Maguire’s family and ‘entourage’ seem to be a bunch of knobhead retards and all.

Once there were Captains like Charlton, Buchan, Robson and even Gary Nev and Willie Morgan. Now it’s another brain dead meat headed cunt who is a big an embarrassment off the pitch as he is on it.

Nominated by Norman

I’ve long maintained that Rashford should be United’s captain. No matter what one thinks of his political activities earlier in the year he’s a lifelong fan and seems to carry himself like a leader – admin. 

Any ‘help’ line

Why does every cunting helpline waste (even more) of my time by having a robot tell me that to protect their staff, during these challenging times, waffle waffle etc. ’wait times’ (waiting, not wait, wait is not an adjective in this sense, fuckwits) will be longer than usual? I.e. blaming Covid for under-manning their call centres to save their time and money by wasting your time? It’s bad enough having to wait without them making you wait longer while they state the bleeding obvious. Often you listen to this only for a second robot to tell you that opening times are not as advertised, we cannot answer your call (because of Covid) and cut you off.

Fuck me, I was wondering why everyone is wearing a mask, the roads are empty and queues for the Post Office are spaced at 2m, half way down the street. And I can’t go to Spain without house arrest on my return. Thanks for the fucking heads-up…

What was your twatting excuse for the years before Covid then?

Nominated by Copper nano tube