Piers Morgan (10)

Hacking? I dont know what you are talking about…

A nomination for Piers ‘I’m a hysterical 5 year old princess’ Morgan. Morgan interviewed former New York Mayor and lawyer to Donald Trump, Rudolph Giuliani. And what a fiery affair it was. The row began over Trump’s response to the killing of George Floyd, devolved into insults of ratings and became an argument over levels of how insane everyone is and ended with Morgan mis-hearing what thought to be a swear word, but clearly wasn’t.

RG “I remember the mistakes you made and I remember how you stuffed* up!”

PM “We would like to apologise for the language you just used”

PM “You’ve come on here, you’ve been rude and abusive, you sound unhinged, you’ve been using profanity. And you were somebody I used to admire Rudy.”

RG “I haven’t used profanity, tell me the profanity that I have used. You lie about that too!”

For once, I actually watched the interview, and it certainly sounds to me like Rudy said ‘stuffed’ rather ‘fucked’ which is what Morgan clearly thought was said. Morgan needs to re-watch the interview with his producer and co presenter, and when her realises he got it wrong, he needs to apologise. Of course, we all know that Morgan doesn’t do apologies. He has neither the decency nor the honour.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

QDM also fancied a second helping:

Piers Morgan, once again, is deserving of a nomination. As we all know, BLM UK and ANTIFA have been “protesting” about the wrongful death of a black American man whom none of them have ever met, and don’t really care about. And of course, with ANTIFA being involved, these so called protests haven’t exactly been peaceful.

Anyway, throughout the Kung Flu crisis, Morgan has behaved like a spoilt four year old princess, getting all hysterical and righteously indignant whenever someone broke the rules or stood less than two metres away from other people. On the 3rd June, he called Labour MP Barry Gardiner “reckless and irresponsible” for joining the BLM protest outside parliament. However, the very next day, Morgan’s son joined another BLM protest, and Morgan tweeted to his demented followers that he was proud of his son for protesting, apparently, Morgan Jr assured his dad that he’d followed social distancing as much as possible. Considering how many left wing scum have been showing up to these things, I’m confident that Morgan Jr was NOT in any way keeping his distance.

When Julia Hartley-Brewer called him out on his hypocrisy, Morgan replied, “What law did he break, Julia? Supermarkets are ‘mass gatherings’ – have you been to one lately? He wore a mask & gloves, met up with under 6 friends, & tried hard to socially distance – because he wanted to protest against racial injustice. So yes, damn right I’m proud of him”.

What did law did he break? Interesting question Piers. What law any of the people you’ve been hysterically calling out and insulting broken? And yes, I have been to a supermarket recently. They are NOT mass gatherings. Apart from some of them having long queues outside, where social distancing has been enforced, they haven’t been even slightly packed. That’s because the staff control how many go in at any given time. You’re certainly not shoulder to shoulder. And going to a supermarket is a necessity. Attending a protest/riot, for over the death of a man that none of the attendees have met, and who probably don’t know his name or what he looks like, is not a necessity.

So, as well as being a liar and insider trader, Morgan is also a raging hypocrite. Fuck you Morgan. And fuck your dipshit son.

John Boyega

A nomination for Actor John Boyega.

“The Star Wars actor posted about his hatred of racists on Wednesday following the death of an unarmed black man in police custody in the US”

Fair enough you’d think, but wait.

He added that “WHITE on BLACK racism” had “ruined the world”, which sparked responses about other forms of racism.

Any other form of racism isn’t his problem.

Racism isn’t his problem it seems, racism against blacks is.

The story is doing the rounds if you want to hear it in full.

All I’ve taken from it is that as a white man I should care more about black on white racism than any other. Fine with me, I don’t want to hear any more stories about white in black racism, tell John, he cares.

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

Whitey

What are we good for? Absolutely nothing


White people.
Yes, white people. What the fuck is wrong with us? Half of America is on fire because of the death of a man who was being arrested, seemingly heavy handed, but as there is only footage of the arrest, and nothing of his behaviour before that, we are all in the dark as to why the cop thought it necessary to restrain the guy in the manner that he did. Perhaps it was racially motivated, in which case the cop is going down for murder, which is not going to be fun for him.
So, as it is another white cop killing a black suspect, it’s smash the place up time. And it’s not confined to America, as protesters have taken to cities around the world to protest, and have a little ruck with the police, regardless of what that particular country has any perceived culpability or not. The main reason for fomenting this unrest is probably the left, hoping to bring about political change by bringing down the incumbent governments by any means necessary, and by ramping up this hot potato it is bringing about real anarchy.
But, why should I, in a different country, who had nothing to do with the death of this man, get down on one knee in some virtue signalling show of solidarity! Isn’t it enough to condone the cops behaviour, and support his trial, which will hopefully find out the truth? Why should I go on social media and protest my support, sharing endless posts by people I don’t know about an issue I have nothing to do with? Why should I march shoulder to shoulder with hundreds of angry protesters, and trash the place? It’s like the original sin in the fucking bible, where you are all guilty, even if you didn’t know it happened.
So, why white people? Well, we are too gutless to be objective, and are buying into this hysteria of its the fault of all white people. And woe betide anyone who dares to ask ‘don’t all lives matter?’ as Lawrence Fox asked, and is probably not going to work again because of it.

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

Toilet roll tubes……

Bog roll centre cardboard tubes. Or really their manufacturers.
Yes those things that have served children for decades as binoculars and were essential for every Blue Peter project.
The sneaky cunts have been getting shorter and fatter.
Now this has implications greater than just giving your binoculars a wider field of view.
It also forced the bog roll manufacturers to reduce the width of their sheets and put fewer sheets on each roll. Obviously they do not like doing this so, to protect the mugs (reverse strike -through) customers from this knowledge they continue to have the same size package, plastic wrapping as before. Result – fewer sheets for your money.
You know, just like Pringles – smaller, fewer edibles, same old tube.
So I nominate bog-roll-cardboard-centre-tube (do you know a shorter name?) manufacturers. They are cunts.

Nominated by, Fud-man

Black Brotherhood

I nominate the concept of Black Brotherhood.

The reality is there is no such thing.

If there was then why do black yooves charge around London stabbing each other?

If there was then why do corrupt and cruel African governments suppress their own people often to the point of starvation?

I get sick of hearing about those brave British blacks who are “standing wiv” their black American bruvvers and march on Downing Street as if it is OUR fault that rogue cops killed a black man in the USA. They seem to think this proves that all white folk are somehow racist. What sort of twisted logic is that?

The myth of Black Brotherhood persists because it suits the agenda of cunts such as David Lammy MP and shadow minister, Sir Lenny Henry, great comedian and ambassador of hotel rooms and Kehinde Andrews, Professor of Black Studies and general shut stirrer, who reached the top of their game whilst complaining they were constantly being discriminated against.

They think they represent british blacks. Yet black people are as diverse as white folk and it is ridiculous to suggest they are all of one world view. ALL decent people are against injustice and I am sick of reverse racists trying to make me feel guilty for being white.  Fuck off!

Nominated by Lord Helpuss