I’d like to nominate modern fly spray for a cunting. I’d also love to know how up upload a fucking pic also.. Anyway :-

Modern fly spray is an absolute cunt, I’m certain that the health and safety freaks ‘ave been diluting and making fly and wasp sprays so harmless that these days you can’t even “kill a fly ” with it.

Last few days have been really rather pleasant ensuring that the kitchen door has been left open for many hours. this of course tends to let the fucking flies in.

We have had one particular little fucker come in and make its home here now for 3 day’s. It loves to come and sit on the table begging for food. Even given the cunt a name “flick”. I’m certain it has fucking adopted me as it’s owner.

I have sprayed Flick many many times (sure the cunt likes to shower in it) to no determent at all to it’s health. I reckon that if my eyesight was like a superheroes the fucker would be smiling and saying thank you every time I’ve sprayed it. Image it scrubbing it’s little back each time with a miniature shower brush: bless him.

Try a different brand of spray! Been there done that still the same. Therefore modern fly spray is diluted pile of shite a total waste of money. Fucking useless total Cunt…

Please not that nothing was harmed by this cunting;not even a fly.

Nominated  by everyonesacunt

Gary Lineker.

I’d like to cunt this goat-jugged stroker, please. This cunt is paid over one and a half million of Her Majesty’s Finest British Pounds for hosting Match Of The Day. Under two hours a fucking week. The idle gobshite doesn’t even host Match Of The Day 2 on a Sunday. The BBC shoehorn a token wimmin into that, usually Gabby ‘Mrs Punch’ Logan. So, for under two hours a fucking week and the odd international game, this big-eared, goatee-bearded parasite pulls in more loot a fucking year than the entire staff of my ambulance station. With the bunce this cunt is on, he should be presenting ANYTHING to do with football. Anything.

Nominated by DCI Gene Cunt

….and a belated follow up by Freddie the Frog

Oh yes, our old friend, lover of poor bearded refugee children, the BBC’s favourite money grabbing p*nce.

Has anyone seen his latest “fish and chips” video?
Unfortunately I don’t have the technical competence to post it myself but there are plenty of cunts on here that do.

Just take a look at it…….it requires no comment from me. You be the judge.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12572105/gary-lineker-refugees-fish-chips-britain-ad-house/

…and thirded by Cuntybollocks 

Gary Lineker

A deconstructionalist bullshite cunting please, for the jug eared goal hanging crisp muncher.

Yes, I dare any of you to watch his latest video claiming that Fish and Chips wouldn’t exist if it wasn’t for refugees. First off, he’s wrong. The bloke was a honky (if it was him) who was a legal immigrant from France, not an illegal African taking his chances on a dingy for benefits. The first chippy may have opened elsewher (in Lancs), but he didn’t mention that.

Basically, he uses the post modern/deconstructionalist bullshit approach to break things down until they are nothing (for whitey/Britain). I reckon he’s dong this as he’s kiss arsing his woke employers, the BBC.

I can deconstruct that lions are the same as apples using this approach (go back to the big bang and we come from cosmic dust etc). It’s absolute bollocks.

I hear he’s taking in an invader. I bet he fucking doesn’t unless they’re carefuly vetted. I hope he gets an non vetted psychotic extremist who shits on his bed, ties him up, opens his arsehole to new levels and robs him blind, the bellend.

Another cunt trying to belittle the achievements of Britain. A traitor.

I nominate UK TV Licensing. Let’s not pussy foot around: this only pays for the BBC and their services.

Note to admin: This picture is the email headers sent to me
up-to 2 weeks before my license was due to expire. The final
reminder 3 days before it was due to expire.
http://www.filedropper.com/tvlicense

Not only have they stopped free licenses for the over 75s, they will now waste
£100M of your money on Black, African, Mexican and some other shit Entertainment.
Want to watch programmes on prime time Saturday night which says at the
end, “If you have been affected by any of the issues in tonight’s programme, call the BBC Action Line” (Casualty)?

Did you order your first license on 31st September? Don’t do that
or your license will only be valid until the 31st August. You have to renew on
that day. Always order a new license on the first day of the month or in the
first year you lose a month.

The money grabbing bastards also try to get your renewal money early
by sending threating emails up-to 2 weeks before the bastard is due, and a final
reminder 3 days before it is due. If I had time on Monday I would have waited for 1 hour before it is due to expire before renewing it.

Up your cunt Auntie and the tax disguised as a TV licence.

Nominated by Anton Pillar

A take my money cunting for the increase in the charge for single use plastic bags.

The government have decided that from next April the charge will double from 5p to 10p and the exemption for small retailers will disappear.
The charge is supposed to be used (after appropriate deductions) for good local causes decided by whichever outlet is issuing the bags, all fucking yippee.

Since the charge was introduced the reduction in single use bags has dropped by 80% and some shops don’t even offer single use bags, so why put up the charge, why not just remove the exemption which would probably account for a large part of the 20%.

It’s because they had a consultation and the majority were in favour of increasing the charge, absolute bollocks, as most people now don’t use single use bags they don’t give a fuck what the charge is, maybe they should have just consulted those customers who still use single use bags, they may have had a different result.

All this to keep plastic out of the Ocean and off the beaches, except when it the chicken cookin cunts from East London invading Greatstone beach, but they aren’t the only cunts who have no social responsibility whatsoever. 5p or 10p won’t make any difference to the chav types!

When the 5p charge was introduced it put a small firm in Nelson out of business overnight, but I guess that’s progress. I used single use bags, and reused them until they became a bit to tatty and weak and then used them in my waste bin, the only difference now is I buy more pedal bin bags, I wonder if anyone has done a survey to see if sales of pedal bin bags has increased over the last few years.

Pandering to the environmental lobby!

CUNTS

Nominated by Sick of it