A nomination for Piers ‘I’m a hysterical 5 year old princess’ Morgan. Morgan interviewed former New York Mayor and lawyer to Donald Trump, Rudolph Giuliani. And what a fiery affair it was. The row began over Trump’s response to the killing of George Floyd, devolved into insults of ratings and became an argument over levels of how insane everyone is and ended with Morgan mis-hearing what thought to be a swear word, but clearly wasn’t.
RG “I remember the mistakes you made and I remember how you stuffed* up!”
PM “We would like to apologise for the language you just used”
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PM “You’ve come on here, you’ve been rude and abusive, you sound unhinged, you’ve been using profanity. And you were somebody I used to admire Rudy.”
RG “I haven’t used profanity, tell me the profanity that I have used. You lie about that too!”
For once, I actually watched the interview, and it certainly sounds to me like Rudy said ‘stuffed’ rather ‘fucked’ which is what Morgan clearly thought was said. Morgan needs to re-watch the interview with his producer and co presenter, and when her realises he got it wrong, he needs to apologise. Of course, we all know that Morgan doesn’t do apologies. He has neither the decency nor the honour.
Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw
QDM also fancied a second helping:
Piers Morgan, once again, is deserving of a nomination. As we all know, BLM UK and ANTIFA have been “protesting” about the wrongful death of a black American man whom none of them have ever met, and don’t really care about. And of course, with ANTIFA being involved, these so called protests haven’t exactly been peaceful.
Anyway, throughout the Kung Flu crisis, Morgan has behaved like a spoilt four year old princess, getting all hysterical and righteously indignant whenever someone broke the rules or stood less than two metres away from other people. On the 3rd June, he called Labour MP Barry Gardiner “reckless and irresponsible” for joining the BLM protest outside parliament. However, the very next day, Morgan’s son joined another BLM protest, and Morgan tweeted to his demented followers that he was proud of his son for protesting, apparently, Morgan Jr assured his dad that he’d followed social distancing as much as possible. Considering how many left wing scum have been showing up to these things, I’m confident that Morgan Jr was NOT in any way keeping his distance.
When Julia Hartley-Brewer called him out on his hypocrisy, Morgan replied, “What law did he break, Julia? Supermarkets are ‘mass gatherings’ – have you been to one lately? He wore a mask & gloves, met up with under 6 friends, & tried hard to socially distance – because he wanted to protest against racial injustice. So yes, damn right I’m proud of him”.
What did law did he break? Interesting question Piers. What law any of the people you’ve been hysterically calling out and insulting broken? And yes, I have been to a supermarket recently. They are NOT mass gatherings. Apart from some of them having long queues outside, where social distancing has been enforced, they haven’t been even slightly packed. That’s because the staff control how many go in at any given time. You’re certainly not shoulder to shoulder. And going to a supermarket is a necessity. Attending a protest/riot, for over the death of a man that none of the attendees have met, and who probably don’t know his name or what he looks like, is not a necessity.
So, as well as being a liar and insider trader, Morgan is also a raging hypocrite. Fuck you Morgan. And fuck your dipshit son.





Bog roll centre cardboard tubes. Or really their manufacturers.
Yes those things that have served children for decades as binoculars and were essential for every Blue Peter project.
The sneaky cunts have been getting shorter and fatter.
Now this has implications greater than just giving your binoculars a wider field of view.
It also forced the bog roll manufacturers to reduce the width of their sheets and put fewer sheets on each roll. Obviously they do not like doing this so, to protect the mugs (reverse strike -through) customers from this knowledge they continue to have the same size package, plastic wrapping as before. Result – fewer sheets for your money.
You know, just like Pringles – smaller, fewer edibles, same old tube.
So I nominate bog-roll-cardboard-centre-tube (do you know a shorter name?) manufacturers. They are cunts.
Nominated by, Fud-man