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Rishi Sunak (3)

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Rishi Sunak and his chums are cunts.

Greater Manchester has been under tier 2 restrictions for months, with no additional financial support. London goes into tier 2 and less than a week passes when a huge financial package of assistance is announced.

This after quibbling over £5 million, with ‘ King Of The North ‘ Andy Burnham , another cunt.

On top of this dollop of Magic Money Tree cash, comes another huge wedge ( over a billion ), for Transport for London. No expense spared for our glorious multi cultural capital eh ?
What Rishi and chums are actually doing here is rebuilding that Red Wall.
Well done, you soft cunts.

Nominated by: Jack The Cunter

Dead Pool (179)

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Well done to Shaun (yet again) who correctly predicted that England and Man United legend Nobby Stiles would be the next to cark it. He was 78.

On to Deadpool 179

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

My picks (GTC)

Tom Smith (rugby)

George Alagiah

Angela Lansbury

Dick Van Dyke

Joe Biden

The BBC (34)

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Al-Beeb haven’t been cunted for a few days so I’m going for a yes-I-have-read-1984-and-I-am-aware-of-the-concept-of-newspeak-and-you-cunts-think-we-don’t-know-what-you-cunts-are-up-to cunting for Tim Ravy Gravy Davie’s latest stunt.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-54135771

Dear BBC, you and I both know Sue Barker, Matt Dawson and Phil Tuffnell are not ‘leaving’ or ‘departing’ the show but are being kicked out due to them having all their arms and legs and a skin colour akin to a multi-pack of Mini Milks.

My moms for future presenters and captains are:
Raspberry: Tanni Grey-Thompson. She might have a problem taking the knee though.
Peaceful: Mo Salah
Gay and Non-white: Nicola Adams. Two for the price of one.

I’m sure they will all get along famously.

Nominated by: SimmyJavill

(Congratulations to Auntie Beeb on 50 cuntings! Here’s to 50 more – DA)

Ian Brown

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Ian Brown is a cunt.

His solo career has always been hit and miss, but now he has lost it. His latest song is an ‘anti-lockdown’ rant called ‘Little Seed Big Tree’ and it is fucking diabolical. Icke-esque lyrics like ‘Masonic lockdown in your home town’ and ‘Doctor Evil and his needle’. Even Oasis at their worst were better than that. The conspiracy theory stuff is laughable in itself, but it’s also a fucking awful record. I thought the lyrics to ‘All For One’ were bad, but this is something else. No wonder the other Stone Roses refused to do a third album if the lyrics were this shite.

Nominated by: Norman

Chris ‘Failing’ Grayling (4)

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CHRIS GRAYLING M.P:

A bald headed cunting please for this slaphead windbag of an MP who has been a monumental failure at everything he has ut his grubby hands on. But it seems Grayling could fall down Gaylord Adonis’s shitter and come up smelling like Alan Carr, since he has landed a £100,000 job for 7 hours a week:

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/chris-grayling-port-advising-role-100000-money-a4549271.html

Obviously the less time he spends “working” the less damage he can do (in theory) and I don’t have any issue with anybody earning (provided they REALLY “earn” it) whatever they can get, but how can this shit be worth that much money?. It’s not what you know, but who you know……

Nominated by W. C. Boggs