Coronavirus (or, how I learnt to stop living and love big state tyranny)

As the Coronavirus thread is all but dead I think it’s time we had a new go at the ultimate hand-wringing experience to come our way, certainly in my many years on the planet.

Firstly, I DO think it exists, it IS dangerous to certain people in society and I do not think this is some fake virus that will allow Bill Gates to inject us all with Windows 98 (SE)

I do however think this is the biggest fraud I have ever seen in my life, sure you can die from it but I could die from pricking my finger while gardening, some drunk hitting me in my car or a multitude of other ways to croak.

The present government (and the world) have gone stir crazy…madder than shit-house rats. They can get away with it by blaming the advice of “experts” while said experts are drawing a huge salary courtesy of the tax payer.

Do I know anyone who has died from it? Do I fuck.

Do I know anyone who has had it? Well, the guy in the Ford dealership who service my car claims that his mates best friends mum had it…she was probably drunk on Vodcat though.

Do I know anyone who has been made redundant from the whole mess? Yes, quite a few actually.

Have I heard the stories on the radio of cancer patients who have now died because the hospitals closed down to allow the nurses to dance on TicTok? Yes I have.

Have I read about all the depression, the alcohol dependents, the people who have lost their businesses because of the over-reaction? Yes I have.

So I hand it to you, the biggest fuck up ever, invented but the Chinese and mis-handled by ever other country in the world.

Nominated by Spanky McSpank

Proportional Representation

Proportional Representation (PR)

For decades there have been arguments for and against this form of voting system, with supporters suggesting it is far fairer and more representative than the current “First Past The Post” system.

So anyway, I read this news articles this morning, suggesting that PR should replace FPTP purely because it is far more “democratic and thus fairer”

But when you look closer at the article, you realise who wants this to happen: some LibDumb cunt, backed by a Labour cunt. Well what a fucking surprise!

The fact both parties got well and truly shit on in the last 3 elections suggests that no one cares about you or your half-baked undemocratic woke policies, even if it was through FPTP.

Some cunt called “Emma Knaggs” (yes, really!) said in the article, ““The Government has a landslide majority of seats, but this is despite the Conservatives receiving less than 44 per cent of the votes.”

In other words it’s not fair, according to her, and typically the rules must be changed.

Whether PR would have made any difference in the last election is moot, but the whinging from these losers is pathetic beyond belief.

https://bromsgrovestandard.co.uk/news/make-votes-matter-event-in-bromsgrove-will-call-for-fairer-voting-system/

Nominated by Technocunt

Wanksy (5)

Banksy

‘The British street artist Banksy has financed a boat to rescue refugees attempting to reach Europe from north Africa.

The vessel, named Louise Michel after a French feminist anarchist, set off in secrecy on 18 August from the Spanish seaport of Burriana, near Valencia, and is now in the central Mediterranean where on Thursday it rescued 89 people in distress, including 14 women and four children.’

What a philanthropist. Selflessly burdening the people of Malta and Italy with yet more refugees. And apparently being told to fuck off by the authorities of these countries.

Surely he could somehow sponsor these people, bring them to the UK and put them up in his home? I am sure there are a host of other arty farty luvvies who will also throw their mansions open in a good cause.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Then the Big Chunky County chimed in:

Yet another painting by numbers cunting for this talentless cretin, who once again is nowhere to be seen whilst jerking off to his own publicity (probably).

His privately financed flamboyant, but hopefully not too buoyant, ex-french marine vessel is now stranded in the Mediterranean with 219 aspiring architects, drill artistés, rappers and rocket scientists aboard. And now one dead cunt – how long until cannibalism?

Predictably the vessels calls for help are being ignored by all authorities. This is all squarely on wanksys shoulders, yet he’s moaning to the EU. The cunt.

The cunt dropped £850k on this boat. Definitely the calling sign of a woke celebrity wanker! In which case they should all be immediately ferried to Bristol, docked, and bussed straight to Robert Del Najas art gallery.

Wanksy should be unmasked for being such a pretentious life endangering cunt.

With Fuglyucker rounding things off:

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A spray on the wall for the vandal otherwise known as Banksy, this stupid cunt has spent 860 quid on an ex french naval tub the help rescue the tide of shit trying to get to the uk so they can milk the NHS, benefits and housing systems, i suppose he,s lucky the boat didnt sink with 280 shit stains aboard, im tempted to find out where it gets parked and do some spray can art on it myself, something like fuck off you immigrant sponging cunts and a rat with a french flag.
Ffs when are they going to put a stop to these fuckers, Aussy gun boat style it makes me want to move abroad so i can be in a minority group there before i become one here…..Banksy you are a cunt, fuck off to Calias with your spray cans …..

Cunts who fuck up your online order

Cunts who send the wrong order are… well… cunts.

When one sponds a good few quid on an online purchase, one expects it to be delivered promptly and correctly. And firms pulling the ‘Delays because of the Covid crisis’ crap is bad enough, but ones that can’t even send what was actually ordered and paid for are inept and useless cunts. Now some could say ‘But it’s a mistake. We’re all human’ and all that bollocks. But they are not paid to make mistakes and I do not shell out so they can make ‘mistakes’ and fuck up my order (printer cartridges in this case). The ones I ordered (not cheap either) were for a HP. Instead I get these little fucking things for a Lexmark. It could be a genuine cock up, it could be lazy arsed foreign labour just chucking any old shite in. But the simple fact is that it just isn’t good enough and the service from these cunts is shoddy and diabolical. If these cunts can’t get a simple (and expensive) order right, they shouldn’t be in business and they are cunts.

Nominated by Norman

Neil Coyle, Right Dishonourable Massive Prick for Bermondsey and Old Southwark

Neil Coyle MP

“Good afternoon. This is Ron Knee, IsAC’s political correspondent, reporting. Today I’m speaking to Neil Coyle, Labour MP for Bermondsey & Old Southwark, regarding his controversial, some might say downright imflammatory, remarks on Twitter concerning Leave voters. How do you do, Mr Coyle?”.

“How did you vote in the referendum Knee? Are you one of those cunt Brexiteers?”.

“Er, actually I did vote Leave…”.

“Thought as much from the look of you, you old cunt. I’ll say to you what I said in my tweet, (quote) ‘I’ve spent years warning local people that these fat old racists won’t stop blaming the EU when their shit hits the fan’ (unquote). I stand by that, even though, er, I’ve now actually deleted the tweet…”.

“Yes, well, I’m not fat. Also I must admit that I’m not exactly sure precisely what you meant by those vague though insulting comments. Perhaps if could just put them into context for our viewers…”.

“I’ll repeat more of it for you then, so it’ll become clearer to you, you thick Brexiteer cunt. (Quote) ‘Here they come blaming others. Absolute shitbag racist wankers’ (unquote). I stand by that too, although, erm, I’ve since deleted it as well”.

“I see. Perhaps your language is a tad intemperate for an MP, especially as you have form in this respect, having also referred to the PM as ‘a dick’ before the general election. I’d have thought that it’s unlikely to endear you, or indeed your party, to swathes of the electorate, and it isn’t going to help Labour to rebuild the ‘red wall’ in the north, is it?”.

“Labour won’t be able to rebuild the ‘red wall’ because of all the thick gammon twats north of the Watford gap. Fucking xenophobic bigots. Frankly they don’t deserve the EU. Arseholes”.

“Perhaps, Mr Coyle, it’s really the attitude of people like you within Labour that has so alienated millions of former supporters. They feel that the party has deserted its traditional base and its values in favour of the rabid pursuit of Marxist identity politics and, indeed, the globalist agenda of the plutocratic EU”.

“They don’t know what’s fucking good for them. Come the glorious day, the thick bastards will do as they’re fucking told, and woe betide them if they don’t toe the line. Now fuck off, you racist cunt, and fuck Brexit. I’ve got more insults to dish out, so I’m out of here”.

“Yes thank you Mr Coyle. Proof, if any were needed, that one really shouldn’t tweet on an empty head. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.

And seconded by Jack the Cunter:

I came to Cunt Neil Coyle, but can see that Ron has given him a very eloquent and well deserved Cunting already.
If I may, I’d like to offer this as a supplementary Cunting.
Neil Coyle’s utterances show that there are still those who still don’t get it, regarding the Brexit vote. He treats the electorate with contempt, and would willingly bulldoze democracy in order to reverse the vote.
Please carry on Mr. Coyle, you fucking anti democratic cunt.
Read all about it !!!!
Labour to remain unelectable !!
https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1327726/labour-bbc-last-night-of-the-proms-neil-coyle-twitter-jacob-rees-mogg-boris-johnson

QDM also wanted to have his say:

Neil Coyle, Labour MP for Bermondsey, deserves a nomination. In true remoaner fashion, this lefty cock sucker has decided to wade into the Rule Britannia argument, by showing his utter contempt for the patriots of this country. In a comment on Twitter on Tuesday 25th August, above a video of Nigel Farage singing Rule Britannia, he said that he’d only known shit lickers to like the song. In other Tweets, he called Brexiteers, “shitbag racist wankers” and “fat old racists”.

The Tweets have since been taken down. However, it seems this charmless prick has form for posting foul mouthed comments on Twitter, and promised to stop doing so after being threatened with deselection. Guess that promise wasn’t entirely truthful, was it? Then again, as a member of the Labour party, he is knowingly, a member of anti-working class, pro-terrorist, pro-illegal immigrant, anti-Semitic party which would destroy the UK if given the choice. So it should come as no surprise that one of its members is a disgusting, anti-democratic, shady pile of shite.

I voted to leave the EU, because all I ever saw was incompetence, economic illiteracy and profligacy, and a complete and utter lack of democracy. In the election that saw Ursula von Der Leyen become President, only the 635 members of the EU parliament were allowed to vote, out of 500 million citizens. And SHE was the ONLY candidate. That’s Soviet Politburo style voting. And I want those who make decisions regarding the running of the UK, to have been elected in the UK. Where’s the racism in that? I want the UK to be a sovereign, home led nation, that it isn’t tied to the EU parliament or the ECJ..

Yet to the like of Coyle and Soubry, etc, I’m a racist for having elected British officials run. To date, Coyle has issued no apology for their demented tweet. And now I have a message for Coyle. I served for 25 years in the British army. This despiste being a quarter Jamaican, along with my brother and sisters my mother being half Jamaican, were it shows, along with my sister. And my wife is of Nigerian descent with all our looking completely black. I did things for the UK that would make the likes of coyle shit themselves and breakdown in terror.

He has also refused to apologise, saying instead ”
“I know people want a candid, honest speaking representative.

“People know the tweets are my own and there is no filter.

“If anyone is offended they can unfollow, that’s how Twitter works.” Which just about sums up your average far leftie. Well I’d be a wanker, than a far left, ant-democracy, Brexit hating shit licking cock sucking prick like you. You CUNT!