Members of the Black militia group all dressed in black, and all were armed.

A Thermonuclear cunting is in order for a Black Militia group here in the states who calls itself the “Not Fucking Around Coalition.”

As has been noted many times on the hallowed pages of this most august forum we here in America have a thing called the Second Amendment which guarantees (most*) citizens the right to keep and bear arms.

The good news (although some of you might not think so) is that I…and people like me…have guns. The bad news is “they” and people like “them” also have guns.

Allow me to introduce (and indeed cunt); the “Not Fucking Around Coalition”, an Armed militia group for melanin enhanced cunts who have had enough of “systemic racism”…a fictional notion now accepted as a metaphysical truth here in states.

In the alphabet soup of the self righteous social warrior pantheon…NFAC was so enraged and frustrated by the rash of po’ innocent black folk being shot by whitey and the POE-leese, that they decided to form an elite coalition of hood rats, porch monkeys and jungle bunnies…oops…that was a bit harsh and will probably get me monitored. Sorry. Start again.

This elite coalition of wannabe rap stars, wannabe basketball stars and wannabe community organizers decided to take matters into their own hands and for the good of the oppressed sons and daughters of cotton pickers all across this great land…shoot themselves..?

WTF?

Last month this elite squad showed up in Louisville, Kentucky to protest the shooting and killing of Brionna Taylor. In truth, Ms Taylor was indeed an innocent victim of some seriously shabby police work. In the wee hours of the morning the Louisville Metro Police Department, kicked open her apartment door while serving a “no knock” warrant for someone who DID NOT live there.

Aroused from her sleep by the noise Ms Taylor…a paramedic with the Louisville Fire Department…and her boyfriend thought they were being robbed. The boyfriend grabbed a gun and fired at the black clad, unannounced intruders…who promptly returned fire killing Ms Taylor.

As we say in states…this was a cluster fuck…a deadly cluster fuck.

In the spirit of never letting a tragedy go to waste, BLM sprang into action and organized a series of riots…uh sorry again…peaceful protests. At one of these protests the elite militia group known as the Not Fucking Around Coalition showed up fully armed and ready for action.

And action it was! The dumb cunts turned the scene into chaos when one of the dumber cunts in the group accidentally shot another dumb cunt (or himself, accounts vary). This prompted some even dumber cunts in the group to open fire on some other dumb cunts…also in the group…in the mistaken, but completely rational belief that they were under attack by whitey.

Once again can you say cluster fuck?

After the incident BLM…realizing they were in greater danger from their dark skinned allies than they were from their while skinned oppressors…issued a statement denouncing the NFAC, calling them outside interlopers and saying they didn’t want their help.

In a dazzling display of understatement a NFAC spokesman shrugged of the whole incident by saying “…we had a little accident, it happens.”

Since then, not much has been heard from the elite squad of melanin enhanced social justice warriors. They have presumably retreated from the field of battle to regroup and reform. Presumably as an elite suicide squad.

And so I proudly cunt the elite squad of SJWs…the Not Fucking Around Coalition.

foxnews.com/us/louisville-protests-breonna-taylor-armed-protester-accidentlly-shoots-himself

(*Convicted violent offenders cannot legally possess firearms in most states.)

Nominated by General Cuntster

Note to Admin, this is the Hot News of The Day so worthwhile considering for a rapid posting shurely?

LibDem Leaders

Spot the next LibDem Leader (see above) – five in five years so there is always another one behind the one behind transitioning (allegedly). So the membership reaches new lows unlike Tories and Labour so time to ditch the last trans carthorse and saddle up another. Who can remember the last one? I have to go back to dodgy suite of allegations Jeremy Thorpe before any name nudges the old synapses in that field. Oh yes there was Cunt Clegg as well now trousering it at FaceBook.

Current candidates are Sir (WTF did that come from) Ed Who Davey and gender nightmare Leela Moran (WTF is it?)

Latest Hot News – Ed Who gets it and is now standing on a set of LibDem puke yellow front of the cameras delivering the old gracious acceptance to minute applause. Secret of LibDem success – they all seem to go off to luxurious pasture in The Lords, Quangos Various, Top Jobs and Consultancies, Lifetime Members of The Great and The Good despite career defining Balls Ups and Incompetencies.

Oh yes Cunt Yellow, the Color of a Cunt (note the Internationalist Toadying of me spelling). Their local organization is the key, Bring and Buys, Village Hall Fetes, Trans Mothers Groups, Chancing and Infiltration, Liberalization of Drugs and Brasses, Pride Marches, Unrestricted Immigration, ect ect – their Yellow Slime is everywhere.

As a landowner come up against the cunts on a regular basis – gyp*s (note to lily livered admin, the term is fully accepted and used within the kosher travelling community), if gyp*s turn me heritage water meadow into a scrapyard over night it’s the LibDem councillors who bleed their hearts out for them and serve me with bailiffs and injunctions if someone not necessarily known to me goes down there with baseball bats and tyre irons and a crew to burn their arses out of there. Horse laugh is that said “crew” is recruited from other local gyp*s who are sworn enemies of the other lot.

Ticklish situation with me cashola passing through many hands. Simple tale of country life but what to do before Yours Truly is bled dry?

It has been alleged that back handers to the LibDems works wonders. Fancy a peerage? Lord Cunt. Oh yes.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

SUPER LEAGUE Rugby League I would like to give a monumental cunting to Super League What is a predominantly white northern sport mainly played and watched by white northerners, with the resumption of super league a couple of weeks ago i finally watched my first game last weekend Leeds Rhinos v St Helens and low and behold just before kick off i was shocked to see every player on the pitch getting down on their knee to pay tribute to the dead cunt of cunts Chiggun George even though there was only 2 or 3 blue gums on either side, that meant there was about 10 white northerners on each side getting on their knees. What the fuck is happening to our once great country sucking up to the cunting left and snowflake brigade it makes me fucking sick. I immediately switched the game off and will never watch another Super League match ever again i’ve been to numerous Grand Finals and also a World Cup Final but never again, I can’t watch the England Cricket team ever again also because of the same thing, Sadly there aren’t many more sports i can watch although thankfully my home football team is managed by Joey Barton so there is more chance of Global Warming happening than the Fleetwood team getting on their knees as the team is full of white blokes anyway not a single Umbongo in sight. Anyway thats the end of my rantThe world is full of Cuntstain Cunts.

Nominated by Codhead Cunt

THE GUARDIAN

… yet a-fucking-gain!

Here’s a recent shreadline: ‘Looted Landmarks. How Notre-Dame, Big Ben and St Mark’s were stolen from the East.’

Turns out a lot of Western gothic architecture was influenced by what the Crusaders saw on their arabian Club 18-30 holidays (so called because they each clubbed to death eighteen to thirty people.)

Well, no shit! As the blokes selling bargain bling on Oxford Street used to say, ‘it’s all nicked!’ Is the Guardian now going to publish an article on how all those Saudi sky-scrapers are rip-offs of the first building of that kind, the Flat Iron building in New York?

Are they fuck!

Are the Bubbles and the Eye-Ties going to kick up a stink about the American Senate with all its columns being so obviously Greco-Roman?

Are they fuck!

I wonder what would actually satisfy the rabidly right-on writer of this article? Converting all three of the named buildings into mosques? Dismantling them stone by stone and shipping them back to their supposed countries of origin?

If you’re all so damn concerned about correct memorialisation, journalists of the Guardian, you’ll be pleased to learn that I plan on carving each and every one of your deranged faces into my own personal Mount Cuntmore!

Nominated by Chimp Licker

Foremen and Women
An extra special cunting is due for the wife. Not only her, but all the other cunts over the years who act like they think I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing – in this case Decorating the Front Room. Shades of harry Enfield’s character who was an EXPERT in every fucking thing.
While perched perilously up a ladder trying to reach some corner of a very high ceiling, and this corner in between fucking false beams, she says ‘er, you know you’ve missed a bit?’. You think ‘for fucks sake go and do one’, but being a good boy, only reply ‘yes, I know, I’m trying to get to it’.
Or, because you are doing a very high ceiling, with false beams on it, paint ocassionally drips to a floor – which IS covered with all sorts of sheets. ‘You do know you’re dripping paint?’ she says. (Of course I fucking do you stupid bint – can’t you see I’m covered in the Magmolia Vinyl? – well, that’s what I want to say!) I do say, ‘really my sweet, I’ll try to make sure it gets cleaned up’.
Then there is the black paint around doors and stuff. Having done EVERY fucking door, window frame, patio door, bookshelves, she’ll venture in and say ‘Couldn’t we have another colour?’
When this has happened at least a dozen times AND your efforts have all been mentioned to friends and family and presumably total strangers as well on Whats-Up, Face-Ache or some other cunting app, you might suggest; ‘tell you what love-of-my-life, why don’t you make a list of things that you’ve noticed and I’ll attend to them (when I’ve finished performing trapeze acts!) when I’ve finished doing this – let’s call it a snagging list’. (I really wanted to say a fucking ‘nagging’ list!) She says, ‘Oh its OK, it isn’t important, I’m sure you’ll remember!’.
Thank fuck this is THE last time I’m doing this! Father Time is catching up inexorably, and I’m afraid if I do this for much longer I’ll end up killing myself by toppling off something – knowing my luck, it won’t be from 8ft up a wobbly ladder either, it’ll probably be a foot-stool, attending to one of those fucking SNAGS!

Nominated by Mickey C