Maggi Hambling

Me neither but she´s an old hag who is apparently an artist. I watched half of an interview with her on the BBC´s “Hard Talk” program although no tough questions were actually asked by the sycophantic interviewer, Stephen Thacker. Hambling is in her mid-70s but dresses like a dyke punk from the 1970s in black leather, has a Medusa hairstyle and is a chainsmoker. Only Whoopy Goldberg´s arsehole could be uglier or more off putting than her grim visage.

Thacker´s “hard” questions were about her father – a “bisexual silent behind the Daily Telegraph”, the ”environment” – paintings of unhappy animals – and the “dead” – she painted her parents in their coffin.

Her works include a statue of two well-known pillow biters, Oscar Wilde in London and a tribute to Benjamin Britten in Aldeburgh (which, to be fair to the old harridan is not bad) called “Scallops”. Alas the people who actually live in Aldeburgh hated it and hundreds of them signed a petition calling for it to be removed while those more actively opposed have vandalized it.

She also painted a portrait of that well-know philanthropist and lover of children, Michael Jackson but refused to paint Mrs. Thatcher. What a surprise. I wonder what Maggie would have thought of Maggi.

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Nominated by: Mr Polly

39 thoughts on “Maggi Hambling

  1. Looks pissed up?
    Half asleep.
    Wake up Maggie!
    I think ive got something to say to you.
    So your daddy had more cocks than Katie Price, so what?
    Hardly a excuse for acting a cunt!!
    If your dad wasn’t such a bummer he might of given you the odd slap,
    Adjusted your attitude.
    So you got off lightly.
    You fuckin crayola mong.

  2. I’ve never heard of her so I Googled it. What a miserable looking fucker she is. Not one picture on tinterweb where she looks remotely happy. If that’s what playing with crayola does for you then I’m glad I don’t.

  3. A sad old punk who paints pop icons?

    Not worth my time. Stick her with Banksy and the other trash.

  4. If I bumped into that in the woods I’d assume my next stop would be her cauldron.
    Stake through it’s heart then paint a giant cock and balls on its garage door.

    • Fairs fair, I instantly recognised it às Stephen Fry.
      Its good, but not exactly earth shattering.
      Hold on, no.
      Im thinking of Hugh Laurie.
      Hugh Laurie has a son whos a mouse!!
      Imagine that?
      Feel dead sorry for him,
      Hide the cheese luv, and no you cant get a cat.

  5. She looks like a decidedly dodgy character from the East End underworld.
    ‘Alright Guv; What can I do you for?’

  6. Didn’t Benjamin Britten do his bit for the country during WW2 by fucking off to canada with his boyfriend?

  7. Actually, now I recognise her! She’s obviously changed her name by deed poll to avoid repercussions…
    May I therefore take this opportunity to heartily congratulate Joan Ferguson on her release from Wentworth Prison.
    Good luck with the art venture freak 👍

  8. Bugger that. She’s a far better artist than many so-called who have graced ISAC’s pages. I like The Scallop, and her North Sea paintings range between lousy to pretty fair. What she looks like is outside her control, and very few artists these days are of the H*tler School – leftieness goes with the job.

    No more a cunt than many.

  9. To be fair, she is a proper artist. She knows her way around a paintbox and is no slouch when it comes to sculpting. Naturally her politics are way off beam, but typical of 20th /21st century artists. Don’t think she’d make it into my Cunts 100.

  10. Bet that face is just for men
    Imagine the milkman trying to get paid
    Upsets his head for hours thinking about this bitter Fartiste he’s got to call round to

  11. I always thought Maggi was a liquid seasoning. I really don’t want to know which part of her the liquid originates.

    • Chainsmoker.
      Bet her walls are all yellow?
      Stinks of fags and ale, like walking into the Embassy club.
      And artist are all Scruffy cunts so unwashed dishes in the sink,
      Skiddy knickers on the floor etc.
      She should tidy up rather thán drawing pictures,
      And comb her fuckin wig.
      The old cunt looks like a job for ‘life of grime’.

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