A cunting please for Sir(!) Jonathan Van-Tam who has been rewarded for giving away billions of pounds in public contracts to Moderna et al, and helping shape the whole Covids response shitshow, with a job at err Moderna.

Daily Sceptic Link.

He famously said that having taken the jab folks ‘shouldn’t behave with wild abandon and go off to bingo halls’ – as it became clear that the jabs did not stop you getting it and did not stop you spreading it (Covids)!

It is, of course, impossible to force our expectations of our public servants any lower. But this gravy guzzling scum floats effortlessly to the top.

Follow the science? No, follow the money…

Nominated by : Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

It started a long time ago with ‘gay’. Yes, happy go lucky to mean homosexual. Fuck knows why.
Now we have a plethora of words misused, usually for ‘victim’ groups.

Pride – fuck knows what there is to be proud of from an accident of nature. Hardly an achievement.

Phobe and phobia.- Always meant fear to me but now is twisted to mean hatred. Naturally of the self styled victim groups.

Cancel. – what we used to do with milk, now means to persecute somefucker who expresses mainstream views. Depriving them of free speech and preferably depriving them of employment.

Gammon- I always thought was thick bacon but applies to a person having mainstream views.

We are also seeing ‘minor attracted’ for pee doh. No doubt they will have their pride events in the near future. And why ever not. Natural innit?

Then there are words that are beyond a dull cunt like me. – Cis, Terf, Non-binary and so on.
And of course ‘Woke’. Not even proper use of English but all part of the decay and decline of decency through the bastardisation of language.

https://www.tatler.com/article/bastardisation-english-language-misused
https://www.relevance.com/word-crimes-bastardization-of-language-writing/
(Links provided by our literary expert, Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by : Cuntstable Cuntbubble

A cunting for the over-used phrase ‘Get a Grip’, it came up again yesterday after the Channel fiasco.

It seems that it’s our responsibility to get a grip on unsafe boats leaving French beaches, sometimes under escort from French naval vessels, perhaps the call should be for France to ‘get a grip’

It’s not just the channel, the NHS – get a grip, Inflation – get a grip, energy costs – get a grip.

One for Ron, Salma Hayek – get a grip

Apart from the last one I hate that fucking phrase!

Mirror Link.

Nominated by : Sick of it

Fabrizio Romano, football journalist and transfer ‘guru’, deserves a cunting.

God I hate this cunt so much. I hate his annoying catchphrase. I hate the way he shamelessly retweets his own tweets from a few hours ago to farm interactions. I hate the way he tries to appear ‘cool’ and pander to the 12 year old Football Twitter crowd.

Even his sentence structure bugs me. OK, he’s reliable most of the time but that doesn’t make him any less of a cunt.

People like David Ornstein are far more professional yet don’t receive anywhere near as much attention.

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano

Nominated by : OpinionatedCunt.

I’m teetering towards my mid 50s and having some decidedly odd side effects.

My eyebrows are starting to make me look like a Gallagher brother,
My nostrils have filled with hair,
But most worrisome the tops of my ears have sprouted furry points
Like a lynx.

What’s the evolutionary advantage of a middle age removal man having furry Vulcan ears?!!

Now I’m not one of those male grooming puffs.
As many of you know I sport a beard that would guarantee me a walk on part in the Hobbit.
But that’s by choice
I have control over that.
So what else is in-store for me?
A tail?
Will I moult in summer?
Am I more prone to ticks an fleas?
How did Lon Chaney deal with this?
Luckily vanity isn’t one of my failings.

Nominated by : Miserable northern cunt