Johnny Vegas

Oh dear, poor old Johnny has apparently been diagnosed with the fake condition known as ADHD. ( translation….being a rude, up your own arse cunt)
This couldn’t be a fading sleb jumping on the wokie mental elf bandwagon to get gigs on breakfast tv and be all concerned , self pitying and serious could it?
Of course not. Johnny is a funny geezer isn’t he? Err………

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

and supported by: Miles Plastic

Seconded Freddie

That’s funny Sue Perkins is in the news now for having been given the same diagnosis. What a coincidence.

We know this because another ‘star’ Tom Gray the guitarist from ‘Gomez’ said on Twitter that he thought he had it. So SP responded with her news and wished him well ‘on his journey’.

Strange but I have been feeling resltess, fidgety all day. I must have it.

What does it stand for?
‘Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder’. Ffs…

Aren’t kids supposed to have it? What an excuse for bad behaviour.

Fuck me Sue says she’s got it. ( She is a bugbear of mine.) That explains the fucking annoying manner of her ‘humour’. She’s so ‘zany.’

I’m surprised JV has gone down this road though. Kinda like him

That’s it-maybe they’ll get a tv series on it.

Indie News Link

Daily Mail News Link

A 600 degree C. cunting for this shit show and its moderation team, pepper.

It is a website supposed to be for voting on what are perceived deals and sharing them for other people to buy, and also allows for discussion on forum threads, and the deals themselves.

However it’s turned into a political platform (like every other cunt nowadays). Every woke subscription is promoted on this website, and anyone who disagrees with the popular narratives are put on a moderation list to go under review.

Ukraine, Greta, CONVID, cost of cunting crisis, the NHS, veganism, eco warriors, feminists, inclusivity and the biggest one of all, racism (as in: whites oppressing everyone else and they should be ashamed) : the website is just an echo chamber for the above bullshit.

But don’t take my word for it. Look at the horseshit under their terms and conditions, which brings me to the crux of my cunting:

hotukdeals link

Under conduct II.

‘Denies the existence of systemic racism, or downplays the effects of racial injustice‘

So its against their code of conduct to say that in the UK, racism is not systemic.

The UK is one of the most tolerable countries I have visited, and far more tolerant than myself as an entity, I can assure you. But to say you will be banned if you don’t agree with this subjective bollocks? Websites like these should be shutdown. Pure censorship.

Downplays the effects of racial injustice? I had comments deleted for saying I was racially abused by a POC, or CUNT, for short.

I would say we are through the looking glass, but this shit now seems like the new normal.

Stick a KFC deal on there and you will be given a knighthood…

Nominated by: Cunt Executive Officer

I have long suspected this cunt to be a complete and utter fraud, ever since I had the displeasure of studying his Theory of Relativity bollocks at school. I now know it to be a fact.

Not content with being long dead and forgotten, Albert is currently ubiquitous on our televisual machines, pretending to make cups of tea, cavorting with confused persons of colour, while at the same time attempting to scam our highly infantilised UK population into lumbering themselves with a SMART METER…

YouTube Link

We are supposed to think, “well, if Einstein thinks it’s a wonderful thing to have a Smart Meter, then it must be, no? After all, he’s got a brain the size of a planet.”

Like fuck he has! The cunt’s been brown bread for 68 years.

Fuck off you phoney patronising shit for brains cunt!

Nominated by: Minge Juice Bottler

Let’s hear it for whatever sky executive who thought this was a good idea.

Sky sports junior’s. Yes not content with filling the schedule with screeching women pundits and commentators.

Let’s have 4 children presenting,interviewing and commentating.
What football supporter wouldn’t want that.

And then the kicker. Must be 3 million kids between the age of 10 to 14.

So who do sky come up with Naveed, Rishi, Delilah and Aman.
Now if it was sky cricket junior’s I would understand.

Well good news the program tanked and hopefully some cunts lost their jobs..

I’m just glad I get all sky programs for 45 quid a year.

Liverpool Echo Link.

Sly Sports Link.
(Additional link provided by our Football Correspondent, Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by : Barry zuckercunt

BBC News: Sound Of 2023: Nia Archives is ushering in a new era of jungle.

Hot on the heels of the Cuntstables nomination regarding the BBCs story of the black man somehow not being able to talk about his OCD, this belter was also on the site on the same day:

BBC News Link

The article itself is utterly irrelevant to me as I have zero interest, but what got me coiled up was simply the ‘jungle’ word in the header. Once again we see double standards of language in that its perfectly acceptable to use phrases and words on select sites regarding black folk that would land the rest of us a spell in a cell.

Can you imagine the outcry if any of us cunters went up to a black person and actually said to one ‘do you like jungle music?’ The cries of ‘wayyycist’ and the battle drums would start beating pretty damned quick and a hate or racist crime quickly allocated a case number against the poor innocent bastard that uttered it.

No wonder folk don’t know their arses from their elbows these days, its all contradiction unless you’re a fully paid up member of a few select segments of the RAL colour chart and shoulder chip club. Lets hope Lady Susan Hussey doesnt ask such an innocent question about ‘jungle’ because another slip up could yield her some very nasty results.

Nominated by: The Eternally Grumpy Cunt