BBC News Link.

There are certain moments in time when great leaders meet and change the course of history. Think of Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin at Yalta; Carter, Begin and Sadat at Camp David; Nixon and Mao; Reagan and Gorbachev.

So let’s give a double Bond villain cunting to these two giants of geopolitics, great statesmen each. Taking a break from shirtless bear wrestling (with its curious homoerotic undertones apparently lost on the Russkies) and assassinating his opponents, we have Tsar Vladimir the Great inviting 15-year-old, 28-stone Bruce Bogtrotter tribute act, Fatty Boom Boom of North Korea.

Trouble is, old Vodka-breath has let off so many of his fireworks trying the impress the neighbours that he’s running short of them. So up pops Spongebob Squarehead who’s got his own well-stocked box of fireworks and seems happy to swap some. But what does he want in return? Oil? Gas? A job lot of Russian fur hats, specially made perfectly cuboid just for him?

Whatever, I trust they enjoyed the banquet and Vlad managed to desist from sprinkling Novichok on Fatty’s favourite chien fricassé. Sure beats the bamboo shoots and snake shit his compatriots’ enjoy.

Honestly, have there ever been two bigger cunts in the entire history of the world?

Nominated by : Geordie Twatt

Freddie The Frog had this to say about the Korean porkmeister:

The only fat bastard in North Korea……because all the others are starving to death and live off rice and insects.
At least I used to think that but recently he’s been appearing in public with his 10/11 year old daughter ( nobody is quite sure how old she is ) Kim Ju-ae. She’s a right well fed chubby little cow as well.

She has a habit of squeezing his flabby cheeks and everyone goes…aaaaah, isn’t that cute. Then, off camera they tuck in to platefuls of McDonalds and KFC before torturing and murdering some skinny fucks who have been laughing at the fat fucking blobs. Get used to it, it’s coming here soon. You know it makes sense.

As usual I’m relying on my good friends to supply some photos of the corpulent pair. You could also supply one of his Mrs who’s a right horny bitch. Thanks.

NBC News Link. (Link provided by Cunt Admin)

Seriously, what the fuck? It’s known to be an aggressive breed – indeed, one of the most dangerous in the entirety of the UK – and let people in my little corner of Sheffield STILL let them roam off lead around children, the elderly and other vulnerable groups.

It would be one thing if it was a Labrador, but letting something which is effectively a Shitbull in all but name do that is extraordinarily irresponsible knowing the risks they pose. I know I have something of a reputation for not being a dog person but even so, that’s taking the piss.

Guardian

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt.

Then added to by none other than….OpinionatedCunt:

I would like to cunt the XL Bully – and the cunts who own/breed/defend it.

I’m sure we’ve all seen that horrifying video by now, but even absent what happened in Birmingham these odious mutts have been responsible for more than half of UK dog attacks since 2021. In addition to this, they have also been responsible for 6 out of 10 deaths according to the last full year figures. For all the idiotic guff about them being a ‘gentle giant’ and a ‘family breed’, the stats speak for themselves. And that’s without going into the fact that they contain a large amount of DNA from the already banned American Pitbull Terrier, and have been known to turn even on professional dog walkers and trained handlers.

Much as some people like to pretend otherwise, there are times where, to a large extent, it IS the breed, and this is the case with the XL Bully. They have no place in a civilised society and are a grave threat to humans, other dogs and several other animals, and need to be banned immediately as a matter of priority with all existing specimens being subject to compulsory neutering and muzzling.

Spectator Link.

 
I need to nominate Patrick Harvie, co-leader of the Scottish Green Party.

There is a by-election (should be bi-election) in Rutherglen and Hamilton West after the previous former SNP and Independent candidate was sacked for breaking Covid restrictions 3 fucking years ago.

Patrick Harvie was heckled during an interview by BBC Scotland because he’s a cunt. The BBC have not mentioned the name of the heckler, or even got him in the picture. I hope it was the Chief returning officer of South Lanarkshire Council.

For a professional politician who has never had a proper job, who is pro-independence, anti-car and wants to cause people to freeze to death by banning gas boilers. The man is not angry because of his status, but because of his political views which he and his party are trying to dictate to the people of Scotland.

In the 2017 election for Glasgow North Patrick Harvie came 4th. He is only an MSP by virtue of being the co-leader of The Green Party in Scotland. That is wrong.

I managed to nab this one quickly as Reporting Scotland on BBC iPlayer expires after 24 hours.

Youtube

Nominated by Anton Pillar.

Here we go again, another cunt, this time in the form of Wilf Emmanuel-Jones.

It’s the same old criticism at the time when England Women won the Euros, they were too fucking white.

This time Wilf looked at a picture of some of the England squad at the World Cup and declared they were all blue eyed blondes, I think he needs an eye test because out of the 7 in the picture, one was a mixed race and the goalkeeper has dark hair, but they don’t represent diverse Britain.

Well it’s fucking England not Britain but that aside it represents the best that England can turn out, not a diversity quota.

This will never end until all our sporting teams are just like the women’s sprint relay squad, all fucking black, but where are the Muslims. Aren’t there more Muslims in the UK than blacks?

What an absolute cunt.

Daily Fail Link.

Nominated by : Sick of it

Reported today in the Daily Mail 21/08/2023 7am. A shooting, an armed attack injuring at least 4 people at the “Kabaddi Grounds” in Derbyshire. As competing Asian Enricher’s did battle. Reporting from the scene the Panjab Broadcasting Channel ( yes there is one ) stated that swords and firearms were used.

Police reinforcements ( most armed ) attended the scene. I understand that NO Camels or GOATS were injured in the melee.

My cunting is this. The photos shown in the Mail could have been taken anywhere in Pakistan. We have effectively allowed into our country a 3rd world army who have acquired sufficient numbers to change culture and society.

FFS Kabbadi Grounds, Panjab Broadcasting Service, Swords, Guns!!!

And meanwhile our Government sleeps.

Daily Fail Link. (Link provided by Jeezum Priest)

Mirror Link.
Express Link.
(Additional links provided by our Medieval Correspondent, Night Admin because the headlines are funnier – NA)

Nominated by : Trebecular