This latest fucking ‘fashion’ of pushing your way onto a main road from a side road, house or business.

This really boils my piss………cunts that simply cannot wait for a break in the traffic, and as you approach they creep out from the side road or wherever they are, then block the fucking road so you HAVE to stop in your tracks and let them out in front of you. Since when does the traffic on the road someone is JOINING have to give way to you, you cunt??

https://www.highwaycodeuk.co.uk/road-junctions.html

From the link:

‘look all around before emerging. Do not cross or join a road until there is a gap large enough for you to do so safely’

Nowhere does it say, just pull out and the cunts will have to stop for you!

This may just be a South East thing as we are fucking chokka down here with all sorts of shits…which means more cars on the road, but still it doesn’t make it right

Nominated by : Chuff Chugger

Cunts come in all shapes and sizes, and with any amount of objectionable attributes. Earlier I had the misfortune to encounter two of the common or garden variety (whom I’ll label ‘Little Miss Selfish’ and ‘Mr Angry’) within the space of a couple of minutes when gardening. Allow me to elaborate.

Our front garden faces onto a narrow suburban road. On the opposite side from us, somebody had parked a bloody great Toyota. As I was finishing up, up comes a little old wifey in her car, and parks on our side, virtually opposite to the Toyota. Little Miss Selfish then gets out, locks the car, and starts up the road. ‘Erm, excuse me’, says I, ‘you’ve blocked the road’, at which point she inexplicably raises her arm and says ‘you should have my poor arm’ (don’t ask me what that had to do with anything). ‘Well it can’t be that bad if you can drive’ says I, ‘can’t you move along a bit?’. At which point she mutters something about ‘they can get through alright’ and shuffles off.

Ffs, you don’t need to be Nostrodamus to guess what happened next. Along comes a second cunt who sees that he can’t get through, and promptly leans on his horn for half a minute before leaping out and heading straight for me. ‘That your fucking car?’ he bawls, ‘ you need to fucking shift it!’. ‘Nope’ says I, ‘and before you ask, I don’t who owns the Toyota either’. ‘But it’s blocking the road!’ he rages. ‘No shit’ says I, ‘what do you expect me to do about it?’. ‘Well it’s outside your house, you should phone the police’ replies Einstein. ‘Good idea’ says I, ‘I’m sure they’ll come within the next week and tow it’.

By this time I’d had enough, so gathering up my stuff, I headed through our side gate and around into our back garden, leaving Mr Angry opening and closing his gob like a goldfish. So there you have it; two prime specimens of the genus ‘cuntus vulgaris’ in rapid succession. Some mothers don’t ‘alf ‘ave ’em, and the rest of us have to put up with the fact. Cunts.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

Wales Online News Link.

A nomination for cunts with no future and no prospects who keep on banging out kids while at the same time waiting for the next hand out and then moaning about it.
Normally its free loading illegal immigrants who do shit like this, but now and then its Brits, assuming the pretentious names [see above] or they are imports in which case you can understand the names.

Anyway im getting side tracked, so on with the cunting, this fucker has had to give up his job because he has that many brats he spends all day driving the feral pack around, and the cunt has another fucker on the way and they all have faces like smacked arses because they are dissatisfied with their accommodation [ no doubt free ] since they were evicted.

So i have some suggestions, rather than fucking that dragon get a job,buy some condoms and dont have anymore kids you cunt, she must have a snatch like the top end of a wellington boot by now, so it cant be fun, for the wife you can drive the brats while he works and keep your legs together you and dont shit anymore kids into your fucked up world and suspect others to support them.

Once the oldest one is old enough she can look after your brood so you can also get a fucking job, your not a fucking Termite Queen, you cant afford the ones you have, you have no right to expect a life on the tax payers you sponging cunts and the shallow end of the gene poll dosnt need anymore topping up, so no sympathy for this pack of sponging cunts, your lucky you have a place to stay all things considered, shut the fuck up.

Maybe a free loaders exchange program is what we need in this country, bus load of cunts from the Sudan, we will take them, but you have to have these free loading cunts, and they want better accommodation, near a restaurant, with a pool……..what do you mean you would rather keep your cunts, maybe we try Ishittistan, i hear Shammishitta Begone wants to swap with someone…..

Nominated by : Fuglyucker

There is a lot to dislike about hipsters. First off, they look like total cunts.

Their ridiculous lumberjack beards* or some Poirot inspired retro mustache usually teamed up with a fucking top knot, knitted beanie or maybe a City gents bowler hat and black rimmed glasses that they don’t need. Skinny jeans and a Victorian smoking jacket with matching fob watch is a must.

Then there is the interest in obscure films and music. Nothing wrong with that, probably better than some of the mainstream shite they flood the market with but its the aloofness and cliquey in-jokes that the plebs are missing out on the nuances of Congolese folk and 1920’s Luxembourgian jazz fusion or Finnish film noir thrillers.

Most look like they need a good meal because they don’t put in a hard days graft for a living. Sorry Jonty, busking on the accordion outside the tube station doesn’t count. They love anything artisan or better still served in a jam jar, beer, cereal…these cunts aren’t fussy. And pop-up food trucks serving kimchi dumplings? You cant move for bellends on penny farthings and fixie bikes.

Hipsters? They need beating with their retro Gameboys.

Ironically of course.

* Not to be confused with the non-hipsters of the Beard Appreciation Society – Stockport chapter.

https://ninjajournalist.com/entertainment/ridiculous-hipsters-tb/3/

Nominated by : Liberal Liquidator

The Theatre Royal Stratford East is urging white people not to attend a black themed play so that there can be a safe, private space for an ‘all black-identifying audience’ which will be ‘free from the white gaze’

MSN Link.

I expect Lammy and that hideous racist Shola Mos Arrogant Loudmouth have already booked their tickets.

The play didn’t exactly go down a bomb in the US, but I’m sure the Guardian and Indy will be wetting their knickers over it.

What better way to eradicate bigotry and division than by creating more of the same?

Nominated by : mystic maven