A woe is me cunting for these burnt out politicians who are feeling the strain of fucking this country so far up it would be impossible to fix it without recourse to an armed struggle.

Lets take a look shall we at their working conditions shall we? Just under £85,000 pounds a year, risible expenses claims, hiring family members on a bloody good annual salary. Subsidised food and drink. Need II go on?

The only sad thing is not one of these cunts has thrown a double six and topped themselves. Fucking useless bastards.

Daily Fail Link.

Nominated by : CuntyMort

(From a legal note: we wouldn’t wish suicide on any of our democratically elected representatives. – Day Admin)

What to do on the hottest day of the year? A good time to take an evening prowl down Brighton Beach to spot the lights. Usually a few signals to/from the illegals dinghies (Brighton is proudly Immigrant Friendly) or a drugs haul coming ashore (Brighton is proudly Drugs Friendly) or a few ID flashes from LGBT+- groups (Brighton is proudly…). Failing that the fiery glow of red hot pebbles from fading hippie fires (try not to step on the spaced out cunts or the hippy shit). Add to that the flickering firmament of mobile phones as far as the eye can see and there is no time to gaze upon natural wonders like the Super Moon (very prominent down here) reflecting in the sea let alone the stars above.

I know boring boring Sir Limply is on the piss again. Maudlin drunk. But fuck me there are bright searchlights springing up all over. A new phenomenon which on investigation turn out to be Brighton Beach trendies setting up their smartphones on tripods with ring lights and microphones (all available in the Pound Shop).

In short this weird breed of work shy cunts that call themselves “Influencers”. A non title for a non job. Fat slags with enhanced lips like chimps fannies flogging their on trend beauty tips online to other fat slags with….Not to forget their allegedly male counter parts with their skinny suits abd fluorescent white teeth.

Feast your eyes on the little tableau above I snapped at the groyne beside the pier. Pictures speak louder than words.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

This utterly, utterly gutless, cowardly government announced yesterday (6th September) that their review of sickness benefit provision has now been put on hold until after the next general election, probably in 2025.

The official reason for the delay is the complicated consultation work involved, changes to existing regulations and training of health accessors among many other obfuscations.

The current spend on sickness benefits will cost the taxpayer £26 billion this year alone, which is £6 billion more than before the pandemic in real terms, according to the Institute of Fiscal Studies.

The government’s own Office for Budget Responsibility, calculates that 1 in 8 people of working age will be claiming sickness benefit by 2027 at a mind-blowing cost of £77 billion in real terms.

According to stats, there are at least 2.5m on long-term sick, and this will rise over the coming years with the inclusion of mental health issues.

The government are keen to crack down on “suspect” claimants but are too nervous to upset intuitions such as Sense, along with financial backers of the party.

Tory backbenches admit that in all likelihood Labour will become the next government, and therefore it seems pointless implementing a crackdown if its going to be overturned by a more sympathetic Labour party.

But the real issue here is a kick in the balls yet again for the taxpayer who go to work, do a day’s graft, come home knackered and then find in their pay slip deductions for income tax and NICs, some of which is handed over to the feckless cunt over the road who has never done a day’s work but knows how to play the system and is laughing at you!

It is also unfair on the legitimate cases where people are truly sick/incapacitated and are keen to work but for whatever reason cannot. But at the same time can barely manage on the sickness benefits they currently receive. If the government could find some balls and weed out the scumbags and save a few billion some of that could go to these guys who are in desperate need.

But typically the government equivocate even though this problem has been know for years. All too late now though, and Labour just can’t wait to plant some more money trees for the Taxpayer to keep topped up!

MSN Link. (Link fixed by our resident benefits cheat, Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by : Technocunt

Wales Online Link.

Well that’s Wales ground to a near halt cunting for the 20mph speed limit and that cunt Mark Drakeford.

Now we have 30mph signs everywhere, people driving at 20mph everywhere even on 40,50,60mph roads, cars driving around in 2nd gear with cold catalysts, all journeys taking longer and all in the name of less emmisions, who the fuck does the homework on these things.

We reckon the little clown that is Drakeford is Trying to turn Wales into the cycling capitol of the world, I shudder to think what this cunt is going to think up next….

Nominated by : Fuglyucker

Steaming into second gear with another rant is…..Fuglyucker:

Mark Drakeford and his 20mph idea is a complete cunt.

Day 2 of the new 20 mph rule and its complete fucking carnage, 15 mph on main roads, backed up traffic as far as the eye can see, buses queuing, multiple cars jumping red lights. people doing 20 on 50mph roads.

It took 15 extra minutes to do 7 miles and when we finally got into work we had a waste oil truck waiting to collect our waste oil and he said he only managed to cover 2 thirds of his round yesterday.

Cars sat idling with cold catalysts, just using fuel and ironically not helping the environment one little bit..
So then Drakeford ya cock, whos fucking idea was this, who did the fucking research, how much has this cost and is going to cost to reverse, this dozy little Welsh hobbit has single highhandedly brought Wales to a near standstill and not for the first time.

The only thing he has motivated me to do is vote against him in the next election, i wasn’t going to bother, because i see one group of cunts as no better than the other, but i think Drakesfords 20 is the number of nails required to nail down the lid of this little turds coffin, once and for all, he has single handedly united Wales quicker that Owain Glydwr ever did.

Lets hope the pathetic little weasel is voted out ASAP and this unfunny 20 mph joke is scrapped……
Useless whinging cunt, fuck offf

Another helping of this Welsh twat with the IQ of a daffy from Dirty Harriet below.

A massive cunting for Mark Drakeford and his 20mph law, nobody would argue that this is a good idea outside schools, hospitals, parks, but apart from these areas once again no homework or research has been done for how this will impact many road users.

Lorry drivers who are on a Tacho, it will take longer to get deliveries done.
Haulage drivers with livestock, cattle, sheep, pigs etc will suffer.
Delivery drivers, DPD, Fed Ex etc won’t get an many deliveries done in a day.
Van drivers for motor factors & main Dealerships will take longer to deliver the parts to garages.
Learner drivers won’t get as much for their hour lesson.
Carers will take longer to get to their patients & won’t be able to get to as many in a day.
Midwives will take longer to get around.
Doctors on call will take longer to get to their patients.
Blood bank driver’s will they be exempt from the 20mph?
Organ carriers will they be exempt from the 20mph?
Vets will they be exempt from the 20mph when on emergency calls?
AA/RAC/Recovery trucks will take longer to get to breakdowns.
Meals on wheels will take longer to get around.
Bus rides will take longer to get to destinations.
Journey times to & from work for everyone will take longer.
But, Taxi drivers will be able to milk their customer’s.
Can’t think of anyone else
So Mark Drakeford you are an Uber cunt. Why do driver’s have to be targeted when pedestrians don’t know how to cross the road, simple, look right, look left & look right again & keep looking whilst crossing, without looking at your phone with headphones on, I learnt from Tufty (the squirrel) & I am still here
With a petition of 171,000 signatures so far hopefully this law will be abolished.

WARNING: It’s only allegations at this point, nothing proven so comment appropriately – NA.

I’m going to get this one in fast as the allegations are now flying that Russell might be a bit rapey.

Well, no shit Sherlock. Apart from most of his 2000+ conquests mostly being brasses, the unfunny, self righteous commie cunt of zero morals may (or may not) have overstepped the mark when little Russell was telling Russell’s top brain what to do

Telling the world that you’re a self proclaimed sex addict isn’t going to stand up in court either. So fuck you Russell.

Can’t wait for the lefty cunt to be torn to shreds by the same people who worship him as some kind of Messiah. Bwa ha ha haaa!

He’s not the Messiah. He’s a very naughty smackhead.

Sly News Link. (Link ironically provided by Minge Juice Bottler)

Nominated by : Odin

Additional thoughtful commentary from Miles Plastic:

Fame

‘am gonna live forever, am gonna learn how to fly HIGH!’

I suppose (like we all did) Russell Brand dreamt of being famous when young.
Maybe a pop star or becoming a footballer or being a film star.
Well it all came true for Russell Brand.
He got what he wanted.
He was on the telly and the radio. Beautiful wife with Katy Perry.
His name up in lights

‘everybody remember my name’.
Yes Russell’s brand has taken a huge hit. His name.

Now everyone WILL remember his name but for the wrong reasons.

I blame Fame. Not all of course but this modern Fame where people become famous overnight, they haven’t done anything, just blinded by it all. And (if I was honest) I was given that opportunity when I was young sex and drugs I would have lost myself in it I know.

My instinct with him that he wouldn’t have been as reckless if he hadn’t found the Fame.