I’m sure that many on here share my view that immigration has contributed greatly to diversity and cultural enrichment in the UK. As a shining example of the benefits bestowed upon us, allow me to present one Pascal Jombla.

In 2022 Mr Jambalaya dragged a woman into his home in Hackney, where he beat her up before raping her. She only managed to escape when he fell asleep, and she was hospitalised with numerous injuries, including a fractured back.

For this stirring contribution to the nation’s well-being, Mr Jambawamba has been rewarded with an extended all-inclusive holiday at one of HM’s five-star hotels. It is possible that at some point, he will accidently fall down several flights of steps, hastening him into the bosom of the Lord, there to receive his beautiful reward. Possible, but not probable. Nevertheless, for his sake, we must all hope.

Evening Standard Link.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

This piece of shit raped and murdered two fifteen year old girls in the 80s and was released in September 2021. He was quickly banged up again because he was hanging around schools and trying to chat up young girls in the park. (rather like a certain protected demographic in this country)

So now the Parole Board have decided to release this cunt once again. Oh , he’s perfectly rehabilitated obviously. The Lord Chancellor, whoever that cunt is, has asked them to “reconsider their decision”.

Fuck reconsider their decision!! Let’s have Pitchfork living next door to these Parole Board wankers or this Lord Chancellor fuckwit. Oh no….that only happens to trash like us. We don’t count, our children and grandchildren don’t count. Just suck it up you fucking peasants.

Sly News Link.
(No link Freddie, tut tut, so I magnanimously provided one – NA)

Nominated by : Freddie the Frog

Coming home from work this afternoon round the M25 ” yes it’s a cunt of a road normally”

Traffic really slow, its then I notice minimal traffic on the opposite carriageway. FUCKING RUBBERNECKERS.

25 minutes crawling along so braindead turds can gawp at damaged vehicles.

I don’t know what people are hoping to see. 9 times out of 10 it’s just a procession of pricks rear-ending each other.
A bit like after this morning ends. (I see what you did there. Well played – NA)

So to all rubberneckers if you want to witness a accident, look in the mirror you gormless cunt.

https://youtu.be/sS3BVVK9V-A

Nominated by : Barry zuckercunt

Apparently our Gary is heading to Rome on Wednesday ( 24th May) to receive an award from leftie globalists Amnesty International for “ being a staunch advocate for the rights of refugees and migrants.”

Good old Gary eh? It must be a hard life being a multi millionaire crying about scrounging foreign cunts you will never meet on Twitter. His self sacrifice brings tears to my eyes, it really does. Thank the Lord we have one of ours up there with Sparkletits and Saint Greta fighting for the rights of the poor and dispossessed. No doubt when he returns from Rome on his private jet he can inform us dimmos about the plight of the fucking Polar bears.

CUNT!

Can one of my good friends ( pretend they are anyway) provide a link please?
(I found a link for you, Freddie – NA)

Telegraph Link.

Nominated by : Freddie the Frog

This has annoyed me for bloody years and years but it only just occurred to me to cunt it. I freely admit that I am easily annoyed by other people. However, by way of compensating for this, I try not to be socially disgusting or annoying.

When I sneeze, I hold it in as much as possible so I just twitch and make a sort of flat grunt when it comes out. I think this is being considerate to others, although it does feel like my eyes are going to fall out sometimes. It probably spreads less germs as well, when done like this.

By contrast, I seem to be surrounded by cunts who make a full-on production of it, making it as loud as possible, sometimes unbelievably loud, and flailing their arms about whilst doing it, “AAAAA-CHOOOOOOO!!!!” and all that fucking shit. It seems to be popular with fat cunts and those cunts who think they should have been a comedian, but success has strangely evaded them.

It’s never just once either, you get three or four in a row, then just when you think it’s OK to come out from under the table, they let rip with another one. I swear I am going to deck the next cunt that does this right behind me, thankfully I don’t have a weak heart.

Maybe it is all the “bless you” cobblers that they enjoy, they do say any attention is better than none.

Nominated by : Mary Hinge