This is who won. And who came second.

https://twitter.com/instablog9ja/status/1678117142942580738

The one who came second? Truly what a beauty. The one who came first. Well really?! She doesn’t look a classical beauty at all.
That’s because she’s a man.

Next stop for Miss Netherlands the The Miss Universe Contest. Wow a man could win Miss Universe.

Miss World comes to mind from days of yore.

I bet if George Best was alive today and still pulling he WOULD actually ‘kick (Miss Netherlands) out of bed’.

Remember the protest at the Miss World competition all those years ago and Bob Hope getting angry…well the women protestors were protesting at the demeaning objectification of women.
Why wasn’t there protests at this competition?

She really is a Beauty the one who came Second.

Yes I think it is perfectly legitimate to have beauty contests.

Yes womanly beauty. You simply cannot fake it. The delicacy of the jaw line. The winner’s jawline is masculine no matter which way you look at it. Her arms aren’t right. Nor his/her chest. Upper chest. It’s bony. Also ‘she’ is showing a ‘bit o’ leg’. But it’s not a lovely long shapely leg that a beautiful woman has. It’s hard and er…not shapely.

I think I’m falling for this second woman. I’d love to be up close with her right now and and feel her soft curvaceous figure burying my head in her luscious…

Hold yourself together lad.

I must calm myself down by thinking of Ann Widdecombe or Margaret Thatcher.

No all I need to do is think of Miss Netherlands-

https://twitter.com/OliLondonTV/status/1678400946374602754

Nominated by : Miles Plastic

I have been Android up until about a month ago. Because of my line of work in home tech and 99.8% of my clients having Apple phones, I had little choice. FaceTime is necessary on occasion and I need to know what they are experiencing on their devices so I need one like theirs. Anyway, after a month getting used to it, I am underwhelmed.

It’s my belief that nearly all iphone users have always been and don’t know what they are missing. It’s not anything huge that’s the issue but a number of little things that bug me. I need more taps to get what I want where before it was smoother.

My last phone was $350 and did a wonderful job for 3 1/2 years. This one was $1100 and was no longer an option. My wife switched a year or so ago and loves it. Everyone told me I would love it. I feel like a sell out but oh well. FaceTime is a great option I must say.

The biggest complaint I have is how it keeps making my screen brighter on its own. I can’t just set and forget.

I won’t go into more detail but I’d like to hear input from fellow cunters who may have experience with both iOS and android.

I think a mid level Samsung is all I would ever need but alas we must adjust as needed to best serve those who pay good money for our services.

Nominated by : Meat Curtains

Single mother of five expresses outrage at the cost of a school trip abroad.

Daily Fail Link.

So there she is, all lips and tits, giving out about a proposed overseas trip.
Made sure she was photographed in the best possible way, and didn’t fail to mention her business.

Well done. You’ve had your Warhol moment, now fuck off, spare us your bleating and moaning, oh and I hope your lad isn’t too embarrassed about his Mum getting her tits oot fer the lads!

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Now I’ve seen everything.

From some deluded twat in Japan, who spent £1000’s on a Lassie dog costume, to some gimboid whose turned her face into a scary mask by tattooing it over and over, and strangely enough has been banned from her local pub and school, can’t get a job, I wonder why?

Shopping Link.

Then, this. Fucking hell. A pet bed for humans. How low can you go?

Don’t know about you lot, but I just flake on the sofa, that’s the proper place to rest your eyes after lunch, not a fucking pet bed on the floor.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

We just moved! No, it did not go well but that’s a different cunting for a different day.

At our new house we signed up for 1 Gbps internet. Never had that speed before so that was pretty exciting. I thought I was a bit flash with 500 Mbps at our old place, but 1G!!! Well, aren’t I just the most dandy cunt on the block now? Well I would be if I could actually get 1G. Speed tests showed I was getting upper 300s at best. So less than half of what I’m paying for. Time to summon a tech from the ISP (Internet Service Provider) and give them a good kicking. That went well.

The piece of sand dwelling shit that showed up had all the gizmos to measure this and diagnose that, but claimed he wasn’t technical when I started to quiz him on networking stuff. Hmmm. Well, according to him we’re getting about 980 Mbps coming into the house. Which means my wireless router is the bottleneck. Like fuck it is, thought I. It’s spec is up to 1 Gbps, so matey boy has got to be wrong. Turns out he wasn’t. Bollocks!

Bought a new wireless router. Take a note of this: TP-Link AX10000. This fucking thing is the embodiment of evil whose sole purpose in life is to waste days of your time. Meanwhile, TP-Link’s 24×7 online chat support is fucking useless. Staffed by a bunch of guptas who obviously have never seen fire, a wheel or running water before, let alone a fucking wireless router.

I’ll spare you all the excruciating details and cut to the chase. Wireless devices like mobile ‘phones and our Rokus all connected to the wireless network no problem. Our computers on the other hand could not. The same computers which were hard wired into my network could not access the wireless network. TP-Link support could not explain why.

When setting up DHCP (the mechanism whereby a specific device is given a specific IP address), I spent over 2 hours typing in the details of almost 60 devices, one at a time. Why is there not a quick and easy method to configure DHCP from a file? While “diagnosing” the computer wireless issue, one gupta said I needed to do a hard reset on the AX-10000 to restore factory settings and try again. Yeah and wipe out over 2 hours work. Nice try. Have another dog shit chapati you cunt.

I eventually figured out the computer wireless issue on my own, only to run into the next show stopping problem. Computers connected to the same network and hard wired into the same network switch could not communicate with each other. That is insane – it’s what a network switch is supposed to do! I first noticed this when I wanted to RDP (remote desktop) from one computer to another. Windows told me to fuck off. So I tried to ping the other computer. I got “request timed out” and 100% packet loss. Which is ping’s way of saying “I have no idea what you are trying to see”. The best part was the hard wired computers could ping wireless devices, but could not ping other hard wired computers. Again, that is insane.

All of this was working perfectly with my old router in play, so this TP-Link piece of shit is somehow preventing basic low level networking capability. Forty-five fucking minutes online chat with another gupta from the dark ages before it admitted it knew shit all and would have to escalate to a “senior engineer”. What’s that then? Some other cretin who’s been there 10 minutes longer than you? Oh do fuck off.

Shortly thereafter the AX-10000 was back in its box ready to start its journey back to Bastard Amazon and my old router was once again performing perfectly, albeit at half the speed it should. Should have got another Netgear router. Lesson learned.

Nominated by : Imitation Yank