“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s arts and media correspondent Ron Knee reporting.
Today I’m joined by legend in his own head Stephen Fry, who’s once again been giving the world the benefit of his views on Brexit. I see that you recently termed Brexit ‘a clown car crash’ on the BBC, Mr Fry”.
“Well, as GK Chesterton once said, ‘one sees great things from the valley; only small things from the peak’ “.
“Sorry? What’s that supposed to mean?”.
“Ah well you see *condescending smirk* I do so love to throw in a quote from Chesterton, and I do see great things!”.
“Yes of course; it all adds to that air of preening pseudo-intellectualism that you try so hard to generate around yourself. But on to the subject of Brexit…”.
“Yah. As I told that horrid Kuenssberg creature, Brexit is a catastrophe, and everybody knows it, deep in their bones. Certainly the rest of the world knows it”.
“Really? Many of our followers would disagree, I’m sure, and they won’t be alone. On what do you actually base these wide-ranging assertions? Can you offer some empirical evidence, facts and figures, to support your claims?”.
“Ah dear boy *irritating snigger* there’s no need for that. It’s what Benjamin Franklin would have referred to as ‘a truth we hold to be self evident’ don’cha know”.
“Well pardon me ‘dear boy’, but I and very many others don’t take your statement as a self evident truth, or anything like. Indeed, it was the democratic will of the people to give the elbow to the bloated, suffocating plutocracy that is the EU. So I repeat; back up your waffling claim that Brexit is ‘a catastrophe’ with some hard evidence”.
“Bah. I’m not going to bandy words on the subject with someone who is so clearly my intellectual inferior. If you and the moronic majority cannot grasp the blindly obvious fact that membership bestowed a multitude of benefits on Britain, and that leaving was a disaster, I’ll waste no more time and bid you good day sir!” *storms off in a huff*
“So there you have it cunters. When challenged to shit or get off the pot, Mr Fry did indeed prove to be constipated, and like Elvis, has now left the building. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you Brexiteering morons to the studio”.
Nominated by : Ron Knee
And mere minutes later, seconded by Captain Magnanimous:
Stephen Fry is a cunt, isn’t he.
I’m sick of this conceited, chubby cock-womble, always sniffing about looking for the next gobble. He’s like an hugely overweight child dressed as a sailor attempting to impress his elderly parents by reciting some shite Gilbert & Sullivan ditty in Latin.
He continually pretends to be clever, intellectual, and witty despite having all his work written for him. He used to pompously explain the answers on that dreary quiz show, which wasn’t difficult when you reading them. The last decent thing he did was Jeeves and that was thirty years ago.
Now he’s having a pop at our leaving the wretched EU, calling it a catastrophe. Aww diddums, can’t you fly so easily over to Italy anymore for some buckets of tagliatelle and being penetrated by Euro furrywinkles?
Other gaylebrities like Elton John and Mandy Mandelson have remoaned about Brexit Why do the poo-pushers seem to love the Reich so much?
Shut the fuck up Fry, you portentous, haughty, dick-snaffling queerhawk.