What is a Strapline?

Every company and its dog now appears to have/need a strapline.

How did it get like this?

Even a one-man operation window cleaner now must have a fucking strapline.

However, I`m in two minds about this nom as I only want to target the massive corporate inane straplines – you know the ones (hit the link above), and I`m sure you cunters can come up with some more `appropriate` phrases for most of them.

But they can also be rather clever and funny.

A few years back I remember there was an estate agents office on a street. Then one day a strapline appeared under the company name: “We Sell Houses”

Now, I don`t know if they were trying to be deliberately funny or if they`d brainstormed the marketing to such a degree that in the end they simply imploded and said `Aye, that`ll do.`

Anyway, a few weeks later the butcher’s, next door, put up a new sign under their shop name: I Sell Meat.

Which was funny.

Now, I could go on to the far end of a fart with this, suffice to say that the best strapline I`ve ever seen was on the side of a builder`s van …
Patel and Singh | Builders: “You`ve tried the Cowboys – Now Try The Indians” …
Toyota Owners

Of course, this now begs the question, ADMINS, what`s this site`s strapline?

Perhaps you can open the floor to us cunters and have a competition with prize(s)?(Vorsprung Durch Fackoff! – Day Admin)

I`ll start the ball rolling…

“ISAC – Because There`ll Always Be Cunts”.

Nominated by: Sam Beau

Did this really happen?

Wales earn the wooden spoon, beaten at home by the Wops? What has become of the team of Alan Wyn Jones and Gareth Edwards, Barry John and Gerald Davies, Phil Bennett and JPR?

Surely the worst Welsh rugby team ever.

YouTube

INews

BBC News

Nominated by: Geordie Twatt

This weekend a section of the worlds largest carpark, the M25 was to be closed for roadworks..

A section between junctions 10 and 11..
These works had been scheduled for weeks.

So low and behold, cue the wailing and bedwetting, the moment its closed.
With reports of people stockpiling food..
“Mostly fatties I imagine”

One women moaning that she cares for her mother who lives in the next village .
So maybe stay with her or vice versa..
No that won’t get your stupid face in the tabloids..

What is it with people in this country, that the smallest thing turn them into quivering jellies..

Maybe do something that doesn’t involve your car, might I recommend suicide?
You can use your car for that..

Sky News

Nominated by: Barry zuckercunt

We all know the types. Around 20 – 30, never been told they’re wrong and identify as a “strong, independent woman” in and out of the workplace.

The problem being, most of them are fucking useless on the job and will take any criticism from a bloke (you know, a real one with a cock and balls) as being misogynistic. No, love, you’re just making my life difficult by being shitehouse at what you do, and forcing me to step in before you cause even more of a mess.

Here’s an idea. Instead of gobbing off about men and your career to all and sundry, focus on the basics of doing things properly. Then perhaps people won’t take umbrage to your abrasive, entitled attitude.

You can guarantee that these “confident young woman” types will still need a geezer (again, a proper one with a cock and balls) to open a jar, too.

The Guardian

Nominated by: Cuntis_Cuntis

(There will be three nominations for today and Sunday, 7am, 11am and 3pm. Thanks.  – Day Admin)

(Some of the innocent, peaceful victims apparently – Day Admin)

5th column stuff – the stuff of treason.

Fortunately for us (in what was once God`s Green and Pleasant Land), we have a number of highly skilled people trying to do their jobs (clandestinely) out in some of the most disgusting, sub-human, filth-filled crevices on the planet: Take your pick, you know the places. They`re there for a reason – mostly to insulate us from and stifle the jealousy of the heathen. Then you get the odd report like this …

BBC News

Daily Wail

If anyone doubts that, what was once our decent way of life, hasn’t already been infested with Commies | Islamists | Race Baiters | … (delete as appropriate) then this is just another strand of proof.

There are some stories that should never be told for the sake of what`s left of our dignity.

Nominated by: Sam Beau