It is Sunday afternoon. A portly old fucker, in late middle age can be seen ripping off Kim Leadbetter’s jockstrap after this weeks walking football match for old fogies and with much huffing, puffing and farting he dashe off to the meeja and gives one of his outraged diatribes about one of his favourite topics.Not tranny rights (or lefts) this time, no this is MUCH more serious. VERY serious indeed. It’s Dame Kweer and he is talking about Islamophobia:

Keir Starmer accuses ‘weak’ Rishi Sunak of harbouring ‘extremists’ in his party

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You have to grant it to the old wankstain – he has chutzpah!. Extremists in the Conservative Party (well, one anyway. allegedl) , when he has any number of antiSemites, Islam worshipping lesbos and fags, whom he seems to be deaf and dumb to, due his innate cowardice.

Kweer Starmer was jumping on the “Islamaphobia” bandwagon yesterday, but he might overplay his hand. He clearly doesn’t realise that it is traditional Labour voters who have to put up with the Islamification of places like East London and though they might be too scared to say so, agree with Lee Anderson, and if Labour bring in their “anti Islam” laws they might well lose a large number of voters. I still don’t think he will get the landslide he is expecting, which is just as well. I think people see him for the mouth and trousers fake he is.

Of course, things might change, and if, by next week, the public have the balls to realise what Mr Anderson was saying is demonstrably true, Auntie Kweer might well change his mind again. I won’t gold my breath though. Islam is Labour’s latest “victim”

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Nominated by W C Boggs.

Bonds are an Australian underwear giant which include brands like Jockey and Champion in their mix. Yeah, never heard of Bonds until the other day. Having looked at their website, some of their underwear is horrible and wearing it would make me feel like Nora Batty.

Why is this company of interest you ask? Well, apart from being another company in a long line of companies banging on about sustainability and inclusivity, Bonds’ inclusivity schtick includes a ‘gender free’ underwear section on their website which showcases males and females wearing the same garments.

This does not offend me, in fact the models sporting their gender free garments verge on the amusing. I don’t think I’m supposed to laugh though. Bonds only came to my attention because of their latest underwear for Pride campaign which caused a backlash which was reported in the media, so I thought I’d do some reading about them. (Below is a link from The Metro, who couldn’t understand why there was a backlash.)

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Here’s the thing, at last. Bonds support a transgender charity for children called ‘minus 18′. Yes a multi-million dollar business just have to support this particular thing, thereby completing their woke marketing trifecta of sustainability, inclusivity and trans. Helping the homeless or giving to cancer is so yesterday.

If you want to bag yourself some ugly underwear and think this charity is brilliant, fear not, you can make a donation to the charity on Bonds’ check out, how convenient!

Minus 18

Nominated by: Cuntologist

 
Oh lordy, will all this wokery never end?

The BBFC has become the latest organisation to wet the bed and fall over itself in a pathetic effort to appease professional offence takers. What’s it done then? Taken a stand against orgies of violence and sex on screen? Er, no. The BBFC has (wait for it) decided that its certification for the 1964 classic ‘Mary Poppins’ must be revised from ‘U’ to ‘PG’, because of *gasp* two uses of ‘racially discriminatory’ language.

I’m sure the matter is scorched into the psyche of cunters everywhere. I well remember swooning with shock as I watched the scene where the sweeps dance on the rooftop. From nearby, the batty character ‘Admiral Boom’ yells ‘we’re being attacked by Hottentots!’ before firing fireworks at them. ‘Hottentots’, as I’m sure every shocked viewer is aware, has been added to the ever-increasing list of words deemed offensive by some busybody or other.

But why stop there? After all, the chimney sweeps were ‘blacked up’. Disney should be censured for this inflammatory imagery. And what about Dick van Dyke’s insult
to native Londoners with his disgraceful racist mockery of their accent? I’m grossly offended by this crude and shameful caricature. Should he apologise? ‘Indoobitubly, Bary Boppins’.

Oh dear. I’m so overcome that I think I’ve peed my pants.

Scotsman

Nominated by Ron Knee with a second dose of sugar/shit on a spoon from Chuff Chugger below.

I second this on the basis only the very active ‘woke’ community who actively go out their way to look for this sort of thing would know what that word meant. I mean, I am a 60 year old bloke and never heard of it….and took no notice of it either when i would have been of the age group it was intended for when I first saw the film. when you are 8 years old so so there are a lot of words you don’t know the meaning of, but it didn’t detract from the enjoyment of the film and neither did I instantly become a racist because of some of those words.

I am very much looking forward to several traditional plays from Shakespeare being censored or ‘revised’ in due course due to the use of now defunct words.

I must also add, whilst watching that episode of top gear where they built a bridge over the river kwai? and used the word ‘slope’, I had never heard of that as a derogatory term to our slitty eyed friends, and I only became aware of its meaning in the context they subliminally meant AFTER they were told to apologise. and I don’t think I’m that uneducated.

Capital I Chuff Chugger capital I C.A.

Vaughn Gething is a cunt, turns out out VG is just as dirty as the rest of the cunts in the Welsh government, allegedly.

This environmental drum banging, conniving, piece of monkey shit has been caught out accepting a 200k donation from another bottom feeding cunt from Cardiff who has single-handedly done more environmental damage than fucking Saddam Hussain.

VG also is only willing to talk about the 20mph and farmer fuck ups that that wizened old fuck Drakefuck has caused, so that means no change to policy.

Not just that how can Wales have another totally useless cunt, accepting bribes, I mean donations while making up rules to fuck up the country, all while acting like a reincarnated black Jesus.

So no, no, no VG, fuck off you money grabbing cunt, the only thing you could have done to get the people on your side you didn’t do. So another bent politician, allegedly, just what Wales needs, another shit spouting cunt….

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Nominated by: Fuglyucker

(Am just waiting for the race card to be pulled out! – Day Admin)

Not the most important of noms but it tweaked my nipples.

Advert for some kids show,
Batman and Robin,
But now….
Robins fuckin black!!!

I’ve never fully trusted the caped crusader of Gotham.

A billionaire who hangs about in caves with a young lad wearing masks and undercrackers?
Mmm.
Nowt weird about that!!!!

Anyway when did Robin turn mudflap?

He didn’t used to be but if you want Robin then suppose black youths the way to go.

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Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt