M25 Bedwetters…

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This weekend a section of the worlds largest carpark, the M25 was to be closed for roadworks..

A section between junctions 10 and 11..
These works had been scheduled for weeks.

So low and behold, cue the wailing and bedwetting, the moment its closed.
With reports of people stockpiling food..
“Mostly fatties I imagine”

One women moaning that she cares for her mother who lives in the next village .
So maybe stay with her or vice versa..
No that won’t get your stupid face in the tabloids..

What is it with people in this country, that the smallest thing turn them into quivering jellies..

Maybe do something that doesn’t involve your car, might I recommend suicide?
You can use your car for that..

Sky News

Nominated by: Barry zuckercunt

46 thoughts on “M25 Bedwetters…”

  1. I think your last suggestion is valid, Beachy Head is nice.
    People are so gutless and weak, constantly needing to be spoon fed.
    The fannys..

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  3. It seems a bit odd to me.

    There’s incessant moaning about ‘the state of our roads’, and all the work that needs doing.

    Then when somebody actually does some repairs, people moan about that as well.

    Morning all.

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  4. I felt really sorry….
    when I read that the work had finished ahead of schedule.

    I was so looking forward to several more hours of bitching, moaning, pearl-clutching and Victorian fainting fits.

    Really spoilt my weekend, did that!

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  5. I’m amazed those road works weren’t labelled as racist.
    Just imagine all the drug dealing and fried chiggun deliveries that must have been disrupted
    Spare a thought for the poor brethren in somewhere like Woking who missed out on da weed.
    It’s those evil tories again.

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    • Don’t drugs make people think they can fly. Problem solved in their mind. Probably the reason why the work was done so quickly, with the pretend fliers filling in the holes.

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  6. Why is it difficult for people to navigate an alternative route?

    Just cut through London. That’s what I would do.

    Or stay home, get high and shag the missus all weekend.

    I’d do that too.

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    • Is the traffic significantly reduced in London since covid Odin? Before covid it seemed to range from heavy to fucking catastrophic. Not so bad in the early hours but if I had a call to Brixton nick for instance, I would check I had plenty of fuel, my phone was fully charged and I had the car doors deadlocked. On arrival I would drive round the block twice before I risked stopping the car. I retired in 2020 you see. Ah, the good old days!

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      • Evening Arfur.

        It has reduced a bit since lockdown. I’m guessing that a lot of people work from home now.

        Even on Friday afternoons the traffic is still moving instead of gridlocked.

  7. I’m just waiting for those dumb cunts who choose to live/work near the San Andreas Fault to get their comeuppance when it finally wakes up and swallows them up into the Earth’s Core!

    For decades scientists, seismologists and other assorted geological boffins have been banging on about earth tremors, land erosion, minor quakes etc, which are more less early warnings to say that one day it’s all gonna kick off big time!

    But despite all the warnings and empirical evidence, hundreds of thousands of cunts decide “Oh it will never happen here! What do those scientists know? It’s all a conspiracy. I’ll be fine!”

    But just wait when there’s a 9.2 on the Richter Scale in San Fran or LA, and millions of people are wiped out or made homeless. I suppose the media will blame Trump or Climate Change or some other unrelated bollocks, while survivors moan that “No one told us about the dangers of living here!”

    Like the clue is in the fucking name, cunts!

    https://www.britannica.com/place/San-Andreas-Fault

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      • The point I was trying to make was related to the pig-ignorance of some people refusing to heed warnings whether its related to the M25 closure, skiing off-piste, driving through flooded roads, or living in extremely dangerous and volatile terrains.

        They always kick up a fuss during or after the event, even though they were pre-warned time and time again to prepare or make alternative arrangements rather than moaning to all and sundry that their world is about to end etc.

    • Looking on the bright side. If it slides into the ocean, it will take out Hollywierd.

      It will also knacker Hawaii, New Zealand, the east coast of Australia, Japan, Papua New Guinea The Philippines and Indonesia.

      Which to be honest is a small price to pay for seeing Hollywierd disappear under the waves.

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    • Fuck’s sake! – I had the offer of a thoroughly incredible week in SF a decade back, and still had a few seconds pause before carrying on regardless. It was only for a few days was my thought process.

      I guess the millions that live thereabouts just engage in the ol’ human behaviour appropriated from ‘lesser thinking’ species, .. and bury their heads in the metaphorical sand all year ’round.

      Be buried under a couple of billion TONS of sand when the big one comes along …

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  8. I tend to stay inside over the weekend due to people being on the beach, whereas the beaches are normally empty during weekdays.

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  10. It`s hard to beat the A897 for solitude.
    Almost 36 miles of road and midgies.
    Although, apparently the E4 motorway in Sweden is quieter.
    Probably doesn`t have midgies but you probably can`t rule out mosquitos.

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    • Hardly a road Sam, it’s a fucking dirt track with a bit of asphalt spread over …
      But I love your avatar (and your name).!!
      You related to Lazarou?

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  11. I blame the barrage of 24hr ‘news’ channels.

    They peddle shit that the sheeple lap up.

    The news stations both screen and print are also seen as an outlet for the ‘look at me’ generation to vent their ire when their lives are inconvenienced by something.

    Bridge being removed for road improvements good. I wish some cunt would fill a pot hole or two in this part of the world.

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  12. I agree with the cunting.
    There are far too many bed wetters about.

    I remember the M25 being built.
    It has always been a cunt of a road.

    They were repairing sections before it was open for the public and I don’t think that there has ever been a time when it has not been under repair somewhere or the other.

    Besides the ongoing repairs there were always miles of slow or stationary traffic.
    Often to rubber neck some unlucky bastard changing a tyre on the hard shoulder.

    The last time I used the poxy road the surface was like a cattle track in most places.
    They just can’t seem to find a surface that lasts.

    It’s OK saying that people should stay at home, but is there really anyone who goes out onto the M25 at a weekend for fun?

    They use the road because they have to.

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    • I’m intrigued by the all the many references on Radio 5 to all the problems at the Clacket Lane Services. Traffic always seems to be ‘slow moving’.

      I don’t know why they don’t just say that we should always assume that this is the case, and they’ll tell us on the rare occasions that it isn’t.

      Could save a lot of time, and reduce boredom on the part of everyone who doesn’t live anywhere near and consequently couldn’t actually give a fuck.

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  13. The M25 does not bother me usually, seeing as I traverse it during the night. On our return journey during the day, oh brother cunts to all fucking sides. I generally start to breathe easily again when I rejoin the A303.

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  14. I’ve only driven on the M25 once and almost crashed and died. I’m sure that the temporary closure of the M25 will save many lives.

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  15. 3rd world problems.

    I couldn’t give a fuck.

    Some office Nancyboy called Clive is late getting home to Notting hill?

    Well, life isn’t always Lattes and avocadoes.

    Work from home you cunt.

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    • Mis, he probably already is WFH.

      It’s the cleaners, hospital and care workers. The plebs, in other words, who need to get to work, because whipping shitty arses of incontinent dementia patients cannot be done remotely, that were mildly put about.
      But like all practical people, with more than one working braincell, they probably made alternative arrangements, so as to be on hand and available.
      I have great faith in the ” can do” attitude of older people, despair for the younger generations, and no faith whatsoever in Polititians.

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  17. A 50 foot wall should be built along the M25 and all the cunts inside should be liquidated. Fuck em, fuck em all.

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