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Abolitionists

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Yes slavery is a good thing.

Perhaps I could have several slaves. I like the idea of disciplining them myself. A severe and sound thrashing never hurt anyone. Fucking slaves anyway.

Should be able to buy them at Tescos. I suppose them left wing hand wringing, limp wristed, bleeding heart liberals cunts would whine about equal rights for slaves. Yet they would be the first to queue up at Tescos when the new ‘slave line’ arrived. Fucking cunting hypocrites.

I think the time is ripe for the reintroduction of slavery. I think we should all write to our MP’s . We need slavery on the political agenda. And we need a slogan. What about: ‘Why burn stuff yourself when you can get your slave to do it’. Fucking catchy, eh?

Nominated by : Flaxen Saxon

Arthur Askey

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Arthur Askey was an utter and total cuntybollocks.

Hello Play Cunts!

Now I’ve nominated this cunt before. But the cunts that administer this blog decided that ‘Arthur Askey da Cunt’ wasn’t cunty enough. Cunts. I freely admit that Arthur is no evil cunt, a paedophile cunt or a cunt’s cunt.

But yet his crimes against comedy, perpetuated over many years, have led me to believe that Arthur is a big hearted cunt. Not only was he a short cunt but he got a lot shorter when they cut off his legs.

A runty, sawn off cunt; a very short and unfunny cunt- what more do you need? ‘Busy bee, busy bee, sting all the cunts and sting me as well, cos I’m a cunt’. What a total cunt. Did I forget to mention that Arthur is a cunt?

Nominated by : Flaxen Saxon

Hold on FS! Some of us found a use for the cunt!

Elvis Costello

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Elvis Costello aka D.P.Costello aka Little Hands of Concrete aka Napoleon Dynamite aka Howard Coward is a pseudo intellectual little has-been cunt who can’t sing and writes shit songs.

On 17 December 1977, Costello was scheduled to play “Less Than Zero” on Saturday Night Live; however, instead he copied Jimi Hendrix by stopping the song mid-intro, and played “Radio Radio” instead – earning himself a ten-year ban from the show, and considerable attention as an angry young man. Pretentious, copy cat cunt. Not a bone of originality in his entire body.

Called James Brown a ‘jive-assed nigger’, called Ray Charles a ‘blind ignorant nigger’. Fucking racist cunt. When asked why, he said he felt it became necessary for him to outrage these people with about the most obnoxious and offensive remarks that he could muster. Supercilious little cunt.

Hit an all time low after George Galloway used the lyrics from one of his hackneyed pieces to slag Thatcher when she died.

“When England was the whore of the world, Margaret was her madam.’Cos when they finally put you in the ground, They’ll stand there laughing and tramp the dirt down.” Crap lyric done for sensationalism. Doesn’t rhyme. Doesn’t scan. Shit. Anyone who has Galloway as a fan has to be a cunt.

He’s so fucking bad at music that in 2008 he was awarded an honorary degree of Doctor of Music from the University of Liverpool. You don’t get much shittier than that as a musician. Now he’s fucked off to America because Brits ‘don’t dig him’. Too fucking right we don’t!

‘Less Than Zero’ sums the little cunt up perfectly, I’d say

Nominated by : ChasC

Left Wingers

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I want to nominate all left wingers for a cunting. Normally I would just ignore these tofu eating, hug a hoodie, solar powered, hippy friends of the Earth. However today I just can’t. Thatcher is dead. I was never particularly a fan, but she did stand up to the Argies and got a rebate on our financial contribution to the EU.

Today has seen those on the left show us what a bunch of dishonourable, evil, intolerant, disrespectful, ignorant, insensitive, vulgar, disgraceful, uncultured fuckwits they truly are. I know that Thatcher was exceptionally divisive. But to celebrate her death by partying in the streets, dancing with joy, swigging champagne from the bottle (common as fuck) and posting nasty comments is a complete and utter disgrace.

For fucks sake, the woman had been out of power for 23 years. She was 87 and showing signs of dementia. How did the left react? As stated above. Some of these twats weren’t even an itch in their daddies nuts when she was in power, but this didn’t stop the Stalinist little cunts from celebrating her death. Have we as a nation really stooped to such a barbarously low level?

What really made me angry though, were the comments made by that triumvirate of cunts, Derek Hatton, George Galloway, and Ken ‘Newt Fucker’ Livingstone. Three shining examples of the cuntishness of the left. Absolute proof that left wingers are absolute scum. The left constantly presume to preach to us about respect and tolerance for others, yet they are disrespectful to, and intolerant of, anyone who holds a different view to them. And they have nerve to call the likes of the BNP and the EDL scum? Pot, meet kettle. I’m not a supporter of the BNP or the EDL by the way. Blair and his mob did far more damage to the UK than Thatcher ever could, but the hypocritical fuckers conveniently forget that. So I want them cunted.

Nominated by : Quick Draw McGraw

Kim Jong-Un

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Kim Jong-un otherwise known as Kunt Wrong-un, Korean commie dictator cunt and self abusing wanker generally to be seen fannying around with Harriet Harman’s muff on his head ( that muff don’t arf put itself around in commie circles ).

Really the little fat fuck dreams only of living on benefits in these fair islands supported by his wives and children. Clearly a hermaphrodite cunt thus not got the tackle for that so the very little leader has to threaten the world with nuclear armageddon to get a payoff in lieu of child benefit.

Kunt Wrong-un you psycho cunt – go moist dreaming of your commie palace guard goose stepping up to take you from behind. Then explode a nuclear missile up your arse. Sure to dry you off gangbang style.

Nomimated by : Sir Limply Stoke