Rich Ricci

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Richard ‘Rich’ Ricci is the aptly nicknamed ‘fat cat in a hat’.

The shameless cunt has just pocketed £18,000,000 worth of Barclays Bank shares as an outrageous reward for failure. And the cunt had the nerve to jacket it on budget day. Maybe the fucker thought it was a good day to bury bad news?

Fred the fucking Shred looks like a good guy compared to this cunt!

Nominated by : Dioclese

Harriet Tubman

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Harriet fucking Tubman, (An American Historical Cunting) revered in America for fighting against slavery and equal rights for woman seemingly a fucking Saint.

But no a Cunt, in fact a proper fucking cunt. First she was a fucking criminal (An escaped fucking Slave no less) who conspired to thieve other slaves with gay abandon.
Secondly she was a total and utter fucking loon who suffered seizures, various types of spack attacks and thought she could talk to God.

In short a fucking witch type of cunt. Finally she was a fucking ugly ditch pig of a woman, a true Stegosaurus type of split arsed cunt.

Nominated by : Ollie Burtons Grandad

Mick Philpott

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Mick Philpott and the five rent a minge slappers that let the depraved clap faced goat turd shag them and produce 17 kids are beyond cunts. As the mouthy fuckprick Cuntpott sees it he does actually have a job and gets paid per pint of spunk produced. To the tune of sixty shagging grand a year. Not unlike the Royal Family really. Arise Sir Cuntpott.

Like a bit of domestic violence Mr Cuntpott? Your family life entitlement. Have another ten grand in benefits sir.

Time to apply sharia law and castrate the cunt.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

The Police

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The cunts give corruption a bad name. Ever thus of course. I recall the Soho Met scandals in the ‘60s and the “one bad apple” saga of our friends up North in the 70s. Every decade brings its signature scams as one generation sets the example for the next. And the cunts get to retire on full pension at 50 then straight on to double bubble and re-employment in another fat police job or consultancy.

Catch a villain? They would not know how. Too busy going on a course (but not on catching villains), taking a sabbatical or going sick and pulling a health and safety scam. Oh they can pull over my old Bentley after I’ve had a few sherberts just because the cunts don’t like the colour of my nose yet merrily wave past yahoo fuckcunts up to the eyeballs on chemicals. Or carloads of Romanian cuntbeggarthieves full of underage prostitutes. Their human rights be fucked.

Thing is old Gussie, the black sheep of the family, has never had an easier time of it. Can inject what he likes, can shag what he likes, can embezzle what he likes. His human rights donchaknow. Thinking about it Stoke family buggery has gone out of fashion rather. No need to pay off plod anymore. Family rights and all that. Bit of a bore.

The cunts have corrupted corruption.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

Heston Bluementhal

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Snail porridge; Mock Turtle Soup, Pocket Watch and Toast Sandwich; Pommery Grain Mustard Ice Cream

“The tasting menu – please allow 3½ hours – £195 per person”

The Tracey Emin unmade bed school of cookery served with maximum bullshit at “The Fat Cunt” restaurant in Bray.

Heston Bluementhal….a cunt wot cooks.

FFS!

Nominated by : Dioclese