A colonic enigma, peculiar to the british psyche whereby thinking that wearing a fucking idiotically stupid looking hat and getting twatted in the face by paparazzi is a cool thing to do. Fucking space cowboy. What a wanker.
In a paralell universe this cunt would have crashed one of his riddiculous sports cars and killed himself outright years ago, but no. God is a cruel bastard and we’ll probably have to put up with some kind of hideous ‘comeback’ tour.
More like ‘cuntback tour’ the fucking poodle’s prick!
Nominated by: Hurling Dervish