Nigel Slater


Would you eat something he’s out his ‘orrible little pinkies all over?

Thought not.

Probably been fingering his ringpiece beforehand the dirty little fairy.

He’d probably like to shove a courgette flower stuffed with goats cheese and drizzled with honey up your council gritter given half the chance.

Fucking fuck monkey.

Nominated by: Hurling Dervish

10 thoughts on “Nigel Slater

  1. Yet another BBC funded arse bandit.

    Turd burglars and food preparation are a poor combination.

    • This cunt pinches other people’s recipes then makes out he invented them himself Plus he looks like one of the dirty Mac brigade

  2. Is this the cunt who refers to himself as a ‘Foodie?’ What sort of description is that?!
    ‘Foodie’ Nigel Slater is, indeed, a total cunt… As is that other silver spoon up his arse cookery twat, Hugh Cuntly Cuntingstall….

  3. Argh, liberal gay hippy god I hate the BBC , smug hairy cunt preparing food with his beard and hair dangling in everything….

  4. It’s true this guy is a true cunt! His autohiograghy was lies and he’s been pretending to be gay to get into tv! What a cunt for sure.

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