Nigel Slater


Would you eat something he’s out his ‘orrible little pinkies all over?

Thought not.

Probably been fingering his ringpiece beforehand the dirty little fairy.

He’d probably like to shove a courgette flower stuffed with goats cheese and drizzled with honey up your council gritter given half the chance.

Fucking fuck monkey.

Nominated by: Hurling Dervish