Compare the Meerkat.
I did.
They bear a remarkable similarity to a bunch of irritating, animated cunts.
Almost as big a bunch of cunts as the cunt that thought of them – and that’s one mighty big cunt!
Simples…
Nominated by : Dioclese
Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts
Old Age
Arthritis, prostate, baldness. Can’t walk but can’t stop peeing.
Old age is a real cunt.
But at least it doesn’t last long…
Nominated by : Anonymous
Charities
Waive that fucking tin under my nose one more time and I’ll shove it up your arse, you cunt!
Nominated by : Ebenezer
American Scouts
FFS! Now it’s OK for some poofta to be a boy scout in the States but not to be a scout leader.
I always knew America was full of homophobic cunts but what the fuck were they on when they thought this one up?
Nominated by : Baden Powell’s Gay Lover
Les Miserables
Based on a book by a 19th century French cunt that runs to 5 fucking volumes, it dirges on for 3 fucking hours. 3 hours FFS! 3 hours of unrelenting, boring, mind rotting squalour and misery.
The film is even worse, because Russell Crowe CANNOT FUCKING SING!!
(Note to self : must cunt Russell Crowe)
Who in their right mind would want to sit through this shit?
And…. it’s the world’s longest running musical.
Wish I’d fucking written it.
Nominated by : Andrew Lloyd Webber
(Sour grapes, eh Andrew?…)