Scipio Africanus (the elder)

Posted on June 15, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Swanning about the Mediterranean as if he owned it. Gladius stuck up his arse by all accounts. And don’t get me going about Cartagena!

Anyway, Hannibal was a better general.

Nominated by : Flaxen Saxon
(You sure that’s not Ben Kingsley? Ed)

Steven Seagal [2]

Posted on June 14, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Cunt that’s irritated a fellow’s bowls for many years is mock former martial artist turned crap movie blubber man crime fighter Steven (C-gal) Seagal.

Shuffles through mind minging cheap straight to DVD films wearing an ex-dracular syrup with an acting style that’s strictly mahogany. And pretends to be a sheriff in Louisiana!!

Counts Vladimir Putin as his number one fan so assured cunt status.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

Ant & Dec [2]

Posted on June 13, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

The most fucking annoying and most useless pair of cunts on TV. What are the good for?

Only cunting – and here it is.

Nominated by : The Believer

Will Smith & son

Posted on June 12, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Why oh why is this annoying bouncy 80s left over puncy cunt actor still on our screens? Oh I know, its mini me. If its not enough to have one Annoying cunt, its a junior as well. Best child exploitation since the Jacksons, and look how they ended up.

So, cunt of the week is Will Smith for me, and if there is an award for the youngest cunt, its his son Jaydon. I know he’s only a kid, but he wants to act 25 so he needs to get used to it,

Nominated by : The Believer

And the fucking cunt can’t rap and DEFO can’t sing!!!

Nominated by : Chas C