Dead Pool [10]

Posted on April 7, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to Fred West who correctly guessed the next dead cunt would be Hollywood legend and 8 times failed husband Mickey Rooney.

Here’s a picture of the dead cunt saying goodbye and thanks for all the fish…

So, Fred, you get to join the esteemed club of Dead Pool champs. (No trophy, Fred. Sorry! This isn’t Wimbledon.) You do get a free post on a subject of your choice here and, if you want it, over at Dioclese as well. Not much of a prize so please yourself.

The slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 10. Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of three cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion guest post on the subject of his/her choice and kudos of cuntishness aplenty. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Miley Cyrus

Posted on April 6, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

This talentless bag of bones and media whore is enough to turn a man off women. She looks like a public schoolboy in drag, her “music” is shite and all that staged “sexiness”: all that twerking and that tongue shit is about as sexy as Angela Merkel on a bad night (that tongue should be fucking removed!). A really sexy woman doesn’t have to put it on and get up to ridiculous antics.

Nobody would notice this Cyrus slapper if she didn’t get out what she hasn’t got and stick her fucking tongue out every five seconds. Silly bitch!

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

Bez

Posted on April 5, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Bez is a thick as shit northerner. He was allowed about five minutes of airtime on Shaun Keaveny’s radio show (I’m tempted to cunt Keaveny and Everett for allowing it) to spout his sixth form common room drivel about fracking, GM crops and free renewable energy for all.

Grow up, you stupid cunt.

And what kind of name is ‘Bez’ anyway? Another word for cunt I reckon.

Nominated by : Harry Axwound

( For those of you who are thinking ‘Who the fuck is Bez?‘ he’s a dancer, percussionist, author and media personality. He is best known as a member of the bands Happy Mondays and Black Grape. He’s proposing to stand as an MP FFS! )

The McCanns

Posted on April 4, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Fuck me, I thought the Mccanns had given up, but the whining sub council estate absent parents are at it again. They couldn’t be arsed to stay in and look after their children, or pay for someone to, so we get subjected to 7 years whining, and police investigations at our expense.

You fucked up, and don’t deserve kids. So shut the fuck up!

Nominated by: The Oncoming Fart

Also this from the Daily Mail back in January :

A lawyer defending a woman who was caught drink-driving while her small child was at home alone has accused Madeleine McCann’s parents of child neglect.

In what has been described as an ‘outrageous’ slur on the missing girl’s parents, defence lawyer Gareth Morgan compared them unfavourably to his client, who left her five-year-old son at home by himself before being arrested after she crashed her car at traffic lights.

He told magistrates at Merthyr Tydfil, south Wales: ‘The parents of Madeleine McCann were guilty of child neglect for leaving their little girl much longer than my client. They were never prosecuted.’

Too fucking right as far as I can see!

Nominated by: Dioclese