Paddy McGuinness [3]

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Paddy McGuinness is a right (or should I say ‘reet’) cunt….

This knob is simply famous and on telly for being Peter Kay’s mate… All that ‘Me likey!’ and ‘Ding Dang Do!’ bollocks irritates the fuck out of me.. Then there’s his Gregg’s commercials and the slapperfest that is ‘Take Me Out’…

But what is worse than Paddy McGinness infesting out TV screens? His wife doing the same thing…. A Scouse (Scouse? I ask you!) skank with plastic tits and a voice that could peel paint off the Blackpool Tower… You can tell the lad aims high and likes a bit of class (Yeah, reet!)…

Nominated by: Norman

Sepp Blatter [2]

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Sepp Blatter is the most arrogant cunt in the world. Who the fuck does he think he is? Louis XIV? The emperor of fucking football?

Apparently European clubs provided 75% of the players at the last World Cup. Why don’t they simply refuse permission for their employees to play in this corrupt reptile’s shitty competition? Better yet, UEFA should simply leave FIFA and start their own competition – the World Trophy perhaps. Like to see those FIFA cunts’ faces when they realise that the flow of European money that pays for their 5-star, first class lifestyles has been cut off. Fucking bastards.

Pity that cunt Jihadi John didn’t meet Blatter in the Middle East. Christ, I fucking hate that utter, utter cunt.

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt

The Unbaised Media

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One bit of blatant hypocrisy in the “unbiased” western media that always gets my goat is this:

– G20 anti-capitalism protest. Some anarchist protesters turn up to a public event, kick off and destroy some shit. The media is quick to denounce them as a fringe element or not even representative of the group.

– Islam. ISIS are a bunch of dark age, murdering, raping cunts who kill pretty much indiscriminately. The media is quick to denounce them as a fringe element or not even representative of the group.

– UKIP. Some UKIP candidate says some backwards/racist/homophobic/mysogynistic dogshit on social media and gets immediately ostracised from the party. The media is quick to denounce UKIP as a whole as a backward/racist/homophobic/mysogynistic party.

The media’s uneven application of certain logical fallacies (in this case the fallacy of composition) is astonishing. For the most part, a set of unprincipled, overpaid, partisan dickrat cunts.

Nominated by: Lenny Long-Legg III

Fifty Shades Of Grey

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Fifty Shades Of Grey (the film, the book, the crabby old minger who wrote it, and anything else connected with it) deserves a monumental cunting…

How this load of sick shite has become a phenomenon and ‘news’ shows how much of a backward shithole Britain has become. And the silly slags who are into it: how is a sadistic pervert and rapist sexy and heroic? And since when was it acceptable to abuse women in mainstream culture?

What makes me laugh is the silly bitches who read it and wet their bloomers over the film will doubtless complain endlessly about how their husbands, boyfriends and other men are ‘Bastards’ and ‘Pigs’. Yet they’ll do a Kit Kat Shuffle over some fictional sadist. Do they also get off on how female prisoners were treated in Nazi concentration camps too?

I tell you, lads: some women really are the dark side of the fucking moon…

Nominated by: Norman

…and let’s not forget the sequel

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Stand up to UKIP

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I nominate those childish, entitled, anti-democratic, leftwing, fascist, union-funded shitcunts who call themselves’ StandUpToUkip.

Not only do these fucks have little to no self awareness, their projection is astonishing. They call UKIP fascists and bigots whilst trying to harrass and silence UKIP for saying things within which they disagree.

Seriously though, what is up with the name? This is some unprecedented and presumptuous shit – I have never heard of StandUpToLabour or StandUpToTories. If those shit-heals want to stand up to UKIP or any other legitimate political party, do it the way everybody else does it – at the fucking ballot box!

Possessing a brain is not something most people would associate with leftwing cranks like these and their actions today will not only shine them in a bad light but also win UKIP more votes.

Nigel Farage, whilst not in an official capacity was stalked and attacked by a bunch of lefty wingnuts whilst he was dining in a gastro pub with his wife and daughters aged 10 and 15 who both ran out of fear and were missing for several hours before reappearing at home. Probably terrified due to seeing their Dad’s car surrounded by a bunch of complete animals and getting the Safari Park treatment.

If there are 2 things that you can say about the British, we like fair play and we root for the underdog and in harrassing a private citizen going about his private business and when he was with his family, they made it personal and went well beyond the pale.

After having read in the comments sections of leftwing online publications such as The Indepedent, even anti-UKIP leftwing posters were condemning the actions of these fucks as disgraceful because no matter what your beliefs, what your political persuasion, you never go for the family, that is sacrosanct and anybody with any kind of moral fortitude in their character knows this just through empathy if not through common human decency .

These cunts are of the same stripe as HopeNotHate and UniteAgainstFascism who deserve their own dedicated cuntings but that is a cunting for another day.

Nominated by: Lenny Long-Legg III