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Mickey Carroll

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Micky Carroll – what a weapons grade cunt!

If I won the fucking lottery hardly anyone would know about it; my Mrs and my sisters and that’s about it. People (mates included) have big mouths and every cunt would be crawling out of the woodwork and there’d be fake two faced cunts licking arse. Either that or you’d get called a flash bastard by jealous cunts.

I probably wouldn’t even move house. I’d get it renovated and redecorated, a nice holiday a couple of times a year and that’d do me. Any cunt who gets such a stroke of good fortune and blows it all on new homes, drugs, parties, jewellery and cars deserves all they get!

Nominated by: Vermin Cunt Spotter

The wife’s birthday

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A woman’s birthday is one of the most harrowing days of “can i help you” cunts “no only looking” and the eye contact with a tart with a heart at the scent shop wearing the uniform and are like flies on shit “can i recommend” and “she will like this” 75 euros a bottle of sling your hook CUNTS

Flower shop cunts are greedy bastards tie up a bunch and demand a small fortune for a nip over the fence and take your own

At least in a sex shop you are not pestered by dolly buster or gina wild CUNTS

Nominated by: Brickbat

Do gooders

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These do gooder cunts believe policy should be dictated by emotions and what “feels right”. I hear them say things like ” they are people too they have fled desperate situations as there is only a few thousand anyway”. What they fail to realise is that taking that approach will encourage more and more to come and we are struggling as it is to look after the current population.

I have even met a couple of do gooders who have said oh these Calais migrants will be good workers. How do they figure that out! They almost certainly don`t have any English skills and probably don`t even know how to write their own name in their native language. Again they think with their liberal hearts and ignore these perfectly legitimate concerns as they don`t form part of their rosy little narrative were we can all hold hands and sing we shall overcome.

Think of all the shit countries to live in and then count their populatons. If even 5% of all of them come we will be in deep shit. Australia have the right policy but if anyone dare says that then they are a racist xenobhobic nazi.

Why don`t these do gooder cunts offer their living room for a migrant family to sleep on or would that disturb the peace of their nice metropolitan middle class suburb?

Nominated by: Shaun of the Dead 69

TFI Friday

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Just when you thought TV was taking a turn for the better with axing ‘The Voice’ some gormless cunt decides to bring back ‘Oh Fuck It’s Friday’…

Chris Evans – a cunt who has been sacked more times by the BBC than Clarkson and that’s saying something – is clearly running short of dosh and not content with bolloxing up Top Gear, he’s going to subject us to more of this mindless fucking drivel. Christ help us!

Yes, all the old shit is there – including Freak or Unique and Baby Left, Baby Right and It’s Your Letters. The only good thing about this tripe is that Evans insists it’s the last time he’ll do it – he’s so busy with Top Gear and the BBC Breakfast Show (from which he was sacked twice for not showing up). And if you believe that, you’ll believe anything!

Is there anybody out there who doesn’t think Chris Evans is a solid gold, weapons grade, self centred, carrot topped, egotistical, good for nothing piece of ubershit? If so, you’re a cunt too!

Nominated by: Dioclese