Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

David Walker

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“I’m just minding this for my Arab friend…”

David Walker, the Bishop of Manchester. Supposedly a Christian, he has a funny way of demonstrating his love for his religion, because he’s just become of a number of so called Church of England priests to sign a letter to Cameron, demanding that we take in at least another thirty thousand Syrian ‘refugees’. Because what the UK really needs is MORE Muslims. Seriously, we just don’t have enough followers of the cult of extreme sadistic violence.

Walker, like his fellow Bishops, lives in a large house. A very large house. It has six bedrooms and has just benefitted from an extensive refit. Walker has announced that he won’t taking any Syrian families into the large home he enjoys, because of the “language barrier and alien culture”.

So he….wait, what? He expects Britain to take in tens of thousands more parasites at taxpayers expense, despite the language barrier and alien culture, yet he refuses to share the burden that HE wants to inflict on the UK. This twat isn’t just a hypocrite, he’s a two faced fucking cunt. Why should communities up and down the country be forced to accept even MORE foreign leeches on this cunt’s say so, when he isn’t even willing to accept any into his home. I actually thought about going to Manchester Cathedral, in the hopes of meeting the prick so I can punch in the mouth. He isn’t worth the fucking trouble though…

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Non-English speakers

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Cunts who don’t or won’t speak English are cunts who deserve a good cunting. What the fuck is their problem?

I’m not just talking about immigrants to UK, I’m talking about every fucker on the planet. Get with the program you stupid wog fuckers, English is the world language. Its the most used language on the planet by a very long way and if you want to have a voice in the world you have to speak English.

Worst is Johnny Foreigner who refuses to speak English even when you know very well that they can, the cheese eating surrender monkeys are particularly guilty of this, the dagos are too.

Nominated by: Fat Rich

Gerard Butler

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I cannot abide that advert with the arch porridge wog cunt Gerard Butler pushing Boss perfume on the telly.

There the cunt is every 5 fucking minutes grunting some tosh and sounding like an adenoidal hippo, I have to hit the mute button sharpish to avoid having to listen to the cunt.

I thought he was OK in 300 though…

Nominated by: Fat Rich

Charlotte Proudman

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Charlotte Proudman, what can you say? A bloke calls her ‘stunning’ in an online message and she complains about being objectified and labels the man a misogynist….

Some of them are never satisifed, are they? If he called her an ugly cow she would whine on about how horrible he was… Pays her a compliment and she still doesn’t like it…. That’s all he said: ‘You sent a stunning picture’… It’s not as if he said ‘Get your tits out, you bitch….’ If she gets hung up about that then there is really no helping her…

Some women -women born not very good looking or with some kind of disfigurement – wait for a compliment like that all their lives…. Her social media blurb states she will fight the ‘male dominance’ of porn and prostitution… Someone should tell this daft mare that the biggest and most powerful pornstars in the world are women (Nikki Benz etc)… Someone should also let her know that women/madams are in charge of some of the world’s biggest brothels…. She also called ‘male dominated’ workplaces ‘repugnant places…’ A misandrist if ever there was one…

Fact is though she is a hypocrite… The Mail (for all its faults) has rumbled her and her own comments to men online… It’s OK for her to call a lad ‘Hot Stuff’ and write ‘Ooh La La’ to another? The difference between that and a man calling her stunning is what exactly?

Nominated by: Norman

Frogs

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As a change from obnoxious celebrities, arrogant jobsworths and arsewipe politicians, I would hereby like to nominate Frogs for a cunting.

No, not the ones across the Channel with the onions, Citroens and irregular bathtimes, but the green, hopping, croaking, ribbiting amphibian variety of Frog. They are without doubt the stupidest creatures on the planet. Allow me to explain.

Taking advantage of the recent warm, dry weather, Mrs B and myself decided to go to town on our overgrown garden, transforming it from a scruffy unkempt damp wasteland into a neatly trimmed area of neat grass with neat borders and a neat pathway, all topped off with a nice big shed so that yours truly can sit and drink gallons of tea, listen to Led Zep and tinker with my ancient motorcycles. The many frogs that had been lurking in the foliage were expected to migrate happily into the garden next door which is a student rental property and therefore has a garden that resembles the inner recesses of the Amazon. Instead the dopey little cunts (frogs not students) took to retreating under my shed, emerging only to get beaten up by the dog, or subjected to Gestapo style torture sessions, courtesy of the cat, that would impress Heinrich Himmler.

One daft little bastard even leapt into the whirling blades of my strimmer and got diced. Being the sort of chap who genuinely hates harming small creatures, I naturally found this somewhat disturbing. Froggy paradise lays only a short hop through the small gap in the fence to next door but the idiotic creatures seem to prefer living in the Froggy equivalent of Pork Chop Hill or The Western Front, which makes them stupid cunts with minimal survival instincts apart from playing dead, which gets them murdered slowly and brutally by man’s best friend anyway. Stupid little fuckers!

Of course the French are indeed cunts, as are students. And the SNP….. and Russel Brand…. and Piers Morgan… etc etc

Nominated by: Mr Bastard