Babies on planes

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The tiresome selfish cunts who let their baby scream it’s self out for the whole flight, saying “it’s unusual, he’s normally quiet!”

Fuckface was on the flight yesterday, beard ,hair done up in a bun , black framed glasses to look important and his wife who looked like his mother ,who left the care of the fucking air raid siren to him.

Mr fucking Sophisticated actually bragged to the stewardess that he had just come back from Dubai, I bet that staggered her that such a brave adventurer was amongst us.

Meanwhile no one got any sleep or peace to do anything because the little shit was bawling and the perfect couple had no fucking idea what to do. Babies do not like planes , the pressure ,the noise ,the general upset in their routine, who knows but you have to be one selfish selfcentred arsehole to inflict that on someone else.
Cunts.

Nominated by: Trouserbulge

Babies on planes are cunts. But parents who take babies on planes are bigger cunts.
They don’t give a fuck about anybody else.

It’s unlikely but if the parents of the 6 cunts who was on a flight to France at the beginning of September are reading this then fuck off you cunts and cut their tongues out to prevent more noise.

Also cut the feet off your massive brood so they stop kicking the seat in front.
Cunts.

Nominated by: Johnson

Russell Howard [4]

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Russell Howard is a cunt.

Supposed to be a stand up but got hired by Al Beeb and is now merely a mouth piece for their liberal, Marxist agenda.

Give the cunt a microphone and he won’t hesitate to give you some unamusing pile of shite about nasty the Tories are, how shit Brexit is, how Brexit voters are retards and how trump is going to destroy the world.

The cunt still dresses like a 20 year old but must be well into his forties.
He needs a fucking beating with a nailed up cricket stick.
That’s what he needs.
He’d thank you for it I’m sure.

Nominated by: Lord Ferrigno

Gary Lineker [4]

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Gary Lineker needs to be cunted right now…

First of all, his ‘legendary’ (so he says) status as a footballer… Goalhanger who took the glory, but did very little teamwork… Fucked off and left his ‘beloved’ Leicester City for a big money move to Everton (who were champions at the time), then fucked off to Barcelona for another big pay day… Played briefly for Tottingham, but then fucked off again for a load of cash (some Japanese joke club called Grandpa’s Eight or something)… What integrity the man has, eh?…

A goody goody arselick on the pitch and a sanctimonious twat off it… I recall Lineker’s ‘horror’ at Eric Cantona after the Selhurst incident… If that gobshite, Simmons, had verbally abused Lineker, old goody gumdrops would have responded quietly ‘Steady on! There’ no need for that, old chap…’ Lineker openly condemned Cantona, but sang the praises of his ‘mate’ erstwhile pisspot and wifebeater, Gazza… As I said, Lineker is man of standards… Didn’t slag King Eric to his face, mind you…

Such standards also applied to how he treated his wife… Old Mr Nice Guy dropped his rather nice wife, Michelle, for younger underwear model, Danielle Bux (I bet she fucking does!)… Lovely bloke…

Now this paragon of virtue is looking down on all the working class riff-raff of Britain and calling them ‘racis’ for daring to have misgivings over the’child refugees’ from the Calais Shithole… Well, being concerned about potential rape, murder, terrorism, and economic and welfare queue jumping is not racist, Mister Arselick… This cunt also has the breathtaking arrogance to spell out the definition of the word ‘racist’ to (what he sees as) the ignorant peasants… What a complete cunt…

And Lineker will never be as good as Bobby Charlton or Jimmy Greaves as long as I have a hole in my arse…

Nominated by: Norman

Theresa May [5]

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Theresa May is a spineless cunt!

FFS woman! What the fuck have you been pissing about at? You knew the court case was being brought so why didn’t you just trigger Article 50 before it got to court?

New ‘Iron Lady’ my arse!
Fucking ‘Tin Lady’ more like…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Sofa retailers

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Can I give a cunting to sofa retailers. Order your sofa NOW for guaranteed Christmas delivery when it’s only fucking September you money grabbing cunts.

How long does it take some small fingered Asian child to sew the cushions? If you can’t deliver a three piece suite in three months you don’t deserve to be in business.

And why would I think, fuck me, best get my sofa order in quick just to make sure it’s there for sitting on to watch The Sound Of Music? A sofa is not something I would buy on a whim. Hard pressing cunts the lot.

Nominated by: TheBournemouthRed