You want a cunt for today?… I’ll give you a cunt…

https://twitter.com/Gilluis_Perez

This cunt is an abomination… A typical libtard snowflake who is nothing more than a servile, crawling celebrity arselicker… Makes out he is oh so right on, but does he mention oppressed women in the gulf states? Or the brave women who have taken up arms against IS? Nah… He just wanks over celebrity cunts like Schnozzer Streep, Fat Arse Beyonce and the Whale Woman Adele… And he thinks he’s clever when he keeps repeating words like ’empathy’ and ’empowering’… The fucking gaytard cunt…

Also, all this bullshit about how he has an ‘affinity’ with women (but only famous snowflake ones, naturally) and all this touchy-feely ‘sensitive’ shit…. I bet he is a complete cunt with people… Especially those he sees as ‘ordinary’… Twat…

Nominated by Norman.

The bit where the SNP Members sit in the House Of Commons should be named Cunt’s Corner. They’re sitting in a parliament that they don’t want to be part of. A bit like Farage in the EU. The voice for Scotland? My arse. A bunch of self serving cunts.

Nominated by Anton Pillar.

Being keen on pissing money up the wall, I see that the Scots Nasty Party are having a debate in Holyrood against triggering Article 50 despite being told it has no legal standing and that Scotland cannot block Brexit. Bunch of deluded cunts oop norf…!

Nominated by Dioclese.

As I’m currently on this website whilst also watching the City match, I’d like to cunt BT Sport, partly for the ridiculously high price to watch their shoddily assembled coverage, but in particular for the further insult of their all-cunt lineup of presenters, commentators and pundits. Each and every person on their programming is a gormless waste of sperm and I reserve most of my contempt for the likes of the following:

Steve McManaman – Sick to fucking death of hearing you say “Fletch” every 10 seconds you silly Scouse piece of bell cheese. Oh and it isn’t the early 90s anymore dickhead…get a fucking haircut.

Rio Ferdinand – The Daffy Duck looking motherfucker’s face makes me want to stick pins in my eyes.

Gary Lineker – Your cuntish attempt at facial hair is justification enough.

Glen Hoddle – Knowingly/unknowingly doing his best to rival the ultimate chatter of shite in football commentary, Andy Townsend.

Michael Owen – By far BT Sports biggest crime against humanity. Never has one cunts voice been able to make me want to simultaneously go to sleep and also embark upon a frenzied episode of self harm. The man’s voice and lack of depth in anything he says is so boring it tears a gaping arsehole in the very fabric of space and time. Deserves his own cunting.

So fuck you BT cunts, and your prices! (I’m watching it using my brother’s login details online…..Rich cunts 0 – 1 Cheap cunt).

Nominated by Cuntfish

Allow me to introduce to you Kingsley Manning first class snowflake, total buffoon and former head of the Health and Social Care information centre.

Next as to why he deserves this honour? Well let me explain a few minor information sharing points of the NHS, if you were to say accidently kill your wife and in-laws, up sticks to somewhere and register with your new local doctor, well they are bound to share this information with plod, Likewise should your child attend A+E with unexplained injuries on a regular basis they will wave a little flag for social services and plod to see (you recall Baby P the failing of the system).

So now try this on for size. Mr Kingsley Manning objects to sharing information with the home office about illegal immigrants registered with the NHS, furthermore he is shocked that they receive requests for information on 10,000 a year. I can’t see any rationality to his problem, the NHS claims to be underfunded and overstretched so surely it would be his obligation to his employer (and the Taxpayer) to help weed out the freeloaders.

I wonder what Manning would do if he were to come home and find a family of illegal immigrants camped out in his back bedroom and helping themselves in the kitchen? Probably shop them I would imagine but his social and professional standards differ because its not his money, which then puts a rather large question mark over his suitability to do the job in the first place. What an utter cunt, good riddance go and work for Amnesty International with your “ethics”.

Nominated by lord benny.

So David Beckunt is being slaughtered in the press, read a bit about it in the Daily Mail. It seems they are gunning for the cunt and his ‘brand’ what a fucking cunt he is and if this means him and that ‘looks the same in Every fucking picture cunt’ Victoria now fuck off into obscurity I might go and buy one of his shitty ‘Aftershaves’ and donate it to some tramp outside a supermarket. Overrated cunt who still have cannot accept his football career is over and is now an annoying cunt. FUCK OFF.

Nominated by Black and White Cunt.

It grips my shit when these fucking celebrity wankers hire a team of “advisors” to nominate them for honours of one type or another. Sir Fucking David indeed, the irony is, this retard actually believes he is deserving of this award like many others do in his profession (and I use that term lightly) I have been in a job for the last 27 years where normal people have done extraordinarily things, and in the last 15 of those years it has become the norm for us/them to continue in this manner. I’m sure I’m not the only one who is involved with people operating well above and beyond. Do they ask for awards? No, they say “I’m just doing my job”. So fuck you David, fuck your PR machine, fuck your “charity activity” we know it’s a big act to promote your brand, you vile self-serving twat.

Nominated by Thorax Cockslammer.