The Labour Party [6]

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Is that really what labour was founded on? workers rights?!

I thought they were founded on the notion of flooding perfectly peaceful countries with violent brown people in hopes of killing off the evil white devils

Yeah thats a party I wanna vote for…. Corbyn and his retarded fat Jamaican pet should piss off!

Nominated by: Titslapper

James Corden [4]

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James Corden is such an omnipotent cunt.
He is like Chris Evans on steroids (or pies).

Hardly breaking news, but the cunt was just on TV in yet another cash cow advert, so I had to vent. Sorry to anyone who had managed to forget the cunt for ten seconds, but I didn’t want to suffer alone. I hope his meltdown is near, and when it happens, it’s public, messy, and with an air of finality to it.

Flavour of the month cunt, and the flavour is stale piss on an electric heater element. Please fuck off, you fat twat.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

Britpop

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Britpop… Has it ever been cunted?….

It was music for ‘Loaded/FHM reading oafs and lagered up tosspots, basically… Suede (who hated Britpop anyway) were alright, Bluetones, and Pulp had their moments, but the rest of it was out and out shite… Blur (piss poor Kinks and Barrett era Floyd impersonators), Oasis (crappy Rutles impressions), Elastica (utter crap, featuring ugly Suede/Blur groupie as ‘singer), Manic Street Preachers (stadium rock sub-U2 drivel), Sleeper (another load of shite with an ugly bitch as a singer), and Kula Shaker ( all I can say is ‘For fuck’s sake!’)….

Any missing?..

Nominated by: Norman

Elleke Boehmer

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Professor Elleke Boehmer, director of the Oxford Research Centre in the Humanities needs to be cunted for saying that instead of Bob Dylan winning the Nobel Prize for Literature the prize should have went to Ngugi was Thiong’o.

The reason he should have won according to the prof is that ”it would have been special Ngugi to win at this time of black lives matter”. What a cunt. I’m no fan of Dylan but is there not one awards thingy where uppity niggers don’t get so uppity..

Nominated by: Birdman

Baron Alfred Dubs

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Are you disgusted by the way Britain is letting in any wog cunt who can make it to Calais and claim to be under 18? Thank it all on Baron Alfred Dubs. He is the ungrateful Czech cunt who has bashed a huge hole in the dam keeping Johny in their rightful place on the other side of the channel.

“Why ungrateful?” You may ask. Well, the cunt was given safe haven by Britain in 1939 at the age of 6 when he was brought from Prague to London to escape the Nazis. Now he is repaying that kindness with an act of national sabotage that will see areas of Britain turn into Moga-fucking-dishu.

How did he do it? He organized a rebellion in the House of Lords to defeat the Governments’ new immigration bill thus blocking its passage onto the statute books. In order for the Government to get its bill through it had to accept an amendment proposed by Dubs which would compel the Government to take in any “child” from anywhere and without the requirement of having family in UK so long as it is deemed to be in the “child’s” best interest.

The government should have invoked the Parliament act and forced through the legislation, but it didn’t. So Britain is now legally obliged to take in any number of the fuckers and there is nothing that you or I can do about it because of some decrepit unelected foreign cunt. That’s got to get him nominated as cunt of the year.

Sir Limpy, next time you are in the House enjoying the fine port and Stilton, if you should happen to spot the cunt chin him for me, would you? Theres a good chap.

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart