Politically correct casting is a cunt.
The announcement that Peter Capaldi is stepping down has prompted the inevitable tedious calls for a female Doctor Who. I’ve got one thing to say to these cunts who want to see a woman in the Tardis or a black James Bond: come back when you’re prepared to consider a man playing Bridget Jones. Until then, fuck right off.
Nominated by Fred West.
What an utter cunt Ken Clarke is.
The fucker stands up in parliament, defies the will of the electorate, insults the Prime Minister, talks down the prospects of his own country. The EU lickspittle is a disgrace to his country and his party. To be fair, his was the only constituency in Nottingham to vote remain but that doesn’t excuse the bile he was spewing out yesterday in the house.
According to Ken we’re all living in wonderland, so perhaps we should emulate the red queen and call “off with his head”!
Only proves you just can’t take a man seriously who wears brown hush puppies with a blue suit.
Nominated by Juncker in Wonderland
Nominated by Ram it on your arsehole Bob Dylan
There must be something in the water in Cambridge. The other week we had a front page cunting of democracy-denier, Professor Nicholas Boyle. And now I’d like to nominate another Cambridge University academic – Wendy Ayres-Bennett, a linguistics professor. What qualifies her for a cunting? Simple. Her solution to the problem of immigrant integration and community cohesion is this:
“I would like to see more opportunities for British people to learn some of the community languages of the UK, such as Polish, Punjabi and Urdu, particularly in areas where there are high numbers of those speakers, so that there is some mutual effort in understanding the other’s language and culture.”
Excuse me, but since when were Polish, Punjabi and Urdu “community languages of the UK”?! It’s about time these Cambridge cunts came down from their ivory towers and got in touch with the real world. How many people do you know who would willingly give up their free time and disposable income in order to learn Punjabi? I can really imagine that paying for language classes will quickly supersede such frivolous basics as food, fuel and the mortgage…!
Furthermore, Professor Cunt calls for immigrants to learn english “once they arrive” which to me seems just a tad too late. Maybe I’m being overly picky here, but surely migrants should be fluent in English upon arrival, just as is expected in Australia?
Not sure how respected this lady is within the field of linguistics, but if ever Cambridge University establishes a Department of Fucking Cuntery, Professor Ayres-Bennett should be made an Honorary Fellow.
Nominated by Fred West
Congratulations to Fred West (me) who correctly predicted that Elephant Man John Hurt would be next to pack his trunk and say goodbye to the circus. Off he went with a trumpety-trump, trump, trump, trump. So it is time to move onto Dead Pool number 52.
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
So nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.
Fred’s Nominations:
Clive James
Denis Norden
Leslie Phillips
Bruce Forsyth
Brian Cant
Bob Dylan is a cunt.
This guy is the biggest cunt on the face of earth.This fucking guy can’t sing, can’t play any musical instrument on a basic level especially the harmonica (it sounds like two car horns fucking each other badly) and got rich by being a fake revolutionary libertarian cunt who actually doesn’t give a shit about anything (especially the quality of is own music) or anyone. He thinks is a great musician and that today‘s music and sound quality in albums is all shit.
On top of that this fuckin cunt wins the nobel prize of literature and his ego is so fucking massive that he even does not attend to the ceremony or humbly decline the award, because i’m sure he fuckin knows he is cunt and that he doesn’t deserve it..
Fuck you Bob Dylan, try to play harmonica with your arsehole maybe it would sound better you cunt, and I sure hope i see your dead cunt post quickly.
(I’m not a native english speaker so i apologize for any linguistcal mistake)