Fuckface was on the flight yesterday, beard ,hair done up in a bun , black framed glasses to look important and his wife who looked like his mother ,who left the care of the fucking air raid siren to him.
Mr fucking Sophisticated actually bragged to the stewardess that he had just come back from Dubai, I bet that staggered her that such a brave adventurer was amongst us.
Meanwhile no one got any sleep or peace to do anything because the little shit was bawling and the perfect couple had no fucking idea what to do. Babies do not like planes , the pressure ,the noise ,the general upset in their routine, who knows but you have to be one selfish selfcentred arsehole to inflict that on someone else.
Nominated by: Trouserbulge
Babies on planes are cunts. But parents who take babies on planes are bigger cunts.
They don’t give a fuck about anybody else.
It’s unlikely but if the parents of the 6 cunts who was on a flight to France at the beginning of September are reading this then fuck off you cunts and cut their tongues out to prevent more noise.
Also cut the feet off your massive brood so they stop kicking the seat in front.
Nominated by: Johnson