Fireworks are a complete cunt.
And more to the point, cunts that set the cunting things off are, unsurprisingly, monumental cunts.
What makes it worse here is that is doesn’t get truly dark until 8-30ish, so just as young children and shift workers (including yours truly) want to settle down, fizz/whizz/KA-FUCKING-BOOM go the completely pointless fucking fireworks, until midnight at the earliest.
This shit will go on nightly from now until the new year.
Inconsiderate cunts.
Nominated by: KiwiCunt
P.S. I had a similar (unpublished) rant last year, and was met with a wave of comments telling me to fuck off. Anyone who thinks fireworks are just people having fun is a cunt.
Agree with the cunting.Time to ban the fucking things except for proper organised displays. Fuck the kids [not literally] and fuck the cunts of parents who give in to this bollockery.
Same cunts who let them go out begging for sweets
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If you actually want to watch good money going up in smoke, fireworks are the way forward.
More expensive than drugs and the effect is over in a second.
The cunts round this way started a week or so back for Diwali and some bellends obviously got the date wrong and went for a display that sounded like the fucking blitz last night.
My poor hound was going apeshit! Poor little fucker was brought inside shivering and crying. And he is a Rottweiler.
God knows what more timmid canines go through on bonfire night.
I am fucking dreading tonight, just for the sake of the dog.
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And it’s not like you can give your pet a sedative to calm it down for the evening. It isn’t that easy, because we don’t just have bonfire night to worry about, it’s more like bonfire month.
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There were some going off at the back of mine that sounded like howitzers! No pretty sparkling things just a god-awful BOOM!
I never liked fireworks as a kid so me Mam used to always get me a mag (Sinclair User with the good ole listings you had to type into your speccy – which never worked until I learned how to fix them) and 2oz of cola cubes. Magic!
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Also if they make that kind of noise couldn’t some “peaceful” cunt stockpile a few and make a tasty IED out of them?
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Round by us from October thesebenefit scrounging cunts are playing with fireworks,i wouldn’t worry if they lost an eye or a hand or even got a rocket up the rectum,i agree with Odin balls on the dog thing my last dog hated it and we used to dread the later quarter of the year, not to mention the wasted money and the pollution must compensate for the year.if you want flashing lights and load bangs duck off to Syria cunts
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It always amazes me that in these “safety first” days when you virtually need a permit if you fancy lighting your own fart,they allow the sale of fireworks to any chav who pitches up,or,as RWAC, points out the “peaceful people”. Fucking great idea,sell a load of gunpowder to people with a propensity for making exploding rucsacks.
Just a shame that someone wouldn’t put them to the use Robert Catesby intended,and send that rats nest,the Houses of Parliament,into orbit.
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They also seem to turn normally decent neighbors into thoughtless cunts, as one of mine decided to recreate the 1991 blitz on Baghdad last night at 9.30.
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I agree with fuglyucker…The very day the fucking things go on sale there will be some mongtard letting them off that very evening…. Some twat is actually stood out there in the cold and dark letting off newly purchased fireworks… This is guaranteed every year… I wonder if the fireworks fetish cunt in question has actually ever kissed a girl?… I bet they fucking haven’t, the sad cunt….
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fireworks should be for putting up peoples arse holes ie,barrymore,marc almond, little jimmy summer vile, and the like,cunts they be.
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Total waste of time, effort and money. Today’s kids wouldn’t even know the origin of it anyway. “Who was Guido Fawkes?” “Dunno…did he have a Facebook page?” “What? Course he didn’t!” “I don’t know him then”. Replacing one set of fairytale ideals with another set of fairytale ideals. Religion is a cunt.
If they have to do this noisy cuntishness that sets off car alarms and scares the shit out of pets, a better way would be to have big fuck off mega-displays and plough the cash raised into the NHS. Thousands of pounds worth of spark going up in seconds. Flash in the pan wankery.
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I fucking hate them to the highest degree!
I can’t explain in words, my hatred of fireworks and the users who think they can be let off, BEFORE FUCKING BONFIRE NIGHT!!!!!!!!
😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
Last weekend was fucking horrendous, thanks to fucking Doolaly! Last night was too. I’m hoping the gobshites have got it out their fucking system, I doubt it though.
All fucking week they’ve been going off, the other night, some work shy cunt, showing off to his mates after a skinfull of special brew and fucking white lightning down the park, thought it was a good idea to let off bangers at 20 min intervals until 4 am.
What a fucking retard!
One question, do these gobshites, celebrate Christmas Day before the 25th????
I had to bribe my German Shepard out last night, with biscuits, when the dickheads had finished. He’s got his special bravery coat on….it called a Thunder Jacket sold at pets at home. It helps a little, got the dap plug in, don’t know if that’s working or not, because your supposed to plug it in 2/3 weeks before, and we only got ours last Sunday.
We used to have a staffy, OMG she was petrified. I used to worry she’d have heart failure.
We got her some sedatives, the vets were great, but they said they were for short term. I.E one day, they did work, but it was horrible to see her all monged out.
My thoughts are with all you firework hating good cunts, tonight, tomorrow and every night until New Years Eve.
To the cunts who think we’re moaning old killjoy cunts, fuck off, cunts……I’ll shove in a dark room with a shite load of fucking fire works……and see how you fucking like it…….
I’m off to throw my lit docker in the local firework shop!
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“One question, do these gobshites, celebrate Christmas Day before the 25th????”
No but the same cunts celebrate New Year’s with a volley of leftovers from Cuntfire night! And at either 11:57, 11:58 or 11:59pm.
This year there’ll be some cunt setting them off at 11:56pm guaranteed to get cunt-one-upmanship on some other cunt on disrupting the peace at an ungodly hour!
New Year is 00:00:00 on the first of January every year, don’t jockey for position as the most cuntish of cunts too early, you have the whole of a new year ahead of you to shine in that capacity – you cunts!
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I have to admit that when I was younger I used to embrace the sale of fireworks to the public.
Having mastered the art of remote eletrical ignition I retired to my dad’s garage with an array of fire works and an orengina bottle.
Being “semi” sensible I opted for a subterranean test and armed with a crow bar dropped a nice ft deep shaft in the lawn placed and plugged the charge.
Admittedly there wasn’t much of a bang (considering how much went in it) but I managed to blow a 2ft by 1ft crater in the back garden and at that point I gave up pyrotechnics and started a very fast track career in landscaping before my parent’s got home.
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Monumental waste of money, £50 for a couple of rockets, a roman candle, a catherine wheel and a couple of other shitty ones.
All over in less than 5 minutes.
You’d get more fun fucking a whore,it would last longer and would be half the price.
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That depends on geographical location, £40 here.
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Anyone who spends a fortune on fireworks and is still letting them off after November 5th is a mong…
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I live in rural Norfolk. A very peaceful and quiet little village. No shops. No take-away’s. No petrol stations. Nothing. It’s 22.42 p.m. It’s the 29th November. A Tuesday night. It’s -5C outside, but a complete CUNT has decided to have a fireworks display in their garden. I hope he sticks the largest rocket he has up his fucking arsehole and sets light to it!
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