Peter Mandelson is a major fucking cunt. The serial resigner from the New Labour front bench popped up on TV over the weekend, urging everyone to “rise up” against Brexit – and, with a Spiveyesque flourish, to solicit donations to Blair’s ‘Open Britain’ (ie anti-Brexit) campaign. Apart from the cunt’s sneering, supercilious rejection of the result of a democratic referendum, what fucks me off is the way the media routinely refers to him as some kind of genius political strategist. It’s worth remembering that although New Labour may have won three general elections in a row, during this period the Labour vote actually decreased from 13.5 million to 8.6 million – which is hardly evidence of any kind of strategic genius. Yes, Corbyn is a monumental cunt too, but one thing (perhaps the ONLY thing?) that can be said in Corbyn’s favour is that he was never a fan of the EU and therefore readily accepted the referendum result, being one of the only Labour politicians to call for the early triggering of Article 50. And now we have has-been cunts like Mandelson taking time off from schmoozing Russian oligarchs to openly boast on TV that he is actively trying to undermine Corbyn primarily due to Corbyn’s stance on Brexit.

Mandelson has always looked like a shifty, creepy cunt with a closet full of skeletons and deeply unpleasant secrets. If that guy from the Antiques Roadshow (Eric Knowles?) had a brother who was a serial killer of young boys, he would look exactly like Mandelson.

Nominated by Fred West.

BA cabin crew; cunts. Most are well past their sell by date harridans or else mincing old queens. Now they are going on strike, again.
They say their lot with BA is so bad they have to sleep in their cars and live on pot noodles. They say there is no future working for BA.
If that is really the case then go get another fucking job. There will be plenty of jobs available once we kick all the Eastern European gypos out. Cunts.

Nominated by Skidmark Eggfart

Benderdict Cuntberdinck is a ginormous cunt… When asked why he hasn’t put his huge amount of money where his big mouth is and took in some of his ‘beloved’ ‘refugees’, what he said was hilarious…. Cuntberdinck said he ‘couldn’t’ because his ‘house (ie: mansion) wasn’t ready yet and it had no electricity’…. The cunt is a millionaire and could buy a whole street of ‘normal’ houses if he so desired… He could also pay rent and suchlike for a good few ‘refugee’ cunts if he wished to… Truth is he obviously doesn’t, but he expects everyone else to welcome these freeloading filth with open arms… Same goes for the human oil slick, Lineker, and Lily the singing spaz… There’s one thing worse than a bleeding heart cunt, and that’s a plastic bleeding heart cunt….

Nominated by Norman.

Who were the others who promised to take in refugee families? I’m sure Geldof was one – we need to get some updates as to which of these bleeding heart cunts has actually delivered on their accommodation offer. I’m guessing not a single one.

Nominated by Fred West.

While we’re slagging off Paul Nuttall for behaving like a cunt, it would be a shame to not nominate and even bigger cunt. Enter Gareth Snell, Nutter’s Liebore opponent in the Stoke byelection.

Snell reckons that people who vote UKIP are the “sort of blokes that nick your bike” and that Brexit is a “massive pile of shit” but strangely none of these things get much of a mention on Al BBCeera.

So while we’re on the subject of old shit surfacing from Nuttall here’s some from Smell –

In 2011 he tweeted that Coronation Street’s Deirdre Barlow should be given a “good slap”.

In 2007 he described panellists on ITV’s Loose Women as “squabbling sour-faced ladies”, called presenter Janet Street-Porter a “polished turd” and said a “speccy blonde girl” on BBC’s The Apprentice should “piss off”.

He said: “I said some very silly things back in 2007, so what’s that? Almost ten years ago. And I apologise for those because it was wrong. And I think I should be judged not necessarily on what I said in 2007 but the actions that I have taken subsequently.”

Shame the fucking hypocrite cunt doesn’t apply the same rules to his opponent.

Nominated by ‘Appy ‘Arry

Paul Nuttall is a cunt. What with the Stoke by-election coming up and a good opportunity for UKIP and this prick has been caught out. Stupid cunt claimed on his website in 2012 he lost friends at Hillsborough, now the wanker admits it wasn’t true. Fucking cunt and it isn’t helping that I can’t shake this fucking cold off either.

Nominated by Gingers Ballsac.

Why did UKIP choose a lying scouse cunt as a leader?

They must have known he would claim to be either

a/ John Lennon’s son.
b/ Cilla Black’s grandson
c/ Knew victims of Hillsborough

AND

Have it away with party funds.

Nominated by Skidmark Eggfart.