What a pile of dogshit this rag is. No doubt read by illiterate fat Kathy types that work in the public sector and fat slag Croydon face lift dole breeders.
Latest edition features article on Katie Price having her vagina re-lined and tightened by Balfour Beatty.
Nominated by: we’ve got a Cuntbox
Saying now that he wants the closest possible relationship with the EU post Brexit. He claims that Theresa May should remember that Britain did not vote for a “hard Brexit”. How the fuck does he know the motivation of the electorate when he misjudged us as idiots who would blindly believe his propaganda of financial armageddon which has proved to be complete bollocks.
I really wish TM would release a statement saying that if she gave a toss what Gideon thought she wouldn’t have sacked him. This cunt talked down the economy so much during the referendum that when the vote came in the economy took a temporary nosedive.
Osborne should apply to be a PA to the snarling arrogant cunt Schultz. He would enjoy being his bitch. Say what you like about Cameron at least he had the decency to quit!
Nominated by: Shaun of the Dead 69
I wish Gideon Osborne would take his Northern Powerhouse and shove it up his arrogant little arse. Kicked out of number 11 he’s got himself a nice little slot oop north as chairman of the Northern Powerhouse Trust whatever the fuck that is.
I now hear he’s biding his time until Brexit gets all fucked up and he can challenge May for the leadership. The little shit actually believes he can still be PM and that people will actually vote for him.
Deluded little cunt!
Nominated by: Dioclese
Not only does the useless git fail to blow up the Houses of Parliament, but he’s inflicted nights of misery on us where we piss loadsa money up the wall on fireworks to scare dogs and young children.
And to make it worse, our friendly immigrant multicunturals have highjacked to for Divhali. The fucking banging and crashing goes on to fucking days.
Fawkes needs a great big Saturn V sized rocket up his arse, the cunt.
Nominated by: Dioclese
The whingey-whinery of uber cunts like Gina Fuckface and her fellow travellers is beneath contempt. We supposedly live in a democracy ; the antics of these airy-fairy cunts illustrate perfectly why we want to escape the tyranny of an unwieldy, homogenising, bland Euro dictatorship which is championed by those fuckers sucking at its teat.
Nominated by: Simon de Cuntford
And more to the point, cunts that set the cunting things off are, unsurprisingly, monumental cunts.
What makes it worse here is that is doesn’t get truly dark until 8-30ish, so just as young children and shift workers (including yours truly) want to settle down, fizz/whizz/KA-FUCKING-BOOM go the completely pointless fucking fireworks, until midnight at the earliest.
This shit will go on nightly from now until the new year.
Inconsiderate cunts.
Nominated by: KiwiCunt
P.S. I had a similar (unpublished) rant last year, and was met with a wave of comments telling me to fuck off. Anyone who thinks fireworks are just people having fun is a cunt.