Channel 5 is a cunt.
A whole programme (or mebbe even a series – who knows, who cares??) on:
Britain’s Favourite Biscuit.
Arsebiscuits, arsebiscuits, arsebiscuits.
For viewers north of the border :
Scotland’s Favourite Piece of String.
Nominated by HBelindaHubbard
Accordingto David Aaronovitch on Newsnight: By 2020 enough brexit supporting voters would have died so as to enable a repeat referendum to return a vote to remain!
Are youfucking serious? Apparently, Millenial voters can’t afford to buy a house and won’t buy from companies who don’t virtue signal for the LGBTQQHDIVSJCHCGJVFKVJFK community or the peacefuls so are all remoaners:WTF?
Oh and apparently, all members of the Tory party are coffin dodgers and that is why Theresa May is P.M…
This station needs to be taken off the air……..
Nominated by Kravdarth
BBC have some fat cunt now telling us the Brexit vote would now be lost because Brexit voters are all old and dying off. Can we not just cunt the BBC but get involved with getting enforced public funding removed.?
I’m too fucking angry to wrote a good cunting, I’m fed up with his organisation that is meant to be unbiased but constantly pumps out thinly veiled agenda driven shite into our homes.
They may as well tax me to fund the wanky labour cunt party
Nominated by Sixdog Vomit
Editor’s note:
Aaronovitch was repeating what Nick Clegg said before Christmas
I’d like to nominate the cunts who decided to jeer and whistle at key moments during last night’s PDC World Darts Championship semi-final between Michael Van Gerwin and Rob Cross.
Whether you enjoy darts or not, last week’s match was probably one of the best and closest ever, culminating in a 6 Sets all, 5 Legs all final leg decider.
It was nip and tuck all the way and could have gone either way and then you get the cunt loud shepherd whistlers spouting out just as the player was about to throw.
The players are used to the general hubbub and noise but loud shrieks are definitely off-putting and it was obvious what the cunts were trying to do.
I hope the pissed up cunts were identified, thrown out and then forced to eat their own vomit off the floor!
Both players deserved the very best of order and neither received it. I know most cunters couldn’t give a shit but it really boiled my piss!
Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!
I tried to watch Blue Planet but I just cannot any longer bear listening and watching that feebleminded old droning cunt Attenborough dribbling on about how I and all of you have fucked up the planet and we’re all going to die and so are the fucking birds etc.
The wheezing old cuntbox then told us how there were a billion herring in one shoal in the north sea, a fucking billion , that’s a lot of paste.
He wheedles on about sharks and sea birds suffering and I say ‘fucking good job’ because I like fish and those nasty cunts are eating my dinner so cull the cunts sharpish and get the prices down again ,not look after them, that’s like us feeding U boat crews in 1941.!!!
He looks like he got smeared in glue and fell into the War on Want clothes bin and he talks total bollocks. I keep hoping a great white will leap up and have the cunt for tea!
Nominated by Trouserbulge
Lewis Hamilton is a cunt. But, he had the chance this week to reduce the burden of cuntitude that he bears.
He seems to have had a go at his nephew for dressing as a girl. Cue howls of protest from various shrill minorities and probably the professor of gender identity at Brighton Uni.
His bookings are not going to dry up because of this. Neither is ‘no platforming’ likely to be an issue. He could have let it lie or told them to fuck off. It is a mainstream opinion. It wouldn’t affect his dubious tax status.
But no. The cunt issued a grovelling apology. For fuck sake when is someone going to stand against minority right-on lunacy?
Hamilton, you had your chance. Cunt.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble